Hey Guess What Time It Is!!!!
Enthusiastic Audience: WHAT?!
TIME FOR THE DISCLAIMER SO SIT DOWN AND SHUT UP! A-hem. Anyways. I do not own Invader Zim, and if your feeble mind still has not comprehended that…then I pity you. The only character I own would have to be the nude monkey in the closet…
Um…no idea for a title!
Zim continued to run towards his house. He had to get away from the Dib. Yes…the Dib! He would ruin everything! Although he had pretty much ruined his own plan…Zim burst through the door and slammed it behind him. Panting he looked around.
"GIR!"…Zim stopped panting and glanced around the family room. "Where is he? Oh yes…with the purple haired…thingy. Ah well, I don't need his assistance anyway." Zim puffed out his chest and walked smartly into the kitchen, but not so smartly did he walk into the wall. "Oof! Bah…there's a wall there."
Zim raised an invisible eyebrow. Wondering where the wall came from, he slid around it into the kitchen. He raised a fist into the air, opened his mouth to announce something he thought was important, then realized no one else was there to hear so he didn't. He climbed into the toilet and flushed himself down it to his top-secret lab.
Dib watched Zim run off to his house. "Well, I can't go back to MY house, but where should I go?" He heard rustling leaves behind him and turned around. His face dropped and he attempted to turn and run but strong arms grabbed his.
"You should go with me…"
Dib screamed like a girl and attempted to run. The person raised him above the ground so his legs could not reach. Spinning like a windmill in the air, his arms tried to hit the kidnapper. The…thing…laughed manically and carried him off to its house.
GIR sat there gazing into Gaz's eyes. "Hiiiiiiiiiiiiiii…"
"…Hello." Gaz stared back, her smile making her appearance quite frightening and alien. They had decided to walk to Zim's house after Professor Membrane came home. But GIR had opted to sit on the sidewalk halfway there. It grinned at Gaz.
"WANNA CUPCAKE?!" GIR shrieked and unzipped his doggy hood, the top of his empty metal head opening up and pouring out rice-a-roni. "Aww…I miss you cupcake." GIR sniffled and Gaz raised an eyebrow.
"That is not a cupcake…" GIR's lower lip trembled. Gaz frowned, then smiled. "But I looooove rice-a-roni more than cupcakes! And I love you more than rice-a-roni!"
"YAY! Waitaminute…YAY!" They skipped off into the sunset hand in hand, never to be seen again, until next chapter.
Jessica glared at her pimply friend. "Zim loves me!"
"Well Dib loves me!"
"Zim's cuter!"
"DIB!"
"ZIM!"
"DIB!"
"ZIM!"
"Dib's a paranormal freaky person!"
"Zim has green skin and no friends!" The pimply girl stuck out her tongue.
A random girl, around fifteen ran up to them both and slammed their heads together. "Zim's mine ladies, and Dib's my friends. SO LAY OFF!" The crazy girl ran off.
The rubbed their heads and groaned. The pimply once friend of Jessica's glowered at her. "Hey…sorry for acting like a jerk…"
"Aw no…it was my fault…"
"No, it was mine…"
"MINE!"
"MINE!"
"NO! MINE!" Jessica flipped out and waved her hands around wildly.
"MINE!, AND Dib is sooooo much cuter."
"NO WAY! Zim is!"
And so it continues…
Zim wandered around his lab, wondering what could have possibly gone wrong with the experiment. "Hmmm…" He examined the spot where the power amplifier once was. "Nothing that could be of any importance…WAIT! What's this?"
Zim examined the ground and scooped up the gooey brown substance with a claw. He placed his hand under the scanner. "Computer, run an analysis."
ANALYSIS RUNNING: ANALYSIS RAN. CONCLUSION:CHOCOLATE CUPCAKE BATTER
Zim gasped. "CHOCOLATE?! So that's why the machine didn't work. It must've caused everyone to fall in love with the first person they saw…Hmm. Why didn't it work on the Dib though?" Zim pondered this for a moment. "I've got no time to loose! I must go fix it."
Zim narrowed his eyes evilly and cackled. "NOW the humans will see what it will be like to obey and love their future slave master! BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA-HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA-" Zim inhaled deeply and continued, "HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!! Vengence…shall be mine."
With that said, Zim jumped in his voot cruiser and made his way to the skool.
Dib opened his eyes to find himself…chained to a bed? He sat up, the chains on his arms linking him to the posters of a heart shaped bed, with red sheets and pink hearts. He looked around. Not seeing his captor he yanked on the chains. Dib pulled until the blood stopped flowing. He pulled furiously and tried to climb off the bed but didn't prevail.
He lay there panting. "Where am I?"
"Welcome to my house, Dib." An all too familiar voice rang through the air and he looked up.
"YOU!"
Heehee! Who is Dib's mysterious captor? Who was that crazy girl claiming Zim as hers (Gee, I wonder..J)? AND WHERE IS THE NUDE MONKEY IN THE CLOSET?! All these and more, answered in the next chapter!
