Absolute Nonsense II
OK, I just felt like writing, so I wrote another one of these zany things. R/R please!!! This is in no way serious! And no offense to ANYONE, especially not K. A.! Also I have no idea if K. A. has a brother or not!
Disclaimer: I don't own anything but the straightjacket I'm in. Animorphs are Scholastic's and K. A. Applegate's.
Instructions: DO NOT SUE.
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Edward Applegate's POV
This is the first time I've ever really thanked my sister. Sure, when she passed me the butter at dinner, I'd say "Thank you", but that was just common courtesy. No, this time is different. THANK YOU SO MUCH, KATIE, THAT YOU'VE ENDED YOUR SERIES ABOUT ME!!!! See, she'd put me as some evil guy called Visser One. I was EVIL! Me? Katie's angelic little brother? That was cruel. At least I got promoted in the series. That's better than has happened in real life. I just got fired! How awful is the world?
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Janet Applegate's POV--E-mail to a friend
YES YES YES YES YES!!! My sister ended her series that was based on my son Marco, me, and our brother, Ed. She ended it without killing off me or Marco, which I'm grateful for. It was a well-written series, I must admit--have you read any of the Animorphs books? Still, it was an astonishing experience. The illustrator of the covers, David Mattingly, I think it was? He often drew Marco very realistically, so sometimes I would take Marco shopping for new underwear or something in the mall, and people would come up to him and stare. A few had the nerve to ask if he was THE Marco and then for his autograph. I hope it doesn't go to Marco's head. It certainly hasn't gone to mine. I have to go pick out Marco's clothes now. He's sixteen and he still can't figure out how to put together a decent outfit! See you on Thursday at lunch--we're still on for a Happy Meal with extra Happy, right?
Love from Janet
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Katherine Applegate's POV
I'm so sad that I had to end my best-selling series! At least Scholastic hasn't dumped me completely--I'm doing a new series called Remnants. But what if I don't wanna work with Scholastic anymore? They made me kill off Rachel, and she was my favorite character--she had my fashion sense and bravery. They wanted to do something about teaching a lesson to America's future--the kids. A lesson about how wars aren't good, they always have some fatalities and those fatalities aren't just numbers, they're individuals with family and friends and relationships. I need to find a new publisher. Maybe I should switch to Houghton-Mifflin. Hmmm.
Note to self: must contact Houghton-Mifflin. TOMORROW.
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R/R guys! Flames accepted!!! More may be on the way, if you guys give me ideas about people to write about! Thanx!
OK, I just felt like writing, so I wrote another one of these zany things. R/R please!!! This is in no way serious! And no offense to ANYONE, especially not K. A.! Also I have no idea if K. A. has a brother or not!
Disclaimer: I don't own anything but the straightjacket I'm in. Animorphs are Scholastic's and K. A. Applegate's.
Instructions: DO NOT SUE.
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Edward Applegate's POV
This is the first time I've ever really thanked my sister. Sure, when she passed me the butter at dinner, I'd say "Thank you", but that was just common courtesy. No, this time is different. THANK YOU SO MUCH, KATIE, THAT YOU'VE ENDED YOUR SERIES ABOUT ME!!!! See, she'd put me as some evil guy called Visser One. I was EVIL! Me? Katie's angelic little brother? That was cruel. At least I got promoted in the series. That's better than has happened in real life. I just got fired! How awful is the world?
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Janet Applegate's POV--E-mail to a friend
YES YES YES YES YES!!! My sister ended her series that was based on my son Marco, me, and our brother, Ed. She ended it without killing off me or Marco, which I'm grateful for. It was a well-written series, I must admit--have you read any of the Animorphs books? Still, it was an astonishing experience. The illustrator of the covers, David Mattingly, I think it was? He often drew Marco very realistically, so sometimes I would take Marco shopping for new underwear or something in the mall, and people would come up to him and stare. A few had the nerve to ask if he was THE Marco and then for his autograph. I hope it doesn't go to Marco's head. It certainly hasn't gone to mine. I have to go pick out Marco's clothes now. He's sixteen and he still can't figure out how to put together a decent outfit! See you on Thursday at lunch--we're still on for a Happy Meal with extra Happy, right?
Love from Janet
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Katherine Applegate's POV
I'm so sad that I had to end my best-selling series! At least Scholastic hasn't dumped me completely--I'm doing a new series called Remnants. But what if I don't wanna work with Scholastic anymore? They made me kill off Rachel, and she was my favorite character--she had my fashion sense and bravery. They wanted to do something about teaching a lesson to America's future--the kids. A lesson about how wars aren't good, they always have some fatalities and those fatalities aren't just numbers, they're individuals with family and friends and relationships. I need to find a new publisher. Maybe I should switch to Houghton-Mifflin. Hmmm.
Note to self: must contact Houghton-Mifflin. TOMORROW.
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R/R guys! Flames accepted!!! More may be on the way, if you guys give me ideas about people to write about! Thanx!
