Why am i writing this???
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How pong came to be
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One day, Line1 dotnappes a little dot.


So, Line2 filed a Ponglice report.


Line1: Nobody move! Or ill whack this mother so far he'll bounce off


the wall!


Crowd: ::GASP::


Line2: Line1, why? Why have you dotnapped little dot?


Line1: What you doin' here foo? Eat crappy white dot!


Line1 takes out a gun and fires a dot.


Line2 bounces it back.


Line1 bounces it back.


Line2 bounces it back.


Line1 bounces it back.


Line2 bounces it back.


Line1 bounces it back.


Line2 bounces it back.


Line1 bounces it back.


Line2: HaHa!


Line2 bounces it back.


Line1 bounces it back.


Line2 bounces it back.


Line1 bounces it back.


Line2 bounces it back.


Line1: Hey! this is fun!


Line1 misses the dot.


Line1 gets knocked into the wall.


Line1: ::coughs up white blood:: Oh no! It... It... IT didn't HIT ME!!!


Goodby-- ugh...


Line2: NNOOOOOOO! ::sniffle:: Oh well! Who wants to play next?


Leonard Nimoy appears from nowhere


Leonard Nimoy: And so, the game pong was invented.


Fina (from skies of arcadia) appears from nowhere


Fina: And it was played for yea--


Line2: Lines up!


Fina gets hit by a ball and dies!