Dis…I'm claiming: *sigh* How many times do I have to tell you guys dat I don't own Invader Zim and related characters? OH WEEEEELL! **dances a spooky…dance** Ya. I'm putting up the third chapter even tho' I didn't get mah reviews. Oh weeeeeeell! It's getting' pushed too far back, and it's scaring me **hides**.
Oh my dear God…The pimply girl that is also known as Jessica's friend was hanging on to Dib's big head (muahaha!). "EEEEEEEE! I love you! MARRY ME!" Dib shoved her off the desk again and screamed.
"LEAVE ME ALONE! DON'T GET NEAR ME!" He suddenly looked at Zim as a thought struck him. Dib jumped out of his desk and glared at Zim. "YOU!"
Zim was having just as much trouble with Jessica. She attempted to grab him in what seemed like a death hug, but he slapped her away. "Don't…touch me." Dib shouted at him again and he turned around. "Yes, Dib?"
"YOU! You have something to do with this! I know you do!"
Zim blinked innocently while Jessica hugged his leg. "I have no idea what your talking about earth monkey!" At this inopportune moment, Mrs. Bitters came…skipping (?) through the doorway. Every single student stopped flirting and stared, looks of absolute horror plastered on their face. Dib's jaw dropped to the desk and Zim's eye twitched. Mrs. Bitters seemed oblivious to the strange behavior of her students, as well as her own abnormal manner.
She waved cheerily at the classroom. "Hello my dear class! Oh how I love thee so. And DIB! How are you? Oh you simply MUST come over to my house after school to wash that lovely brown chocolate off your adorable body. Has anyone told you how well it matches your beautiful auburn eyes?"
Zim's head hit the desk with an audible thud and his body shook with silent laughter. Dib looked at Mrs. Bitters, who was…batting her eyelashes? YES! She was! Dib shrieked and did the only thing he could think of, run full speed out of the classroom and down the hall, screaming the entire way. Mrs. Bitters waved after him happily.
"Don't forget our date tonight Dibby!"
Zeta raised her hand. "Mrs. Bitters?"
"Yes, Zeta?"
"You seem, more crazy than normal today. Did you take too much Prozac?"
"I'm perfectly fine! CLASS IS DISMISSED!"
The teenagers blinked for a moment, then tore out of the classroom. Zim looked around at the empty classroom. This was so not working as he had planned…
Dib didn't stop running until he had reached the safety of his own home. He slammed the door behind him and threw himself on the couch, panting. "Zim…he had to have something to do with the freak behavior today! Unnnng…" A shudder ran through his body. He leapt up and ran into the bathroom, shutting the door behind him. As he did, a girl with purple hair and a green and black puppy walked in hand in hand through the door.
"Let's go to my room, dog!" Gaz grinned at GIR and they both ran upstairs to Gaz's room.
Dib walked out of the bathroom, wiping his mouth. "Blegh…I don't feel very good. Gaz? Was that you?" No answer. "Hmm…must've been my imagination. Now…let's go find something that I can stop Zim with." He smiled and jogged upstairs, not noticing the couple in Gaz's room, even though the door was wide open.
He picked up a cool looking device. It had three prongs protruding from a circular blue orb. "Hee…the Rain Master 3000! Guaranteed to spray the most powerful blasts of water of any water gun!" He looked around for a second. "Hmm…better change out of these chocolate covered clothes. I'll take this old spy cloak. Heehee…look out Zim. I'm on to you."
Dib slipped on the cloak and stuffed the water gun in his overly large pocket. He shoved his hands in his overly large pockets and whistled. Dib started to make his way to the front door, and he passed Gaz's room. He suddenly stopped. "What the…?" He slowly backtracked, and his head contorted. GIR had the hood of his doggy suit off and Gaz…Gaz wasn't wearing…HER SKULL PENDANT! "AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!" Dib screamed bloody murder and ran as fast as his legs could carry him, making a Dib shaped hole at the end of the hall.
Dib hit the ground with a thud, but he jumped up and continued running like the hounds of hell were after him.
Zim wondered why his plan hadn't worked. "It was designed perfectly…" He rounded a corner and heard a faint screaming. He looked up and wondered what that sound was. A puff of smoke could be seen in the distance, and it seemed the noise was coming from that. Zim squinted and only realized what it was when it was too late. Dib slammed full force against Zim.
"AHHHHHHHHHHH! Get OFF you smelly wormbag!" Zim kicked Dib off, who was quite dizzy from the impact. He staggered around, and immediately recognizing the voice of Zim. He pointed at a nearby tree as he wobbled.
"You…"
"Who, the tree?" Zim looked around.
"No…YOU!" Zim just blinked, then he waved.
"I'm over here, Dib."
"I knew that!" Dib gave a small growl. "You…"
"Yes, I think we've established the fact that it's me, get on with it!"
Dib waved his hand around the air. "This…you…you made everyone extremely flirty today!"
"Um…no actually."
"Yes you did!"
"That was not my intention…now if you'll excuse me, I must be on my way." He shoved Dib out of his way and started walking towards his house.
Dib grabbed Zim's arm and swung him against the tree, pinning his arms behind him. He narrowed his eyes. "You better fix whatever you did to my sister…"
"Your sister? Oh…the purple haired child."
"Yes her. It seems she has fallen in love with YOUR robot!"
"GIR? Oh…shit. I knew I forgot something…" Zim winced. "Can you let me go now?"
"Only if you promise to fix it…"
"I promise nothing for you fool! I am doing this for me…" He yanked his arm away and twisted around, out of Dib's grasp. Zim narrowed his eyes at Dib, turned, and walked towards home.
MUAHAHA. Wasn't that…UTTERLY FRIGHTENING?!?! I have two more chapters to come. OooooOOooO. So…YOU MUST REVIEW. So nyaaaaaah. Okies. Um…ya. I'll be goin' now. **laughs insanely then leaves**
