Gundam Wing: La Femmes

A Fanfic by Lady Lye

(c)2001

Rated for strong language on behalf of the characters. Remember- it's not the author w/ the potty mouth-it's her potty-mouthed characters.

Disclaimer: I do not own the whole GW thing... If I did I sure as h*ll wouldn't be here wasting my time writing fanfics about them- I'd be using them as my you-know-what slaves per my latest obsession. So don't try to sue me- it ain't worth it.

Note: rough translation for my rough use of Spanish can be found at the bottom of the chapter. This will include all previous phrases.

Damn I suck at battle scenes... Actual maneuvers don't interest me. I want to know who won and who lost and that's it. Requesting help from anyone good at designing MS or describing battles!! email me!! continue on:

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Gundame: (pronunciation varies between gun-dum-eh and gun-dam-ay, but never gun-dame.) The mobile suits used by the five new girls. They are made of gundanium alloy but are coated with a newly developed substance making their shell even tougher than the gundams. Their pilots are known as the Dames.
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"The greatest honor of all, is to die for your nation! To fight for it! To give your life in heated battle against the enemy in the name of all that is righteous!" The man cried charismatically. The legions of soldiers before him cheered. "My friends, we are approaching a time when action must be taken! Freedom, liberty, justice, and honor must be fought for and won! The weak fools of the Sank kingdom shall tremble at our feet, as we bring to the world, a new era! One in which your protection is assured! Where you shall be free to go about as you would! But we must take these hopes for our future, and use the energy is gives us to defeat the Sank kingdom and all who support them! They are all that stands between us, and New Life!"
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Andria Ntengi shook herself out of her pit of despair. She moved to the window to see that all was right, knowing that whatever was bothering her wouldn't be out there.

"What is this new thing on the wind?" she opened the window to taste the air. This air- under the dewy sweet scents of the flowers in the garden, was the desert and the bushlands. Her home. But not. "The savanna… it's time to return there. That's where I'll find my fight."

An explosion came from the direction of the city. "They're attacking Sydney?" she gasped. Then her eyes narrowed. It was time for her to earn her rights to her gundame. "Isa! Kyla! Raisa! Estelle!"

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The others heard it as well.

"What the-?" Estelle stood.

"Damn hibrido!" Isabel swore. "Come on! We have to find Relena!"

"Aye!" Estelle and Isabel raced out of the room.

The four former gundam pilots exchanged looks. They headed for the basement where Quatre always kept several MS' on hand.

"Muchacha! Leave the dingbat!" Isabel cried as they passed Duo and Kyla.

"Kyla-!?" Duo grabbed her arm before she could go.

"I'm sorry, Duo- I'll explain everything later!" the pain on her face couldn't be hidden. She joined the other girls and raced through the shadows of the house.

"What happened?" Raisa had joined them leaving her flute in the hall.

"Someone's attacking the city!" Andria called from up ahead. "Where's Relena?"

"In her room- this way-"

They burst into Relena's room. She and Hilde were both at the window, staring in horror at the red blaze in the distance that sparkled with pinpricks of yellow and white the colors of weapons firing.

"Relena, are you alright?" Kyla asked.

"Yes- why would they be doing this?" Relena turned.

"They may be after you-"

"Or maybe just after the city," Raisa cut off Isabel. "Either way, we can't let them do it."

"Requesting permission to fight," Andria looked Relena in the eye.

"Permission granted. Do what you must," Relena returned her look.

"Then let's go!"
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"What's the plan?" Duo asked, settling into a Taurus.

"We check it out, then decide whether or not to battle," Quatre responded.

"Don't we have a responsibility to protect the city?" Trowa asked.

"There are civilians in there- it is dishonorable for these people to attack them," Wufei seconded.

"We'll make our decision once we've assessed the situation," Quatre said firmly. "Head out."

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The Dames emerged onto the battlefield.

"You and me are going places, Jungle Orb," Andria said to the gundame fondly. She squinted up ahead. "What the hell kind of suits are those?"

"I've never seen anything like them before!" Raisa gasped.

Before them was a new kind of MS. Larger than a Taurus, and obviously better equipped. Their bright red color blended into the fires they had started.

Estelle quickly messed with her on-board computer. "The system can't find them. Could they be new?"

"Whatever they are, they're invading our turf," Kyla said through clenched teeth.

"So let's give 'em hell, eh muchachas?" Isabel smiled.

They descended into battle, knocking away as many new suits as they could.

"This is Dame Final Kiss- We request that you leave the area immediately! Ms. Peacecraft is in the area and we are sworn to defend her. Repeat: leave the area immediately!" Estelle tried to establish communication.

A man in the uniform of a nation's leader appeared on her screen. "Greetings. As it so happens- Ms. Peacecraft-Darlian is our target. We shall not leave the area."

"Who the hell are you?" Estelle couldn't help glaring at him.

"I am Markiah Chisholm, leader of the new nation of Edin."

"Edin? I've never heard of that!" Kyla exclaimed from her Thistle Wing. She had picked up the frequency.

"Actually, we've only become established today," Markiah smiled wolfishly. "It's been a very eventful afternoon here in Europe."

"Crap…" Andria quickly typed in a search on her computer, cutting down several of the new suits as she went. They didn't seem to have figured out yet that the Dames were their enemies. "Shit! He hacked a part out of Italy!" Andria cried, wide-eyed. The new map showed a new nation at the head of the Italian peninsula.

"I think it makes a very pretty new addition," Markiah smirked.

"That's too close to Sank!" Isabel grit her teeth.

"Anywhere is too close to Sank! And if you're thinking of aquiring it- then you're our enemy," Kyla said.

"Well I hope you ladies enjoy battling my Scorpios. They're the very latest in MS technology combined with that of the Mobile Dolls. I'll see you when I've captured Relena." He dropped the communication.

"Damn! I couldn't trace it!" Estelle swore.

"What the hell is a mobile doll?" Isabel asked.

"Exactly what it sounds like…" a new voice picked up the frequency, but no visual. "A suit that doesn't need a pilot to fight."

"Who are you? And what side are you on?" Kyla tried to establish a visual.

"Who we are doesn't matter."

Raisa picked up several Taurus' on her radar. "Are you for or against this Markiah guy is the kicker though."

"Against. We fight to protect Relena and Sank."

"Five of them…" Andria muttered, glancing at her radar.

"Then you're not our enemy in this battle," Isabel said decisively. "What are we waiting for- trash those new suits!"

All conversation stopped and the ten MS focused on the battle. The Capricorns fought back viciously. The Taurus' just weren't doing well. The Gundame finished off the last. The smoke started to clear as the sun slowly came up. They faced each other.

"Alright. It's our turn to ask the questions here," one of the Taursus' said. "Who are you and what are your intentions?"

"And where did you get gundams?" another asked.

"That's gundame," Isabel corrected.

"I'm not getting any hostile feelings from them…" Raisa said.

"It can wait, then. We need to get back to Relena," Kyla said.

"I agree." Andria spoke to the group. "We'll probably cross paths again. When we do, we'll have this conversation again." The five Dames flew upwards, the better to confuse these new suits as to where they were going.
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The GW pilots watched them go.

"This is a new development…" Trowa said.

"They sounded female, which is odd," Quatre said practically.

"Dishonerable… leaving the field like that…" Wufei muttered.

"Hey, Heero- aren't you happy? There's a new war to fight! No more sitting on your ass!" Duo tried to sound helpful.

Heero didn't answer. He watched the- gundame?- enter a bank of clouds and disappear from view. "Yeah… really happy…"
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The Dames landed and stored their suits in the warehouse. Relena and Hilde came to meet them.

"What happened?" Hilde asked.

"New enemy- some guy's just made his own nation above the Italian peninsula last night. He says he's your enemy," Kyla delivered the news.

"But why? What has the Sank kingdom ever done?" Relena looked pained. "Peace will never be attainable at this rate. I should contact him-"

"Not yet, Relena," Andria said forcefully. "And not here. We need to find out all we can first and get you home as quickly as possible."

"She's right," Hilde looked to her mistress.

Relena sighed. "I suppose you're right. We leave immediately."
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"So… Relena Darn-we-missed-Peacecraft has protectors," Markiah said idly to himself. (AN: I made that one up before I decided that Relena wasn't evil… Darn-we-missed? Darlian?) "Made of Gundanium alloy at that. This shall be a very interesting war…"__________________________________
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alright so did my attempt at action suck or what? I couldn't exactly leave it without any plot other than boys meet girls could I? *sigh* help? please? or just comment...

If you want more idiotic GW:LaF adventures, go check out my Humorous fic back on my bio... I beleive it's called "GW:LaF characters rage in the author's head"

Plugging self: I also have some songfic type parodies out now... part of why this took so long... think "I'm too sexy for my gundam..." and "Bye, Bye, Ms Supid Pacifist Die" *grin*

Here are the terms you may need...

WARNING: I used the translator on www.dictionary.com http://www.dictionary.com for these. I don't expect them all to be good. I do hope they get the point across. If anyone knows of a better site to use or can give me some really excellent phrases for Isabel to say, let me know.

amante- lover
buen- good
cliente- hot
cosa caliente- hot thing
fresco como vienen- fresh as they come
hibrido- bastard
materia caliente- hot stuff
mi buen pequeño amigo que mira - my good looking little friend.
muchacha- girl
muchacho- boy
Muchacha del idiota- idiot girl
muy- very. as in muy caliente
perra estúpida- stupid bitch
un moron de mierda- a fucking moron (don't worry, I really do love you, Duo...)


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