DISOWNER!:Er…I think I meant disclaimer.  **looks around**  AHHHHH!  I FERGOT MY CAPPUCCINO!  NOOOOOO!  I *KNEW* I forgot something!  **cries**  Why my cappuccino?!  WHY?!  I lovded yoo cappu-OH!  Rice pudding!  **grabs the rice pudding and eats it**  **looks at audience with mouth stuffed full of pudding**  … **suddenly perks up**  MFF!  Murfle-snort mmfish insh bagsh!  **swallows the big mouthful and stands up**  **bows**  Well, what I was trying to say is that I'm Invader Anonymous, not Jhonen Vasquez.  Hence I do not own IZ, though if I did…MUAHAHAHA-sorry.  Anyways, on to the story!  In case your wondering about the title, I'm listening to Live.  Kickass group.  Yup.  I'm actually trying to keep the characters IC now!  Cuz like…I dunno.  It was annoying me greatly.

I am OverCOOOOOOME:

            Dib crept around the side of the skool building, keeping his eyes focused on the roof to make sure that his quarry did not escape.  "Heehee, I have you now, Zim!"  A smile spread across Dib's face as he thought of what he would do to Zim once he caught him.  Expose him to the world!  Prove to everyone that he was sane! 

            Dib's face suddenly fell.  "My own dad didn't even believe me…but I'll show them!  I'll get you Zim," Dib jeered and made his way towards the fire escape ladder.  He heard an all to familiar cackle from the top of the skool.  Reaching the escape ladder, he jumped on to it, grabbing the rungs.  Dib pulled himself up the steps quickly but quietly, hoping his enemy wouldn't notice him.

            Zim looked at the power amplifier.  He smirked at his own incredible genius as he cranked the power amplifier up to full volume.  "Now, it should work this time.  There's no GIR to mess it up.  Wait!  GIR!  Gah, I'll fix that later.  It's too late."  Zim yawned and rubbed his squinted eyes, causing one of the contacts to fall out.  His eye popped open and he cursed. 

            "Grrrr…these stupid lenses!  They're all scratchy," Zim snorted as he bent over and felt for the lens in the dark.  An electric voice called out from his back-pod. 

            UNKNOWN ASSAILANT BEHIND YOU.

            "Huh?"  Zim spun around only to be tackled to the ground by a dark figure.  "AAAHHHHHH!  WHAT IS THIS?!"  Zim's arms were pinned behind his back due to the attacker.  The figure spun him over and slapped a pair of handcuffs over his gloves.  Zim felt a shock run through him, then there was darkness…

            Gaz walked slowly over to the soda dispenser.  "Cherry poop…"  Her mouth was hanging open and her hands were out in front of her, like some sort of horrible soda zombie.  GIR blinked and looked at Gaz.  Then it looked at the ball of lint. 

            "Eehehehehehehehe!" GIR fell out of the stool laughing, then suddenly sat up, completely quiet.  It's doggy eyes narrowed, and it turned its head robotically.

            It looked around until its eyes focused on the target, the source of the 'prey'.  GIR jumped up and screamed in a high pitched voice, "CHURROOOOOOS!" 

            It leaped towards the Churro man, who abruptly screamed and ran, pushing the cart in front of him with GIR hot on his heels.

            Gaz growled as she reached around in her pockets for change.  She didn't have any money to get the soda!  She screamed in rage and booted the soda dispenser.  It let out a low rumble and a Cherry Poop rolled out.  Gaz's eyes opened in surprise.  She looked around then grabbed the drink.  She popped the top open and took a long refreshing sip.

            "Ahhhhhhh…Soda…"  All she needed now was pizza.  Oh, and her date of course.  Speaking of her date…Gaz looked around the boardwalk to find that the little green dog was nowhere to be seen!  She glanced around frantically, looking for the 'love of her life' when she crashed into a person eating chocolate covered nachos.

            The nacho tray flew into the air and landed on her head, leaving Gaz drenched in chocolate saucy crap.  She looked at herself, a look of shock on her face.  Then she glared up at the perpetrator, her narrowed eyes causing the young man to shudder noticeably. 

            "Look man, I'm sorry!  Um…I gotta go!"  The guy ran off screaming and Gaz glared after him. 

            "He will pay…"

            Dib did not know what had come over him.  He was running down the street, away from the skool.  His breath came out in ragged gasps as he reached his house, slowing down to walk through the door.  Dib didn't remember anything.  All he remembered was a brief wave going through him.  He glanced around the house.

            "Dad?  Hey dad?  You here?"  Dib looked down towards the Professor's lab.  There was silence.  Dib quickly ran downstairs into the lab.  He threw his heavy black backpack against the wall, hearing a thud and a soft moan.

            "Hey?  Who's in here?"  Dib stood still for a moment, listening, trying to hear the sound again.  "Must've been my imagination…"  Dib rubbed his eyes and yawned.  It was getting late.  He started to head upstairs when he heard something rustle.  Dib stopped and listened carefully.  He heard it again!  It was coming from his backpack.

            Dib walked over to the black bag and poked it.  It moaned.  Dib recoiled.  "Ugh!  There's something…alive in my backpack!"  Dib raised an eyebrow and carefully unzipped the backpack.  He kicked it over with his toe and Zim rolled out, curled in a fetal position.  "ZIM!  But…how…?"

            It all flashed back to Dib.  The wave.  Seeing Zim on the roof.  Knowing his obsession was something more, but why?  And how?  He must have Zim, that was the only thing that mattered.  Dib was jerked back to reality and Zim let out a little whimper.  Dib never noticed how…cute…Zim was.

            He smiled evilly and took a step towards Zim.

            WOAH!  Who expected THAT?!  HUH?!  Slashyness!  YAY!  But…not really.  See cuz…WELL YOU'LL SEE NEXT CHAPTER!  I'm sowwy Daz…=(   Bu-but…**runs away crying**  DON'T HATE MEEEEE!