Disclaimer thingymabob: Once again, I am not the owner of the almighty show that is Zim. OMG! GO TO HOTTOPIC.COM! THEY GOT THE STUFF! I've already purchased a shirt, teehee. One of mah Christmas presents. I got the one that has GIR and says, "Somebody needs a hug!" ANYWAYS…I do not own Zim and all related characters. Happy crazy reading!
And the Horror Grows!
Zim had finished reading up on the weak human emotion known as Love. He found it quite amusing due to the effects of this "illness". He had an amazing, masterful plan (ain't that unusual?) that would be sure to render the humans helpless. He cackled like a psychopath and GIR joined in, giggling insanely, causing it to spill the cupcake batter all over the power amplifier. GIR looked at the mess, shrugged and skipped off.
"GIR! I have a plan! An AMAZING plan by ME! ZIM!" GIR looked up at him, hiding the bowl of chocolate mix behind its back Zim raised an eyebrow. "GIR?"
"Yes master?"
"What are you doing?" Zim eyed the little robot.
"Nothiiiiing…"
Zim looked at it and the robot just stared back. Zim shrugged and continued with his plan. "I have read up on this…love…thing. It makes humans simply hopeless! With the power amplifier, I plan to spread this…love…to all the children at the skool. Once they all love me, I will have complete power over them!" He titled his head back and double over in insane laughter.
"Weeeeehehehehehehehehe," GIR fell on his back and kicked its legs in the air. It suddenly stopped and walked out of the lab, wearing the chocolate covered bowl on its head while humming. It proceeded upstairs and sat down on the couch and turned on The Scary Monkey Show. GIR looked at the T.V. for a moment, then fell to the floor laughing once more.
Zim blinked. "I really need to look at GIR's artificial intelligence. It seems to be, stupid. Ah well, I'll just get to work on the power amplifier."
**THE NEXT MORNING**
Dib walked to skool with Gaz, as usual. "Anyway, I was thinking, what could Zim be up to? It must be something horrible. Something…just…HORRIBLE!"
Gaz ignored her brother and focused on the Game Slave in front of her. Despite her not responding to his ranting, Dib continued. "Mysterious Mysteries of Strange Mysteries had a complete fraud on last night. They said Bigfoot was at the Chokey Chicken Ranch but COME ON. He was SO at MacMeaties yesterday!"
Gaz snarled at him. "I will continue to ignore your weirdness for now, for I still have all my lives. But if you so carry on talking to yourself, I will be forced to instill fear in your pathetic little life."
Dib eyed his sister and sighed. No one understands me, he thought to himself. If only I can prove to everyone that Zim is an alien…He muttered about the Martian surface to himself when he tripped over a fire hydrant. Dib fell face first into a puddle of chocolate syrup. Gaz looked up for a moment and snickered, then she walked away, leaving him. "AW! Disgusting! Wait a minute, chocolate syrup? What idiot is writing this?" He looked around and as he did the sky suddenly blackened and a bolt of lightning struck the tree about two yards away from him.
Dib grimaced. "Obviously a very smart idiot! Yup! The brains of the bunch!" The sky instantly cleared and the tree pieced its self back together. Dib wiped away the sweat that had built up on his forehead and he laughed nervously. The skool bell sounded and he cursed. Dib jumped up and ran to the skool, not even bothering to wipe the chocolate off.
Zim had gone to skool exceptionally early that day. With the help of GIR he had attached the power amplifier to the top of the skool. He had the settings perfect. There was no reason at all that it should not work at all. But what he had found out could make the power amplifier send out terribly wrong waves was if chocolate was introduced. But there was no chocolate anywhere near it, Zim thought. Muahahahaha! "Prepare for screaming amplifier DOOM!"
With an evil snicker he turned the power amplifier up to full volume, then climbed down the side of the building. It was specifically programmed to work on everything except him. What he had forgotten about was GIR…
When Dib ran into the skool, everyone was acting strange. He ignored the fact that Old Kid and Zeta were making out in the corner of the hall and walked into the classroom. The Letter M was tapping Keef on the shoulder. Keef turned around and The Letter M handed him a note that had hearts scribbled on it. Dib blinked and looked around.
Torque was flirting with Jessica, but Jessica wasn't interested in Torque. She was poking Zim in the back of the head. Zim had his chin on his claws and looked rather annoyed. Dib smiled. It always pleased him to see Zim unhappy.
Dib sat down in his seat and continued to smile. Jessica's pimply friend sat on his desk and leaned her face close to his. Dib leaned as far back as he could without actually getting out of his desk. He waved his hands furiously in front of his face. "GET AWAY!"
She pouted and cooed, which disgusted Dib further. He placed his hand on her face and shoved her off the desk and onto the floor. She lay there giggling. "Dibby has a crush on me!"
"I DO NOT!" Dib shuddered at the thought. What the hell is wrong with these people?
"Well Zimmy likes me!" Jessica hugged Zim's head as she said this, which ended up in gagging him. Zim let out a muffled scream. Out of his backpack came two metal rods that poked Jessica in the stomach. "Hmm? What's thi-AHHHHHHHHH!" Jessica fell to the floor twitching, waves of electricity going through her. Zim whistled innocently…
Gaz was sitting in class, bored, as usual. She shoved her hands in her pockets realizing she had her Game Slave 2. She took it out and hid it on her lap, playing it under her desk with the music down. She didn't feel like learning today.
Suddenly, a feeling of bliss washed over her. She didn't feel like playing her Game Slave today either. She felt like, singing. And dancing. She wanted to dance. Gaz sighed dreamily and put her head on her desk, her eyes glazed over. She had no idea what had come over her.
She felt so calm, so unthreatening. A small green dog walked into the classroom. Gaz looked at it. A new student? Wow, he's hot. She smiled flirtatiously at the little dog as it came in unnoticed. She signaled it to come over to her. It did as she wanted.
GIR smiled. "Hiiiiiiiiiiiiiii," it said with its mouth wide open. It hugged the cute girl that had purple hair. "Pretteeeeeeeey…I love you." GIR snuggled up against Gaz and she hugged him back. She didn't feel like pounding the adorable dog that she now loved so much.
"Wanna go make out?" GIR nodded so Gaz raised her hand and claimed that she needed to go to the bathroom, taking GIR with her.
MUAHAHAHA! If you think that's wrong…WAIT UNTIL THE NEXT CHAPTER! Oh such chapters I have for you! BUT! You have to review…I'm making it mandatory to review. I need…hmmmm…10 reviews! Yesh…10. I will write it anyway but I won't post it UNTIL I GET 10. Why? Cuz I'm evil. YESSSSSSSSSSSH. FEAR THE EVIL! **Coughs** Sorry about that…anyways…say whatever you want! Suggestions are welcome!
