Gundam Wing: La Femmes
A Fanfic by Lady Lye
(c)2001
Rated for strong language on behalf of the characters. Remember- it's not the author w/ the potty mouth-it's her potty-mouthed characters.
Disclaimer: I do not own the whole GW thing... If I did I sure as h*ll wouldn't be here wasting my time writing fanfics about them- I'd be using them as my you-know-what slaves per my latest obsession. So don't try to sue me- it ain't worth it.
Note: rough translation for my rough use of Spanish can be found at the bottom of the chapter. This will include all previous phrases.
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Gundame: (pronunciation varies between gun-dum-eh and gun-dam-ay, but never gun-dame.) The mobile suits used by the five new girls. They are made of gundanium alloy but are coated with a newly developed substance making their shell even tougher than the gundams. Their pilots are known as the Dames.
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That evening turned out to be beautiful. They all agreed to eat together spaced out on the lawn furniture. Everything was perfect, just the eleven of them.
"Mmmm… food…"
"You have such a one-track mind, Duo!"
"That is because Maxwell lacks discipline."
Duo stuck his tongue out at Wufei.
"So tell me more about shopping!" Isabel said to Kyla.
"Well I found this awesome blue dress…"
"Hey, you guys are too quiet over there!" Estelle called to Heero and Trowa who had annexed themselves again. "cart your arses!"
Trowa sent a puzzled look to Heero, who shrugged. "Girls." Was his only answer.
Over in another corner, Andria moved her food around her plate. She looked up when she felt someone's prescence.
"May I join you?" Relena asked.
"Um, sure," Andria was a little surprised. "But isn't she…"
"I think you and I need to talk, don't you?"
"I agree."
At the other end of the group, Heero stiffened. They were talking to each other. He started to stand, but Trowa shook his head, holding him back. "What will be, will be. Let it go."
"I've lost them both," Heero sighed.
Andria studied Relena. What was it Heero found so special about her? Andria had to know- it hurt to lose him.
"I don't want us to be enemies," Relena said sincerely.
"Neither do I. We have a mission- we can't let anything get in it's way," Andria agreed.
"Not just for the mission- I think it would hurt Heero," Relena said softly.
"Why? To see us fighting over him?" Andria couldn't help sounding bitter. She was a little. "You can have him. I understand that you had a thing- it's not my place to intrude."
Relena frowned. "I'm not with Heero. He- he doesn't love me. Not the way I want him to."
Andria was shocked. "But- but- No, that's not true. When you saw each other- it was screaming at me! What you were to each other- How can you say he doesn't love you?"
"He doesn't," Relena looked into her lap. She had come to grips with herself. It would never happen and she knew it. She looked up again, determined. "If I ruined things for you and he-"
"No- Relena don't think that!" Andria couldn't believe this. This intelligent, strong, pretty young woman- ok, beautiful, she had to admit, despite any jealousy- was telling her that Heero didn't love her, never had, never would. "You should be with him. It's your destiny."
"But he doesn't see that…" Relena whispered, not aware that she had spoken aloud.
"Yes he does. And if he doesn't, he's a fool and I don't want him anyway!" Andria said fervently.
"I think… that maybe we've outstayed our welcome," Relena said carefully. Andria noticed the sparkles at the bottom of her eyes- Relena's tears. "This is just too difficult for us to work out right now." She stood to go. "Thank you for speaking with me, Andria. I'm going to go in now. We'll leave as soon as possible."
"Oh, Relena…" Andria's mind was haunted by the sadness in Relena's eyes.
Such a scene… Course, things were quite as gloomy on the other side of the patio…
Hilde finally came back from the city where she had been running an errand for Relena. A servant told her they were eating outside. Her heart soared. She hadn't had the chance to speak with the pilots at all in the last few days. Quickly she rushed to her room to change into something lighter and fresher than her uniform and ran to join them.
She was pleased to see that Relena had chosen to speak with Andria, and so she left her alone. "Duo!" she said happily, grabbing a plate and a chair right next to him.
"Huh? Hilde?!" Duo blanched. Oh no… He had completely forgotten about her… that she was here at all… Thank god Kyla had gone to get more food for them both. He was screwed… First Eleanor and now this? His cheeks already burned with embarrassment.
Wufei gave him a knowing look. 'This will be fun to watch' it said. Duo glared at him. Wufei helped Isabel move into a better position to watch while whispering an explanantion.
If looks could kill… Isabel glared at Duo so hard he swore he would come out with two drill holes in his head. He gave her a weak, 'eh heh' sort of smile.
"So how have you been, Duo?" Hilde said conversationally, her eyes sparkling at seeing him again.
"Uh, good." He tried to edge away a little and put a decent amount of space between them. Normally he would have replied with a joke, having a sparkle in his eye as well. He felt ill instead. Why? It's not like he and Kyla were an item or anything… for all he knew he was just another guy-pal to her like Heero…
"What, no witty repartee?" Hilda asked flirtatiously.
"I like to be unpredictable. Don't want to get in a rut, you know!" he laughed weakly. 'I'm so screwed… I wonder if this is how Heero feels?'
"Is this another friend of yours, Duo?" Kyla said with an odd note in her voice, holding the plates.
'Oh shit…' Duo thought. "Uh, Kyla, this is Hilde. Hilde, Kyla. Shake," He begged. Maybe if they started out on the right foot it wouldn't be so bad…
Both gave him weird looks, but did shake. Kyla sat and gave the food to Duo. He quickly stuffed as much in his mouth as was possible cutting him out of the conversation.
"We've met," Kyla told him.
Whoops…
"You haven't changed," Hilda smiled.
"Hilde, you never told me you knew Duo," Kyla said.
"Oh, yeah, we've known each other for a while."
Duo stopped chewing. He stared at Hilde in fear. She did remember the whole 'let's never tell anyone we're gundam pilots so we don't get killed' promise, right?
"I knew the two of you would get along," Hilde continued.
"Sounds about right to me," Isabel couldn't help it. Duo GLARED at her. Damn that girl… Isabel smirked. "He's such a dingbat- what was it you said before, Raisa? About our Kyla always falling for the dumb ones?" she called over to where her friend was sitting.
"Hey, I got stuff thrown at me for that- leave me out of this," Raisa waved her away.
Hilde's eyes had shot up at Isabel's choice of words. She chose to ignore it. Probably just coincidence. "Dingbat- I like it. It suits you, Duo."
"Ahm mah a phigbah," he mumbled around his food.
"Isabel called you a dingbat, therefore you are a dingbat," Kyla declared, giggling at him. He glared at her.
Raisa was watching all this. Estelle saw what she was looking at and frowned. What was up over there? Quatre looked up. Oh no. His pale little face managed to get even paler.
"Hilde and Kyla? Duo's doomed!" he cried.
"Why not look over there. Andria and Relena were talking," Trowa said helpfully. This earned him a punch on the arm. If it were his style, he would have grinned broadly. Instead he just gave one of his half smiles.
Raisa melted.
"What's so bad about Kyla?" Estelle asked.
"Duo and Hilde sorta had a thing," Trowa supplied.
"That's not good."
"Really."
"I hope Kyla can handle this…"
"I hope Duo makes it out alive."
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OMG! I managed to write an entire chapter all in one chunk w/ no breaks! Woah! I NEVER do that! Actually, I hate doing that. It's a fluke. Come Mon. there will be another chp w/ as many breaks as possible.
If you want more idiotic GW:LaF adventures, go check out my Humorous fic back on my bio... I beleive it's called "GW:LaF characters rage in the author's head"
I also have some songfic type parodies out now... part of why this took so long... think "I'm too sexy for my gundam..." and "Bye, Bye, Ms Supid Pacifist Die" *grin*
Here are the terms you may need...
WARNING: I used the translator on www.dictionary.com http://www.dictionary.com for these. I don't expect them all to be good. I do hope they get the point across. If anyone knows of a better site to use or can give me some really excellent phrases for Isabel to say, let me know.
amante- lover
buen- good
cliente- hot
cosa caliente- hot thing
fresco como vienen- fresh as they come
materia caliente- hot stuff
mi buen pequeño amigo que mira - my good looking little friend.
muchacha- girl
muchacho- boy
Muchacha del idiota- idiot girl
muy- very. as in muy caliente
perra estúpida- stupid bitch
un moron de mierda- a fucking moron (don't worry, I really do love you, Duo...)
Love it? Hate it? Give me frikkin feedback!!
But thank you for reading anyway :)
-Lady Lye
A Fanfic by Lady Lye
(c)2001
Rated for strong language on behalf of the characters. Remember- it's not the author w/ the potty mouth-it's her potty-mouthed characters.
Disclaimer: I do not own the whole GW thing... If I did I sure as h*ll wouldn't be here wasting my time writing fanfics about them- I'd be using them as my you-know-what slaves per my latest obsession. So don't try to sue me- it ain't worth it.
Note: rough translation for my rough use of Spanish can be found at the bottom of the chapter. This will include all previous phrases.
________________________________
Gundame: (pronunciation varies between gun-dum-eh and gun-dam-ay, but never gun-dame.) The mobile suits used by the five new girls. They are made of gundanium alloy but are coated with a newly developed substance making their shell even tougher than the gundams. Their pilots are known as the Dames.
__________________________________
That evening turned out to be beautiful. They all agreed to eat together spaced out on the lawn furniture. Everything was perfect, just the eleven of them.
"Mmmm… food…"
"You have such a one-track mind, Duo!"
"That is because Maxwell lacks discipline."
Duo stuck his tongue out at Wufei.
"So tell me more about shopping!" Isabel said to Kyla.
"Well I found this awesome blue dress…"
"Hey, you guys are too quiet over there!" Estelle called to Heero and Trowa who had annexed themselves again. "cart your arses!"
Trowa sent a puzzled look to Heero, who shrugged. "Girls." Was his only answer.
Over in another corner, Andria moved her food around her plate. She looked up when she felt someone's prescence.
"May I join you?" Relena asked.
"Um, sure," Andria was a little surprised. "But isn't she…"
"I think you and I need to talk, don't you?"
"I agree."
At the other end of the group, Heero stiffened. They were talking to each other. He started to stand, but Trowa shook his head, holding him back. "What will be, will be. Let it go."
"I've lost them both," Heero sighed.
Andria studied Relena. What was it Heero found so special about her? Andria had to know- it hurt to lose him.
"I don't want us to be enemies," Relena said sincerely.
"Neither do I. We have a mission- we can't let anything get in it's way," Andria agreed.
"Not just for the mission- I think it would hurt Heero," Relena said softly.
"Why? To see us fighting over him?" Andria couldn't help sounding bitter. She was a little. "You can have him. I understand that you had a thing- it's not my place to intrude."
Relena frowned. "I'm not with Heero. He- he doesn't love me. Not the way I want him to."
Andria was shocked. "But- but- No, that's not true. When you saw each other- it was screaming at me! What you were to each other- How can you say he doesn't love you?"
"He doesn't," Relena looked into her lap. She had come to grips with herself. It would never happen and she knew it. She looked up again, determined. "If I ruined things for you and he-"
"No- Relena don't think that!" Andria couldn't believe this. This intelligent, strong, pretty young woman- ok, beautiful, she had to admit, despite any jealousy- was telling her that Heero didn't love her, never had, never would. "You should be with him. It's your destiny."
"But he doesn't see that…" Relena whispered, not aware that she had spoken aloud.
"Yes he does. And if he doesn't, he's a fool and I don't want him anyway!" Andria said fervently.
"I think… that maybe we've outstayed our welcome," Relena said carefully. Andria noticed the sparkles at the bottom of her eyes- Relena's tears. "This is just too difficult for us to work out right now." She stood to go. "Thank you for speaking with me, Andria. I'm going to go in now. We'll leave as soon as possible."
"Oh, Relena…" Andria's mind was haunted by the sadness in Relena's eyes.
Such a scene… Course, things were quite as gloomy on the other side of the patio…
Hilde finally came back from the city where she had been running an errand for Relena. A servant told her they were eating outside. Her heart soared. She hadn't had the chance to speak with the pilots at all in the last few days. Quickly she rushed to her room to change into something lighter and fresher than her uniform and ran to join them.
She was pleased to see that Relena had chosen to speak with Andria, and so she left her alone. "Duo!" she said happily, grabbing a plate and a chair right next to him.
"Huh? Hilde?!" Duo blanched. Oh no… He had completely forgotten about her… that she was here at all… Thank god Kyla had gone to get more food for them both. He was screwed… First Eleanor and now this? His cheeks already burned with embarrassment.
Wufei gave him a knowing look. 'This will be fun to watch' it said. Duo glared at him. Wufei helped Isabel move into a better position to watch while whispering an explanantion.
If looks could kill… Isabel glared at Duo so hard he swore he would come out with two drill holes in his head. He gave her a weak, 'eh heh' sort of smile.
"So how have you been, Duo?" Hilde said conversationally, her eyes sparkling at seeing him again.
"Uh, good." He tried to edge away a little and put a decent amount of space between them. Normally he would have replied with a joke, having a sparkle in his eye as well. He felt ill instead. Why? It's not like he and Kyla were an item or anything… for all he knew he was just another guy-pal to her like Heero…
"What, no witty repartee?" Hilda asked flirtatiously.
"I like to be unpredictable. Don't want to get in a rut, you know!" he laughed weakly. 'I'm so screwed… I wonder if this is how Heero feels?'
"Is this another friend of yours, Duo?" Kyla said with an odd note in her voice, holding the plates.
'Oh shit…' Duo thought. "Uh, Kyla, this is Hilde. Hilde, Kyla. Shake," He begged. Maybe if they started out on the right foot it wouldn't be so bad…
Both gave him weird looks, but did shake. Kyla sat and gave the food to Duo. He quickly stuffed as much in his mouth as was possible cutting him out of the conversation.
"We've met," Kyla told him.
Whoops…
"You haven't changed," Hilda smiled.
"Hilde, you never told me you knew Duo," Kyla said.
"Oh, yeah, we've known each other for a while."
Duo stopped chewing. He stared at Hilde in fear. She did remember the whole 'let's never tell anyone we're gundam pilots so we don't get killed' promise, right?
"I knew the two of you would get along," Hilde continued.
"Sounds about right to me," Isabel couldn't help it. Duo GLARED at her. Damn that girl… Isabel smirked. "He's such a dingbat- what was it you said before, Raisa? About our Kyla always falling for the dumb ones?" she called over to where her friend was sitting.
"Hey, I got stuff thrown at me for that- leave me out of this," Raisa waved her away.
Hilde's eyes had shot up at Isabel's choice of words. She chose to ignore it. Probably just coincidence. "Dingbat- I like it. It suits you, Duo."
"Ahm mah a phigbah," he mumbled around his food.
"Isabel called you a dingbat, therefore you are a dingbat," Kyla declared, giggling at him. He glared at her.
Raisa was watching all this. Estelle saw what she was looking at and frowned. What was up over there? Quatre looked up. Oh no. His pale little face managed to get even paler.
"Hilde and Kyla? Duo's doomed!" he cried.
"Why not look over there. Andria and Relena were talking," Trowa said helpfully. This earned him a punch on the arm. If it were his style, he would have grinned broadly. Instead he just gave one of his half smiles.
Raisa melted.
"What's so bad about Kyla?" Estelle asked.
"Duo and Hilde sorta had a thing," Trowa supplied.
"That's not good."
"Really."
"I hope Kyla can handle this…"
"I hope Duo makes it out alive."
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OMG! I managed to write an entire chapter all in one chunk w/ no breaks! Woah! I NEVER do that! Actually, I hate doing that. It's a fluke. Come Mon. there will be another chp w/ as many breaks as possible.
If you want more idiotic GW:LaF adventures, go check out my Humorous fic back on my bio... I beleive it's called "GW:LaF characters rage in the author's head"
I also have some songfic type parodies out now... part of why this took so long... think "I'm too sexy for my gundam..." and "Bye, Bye, Ms Supid Pacifist Die" *grin*
Here are the terms you may need...
WARNING: I used the translator on www.dictionary.com http://www.dictionary.com for these. I don't expect them all to be good. I do hope they get the point across. If anyone knows of a better site to use or can give me some really excellent phrases for Isabel to say, let me know.
amante- lover
buen- good
cliente- hot
cosa caliente- hot thing
fresco como vienen- fresh as they come
materia caliente- hot stuff
mi buen pequeño amigo que mira - my good looking little friend.
muchacha- girl
muchacho- boy
Muchacha del idiota- idiot girl
muy- very. as in muy caliente
perra estúpida- stupid bitch
un moron de mierda- a fucking moron (don't worry, I really do love you, Duo...)
Love it? Hate it? Give me frikkin feedback!!
But thank you for reading anyway :)
-Lady Lye
