ÒBushy Haired Bossy GirlÓ: An R/H song parody to the tune of "Sadder But Wiser Girl" from 'The Music Man'
by Opal Ember

Disclaimer: I obviously to not own the orginal song, or any of the things mentioned in the parody. Shame, really... ;-)

Ron:
(Spoken)
No wide-eyed, eager, stupid, simpering
Divination lover for me
That kinda girl pulls stunts no Veela ever... listen here...
A girl who I would retch slugs for, you see
Merely wants to compare my commoness to her brilliancy

(Sung)
The only things she ever shares with me
Are from ÒHogwarts: A HistoryÓ
SheÕs no nasty, vexing, love potion brewing girl, no sir!
For Hermione do I play faun, I can tell you that right now

I snarl, I hiss, when itÕs Krum I know sheÕs bound to kiss
I spark, I fizz, for the girl who knows what Skeeter is
I cheer, I rave, for the girl who from a troll I saved
The bushy haired bossy girl for me

SheÕs no wide-eyed, blushing, breathless, orb reading lady, no sir!
That kind of withch casts spells no wizard ever knew
I prefer to take a chance on a hate-to-love romance
For house elf rights she keeps insisting
All the time I keep resisting

A brown-eyed, reading, time turning female, yes sir!
Why, she's the Seeker, and I'm the Snitch, you see?

I blush, IÕm shy when the lass with the crazy cat goes by
I trip, I grin when the gal with the stack of books walks in
I laugh, I snort, oh I swear sheÕs not my last resort!

The bushy haired bossy girlÕs the girl for me
The bushy haired bossy girl for me