CLAIMING DIS FOR JHONEN!: I do not own Invader Zim…with that said I shall continue my now pointless and really stupid story. Considering I wrote this while completely sane, you now KNOW you don't want to know what I think of when I have french vanilla cappucino with caffiene and Fruit mentos mixed together! THANK YOU! I'm thinking of ending this story…
Another Pointless Chapter:
"Yes…it's me." The figure stepped out of the shadows wearing see through lingerie.
"HOLY MOTHER OF CHRIST! AIEEEEEEEEEEEE! GOOD GOD NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! THAT'S ABSOLUTELY DISUGUSTIIIIIIIING!" Dib screamed and kicked like a screamin' and kickin' foo'.
Mrs. Bitters smiled innocently. "What's the matter, do you not like it, Dib?"
"NO! In fact I DON'T! LEAAAAAAVE ME ALOOOOONE!" Dib closed his eyes and tried to think of happy thoughts. He muttered to himself. "Zim lying on an autopsy table with his guts strewn everywhere and me getting recognition… Zim lying on an autopsy table with his guts strewn everywhere and me getting recognition…" Dib continued to chant the mantra when he felt something sit on the bed next to him. A shudder ran through his body.
Dib dared to open one eye, only to find Mrs. Bitters wrinkly old mustachey face centimeters from his. "AIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!" Her crusty lips puckered up and Dib instinctively kicked out at her stomach, causing her to tumble backwards off the bed, landing on her head with her legs balanced in the air, causing the see-through dressy thing to slide down. "AIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!" Dib ripped the shackles from the bed, leaped up and jumped out the third story window.
Mrs. Bitters straightened herself up and looked out the window. "Aw…my Dib…"
Zim landed on top of the school building. "Hmmm…now to fix this mess and cause it to work like it should!" He hopped out of the voot cruiser and made his way to the power amplifier. Zim bent down and looked at the power amplifier. "A-HA! There's the chocolatey chocolate!"
His backpack opened up and an item that looked like a wrench popped out of his backpack. Zim took this wrench and attached it to the power amplifier. Waves of cleanliness washed through the entire machine, causing the chocolate to wither and fall off.
"NOW! Tomorrow the skool children shall all love ZIM! AND ONLY ZIM! They shall worship me!" Zim started to cackle crazily (I'm running out of words! AHHHH!).
Gaz and GIR sat across the table, staring at each other. They had reached a boardwalk and started to share a milk-shake, but GIR had devoured the entire thing before Gaz could even touch it. Thus resulting in the ultimate staring contest, looser buys another milk shake. Gaz narrowed her eyes that were tearing…GIR being a robot was not require to blink. But, GIR being the moron it is forgot that important fact and squirmed in his seat. Gaz and GIR stared back and forth.
"You owe me a milkshake…"
"But I wanna cupcake…" GIR frowned, its eyes teared, and it sobbed.
Gaz blinked at the moronic robot and looked around. "Um…wanna play my gameslave?" Gaz suddenly realized how bad of an idea that was.
"YAY!" GIR hugged Gaz's head. "I love you…"
Gaz looked around frantically. She pulled a lint ball out of her pocket and handed it to GIR. "There…"
"HOORAY! What is it?"
"It's for you…" Gaz looked past the robot and saw a soda machine. "Soda…" Her eyes opened wide in pure girly delight as she stood up hypnotically and walked to the machine as if in a trance…
Dib ran until his breath was short and his lungs felt as if they were about to burst. He dared not to look back and pushed himself to keep running, attempting to reach a safe tangible object to hide in or behind. "Horrible…nightmare…visions!" Dib looked up and saw the skool. The skool! She'll never look there! He slowed down, his legs feeling like lead, and started to walk.
Dib groaned and leaned against the gate. "Ung…" he panted and slid down the gate. "Must…get…in…" Dib heard an familiar noise and looked up. He saw Zim's voot cruiser land on the building of the skool. This is my big chance! I have my alien sleep cuffs in my pocket from the other day…I'll get him this time! Dib started to run towards the skool, pushing past the gate, then suddenly stopped.
"Guh…cramp…got…to…walk…" Dib walked towards the ladder that lead up the side of the skool and to the roof. He smiled maliciously as he made his way towards success!
Ugh…craziness…this story is getting worse and worse. Dunno if I'm gonna finish it or not. *Shrug* Oh well…off to beddy…bedness. BYE!
