LISTEN TO ME OR PAY A HORRIBLE HORRIBLE HORRIBLE PRICE!!:…Um…ya. Anyways…I DO NOT OWN INVADER ZIM! And this part is SLASHY LIKE! So don't say I didn't warn ya! Muah…MUAHA…MUAHAHAHAHAHHAHABA! *cough, cough* On to the next part of the story **GIR in the background, "Finally…"** SILENCE! INSULATING FOOL! I HAVE FINALS! FINAAAAAALS!…Insulating? Um…oka…**shoots self**
Loosin' my religion (Guess what song I'm listening too now!):
GIR was stopped when in his mad crusade when he smashed face first into the side of a taxi. "NOOOOO! My churros! Awwww…" GIR sat down and cried. A woman walking by dragging her child on a leash cast him a strange glance. She raised an eyebrow. Her daughter tried to pet GIR and the lady yanked on the leash, yanking the child off of her feet.
"He might have rabies! Don't touch it!" The lady ran down the sidewalk screaming, hauling her daughter on the hard sidewalk cement, leaving a bloody trail behind her. GIR looked after the lady.
"…" Then it looked up. "Waitaminute…where am I? OH NO! MASTER!" GIR leaped up and gaped at a giant movie poster depicting an alien on an autopsy table. "NOOOOOOOO! I LOVDED YOU MASTER! I LOVDED YOO-HOO!" A random guy glanced at the screaming green puppy laying on the sidewalk, twitching and flailing. The dog seemed to immediately forget whatever was bugging him and sat up, then stuck its foot in its mouth. The guy took two steps back, turned, and ran screaming.
GIR blinked at the guy. "Weirdo…" GIR shrugged, stood up, and wandered around the streets. It was cast various glances by strange looking people. The android stopped as it passed a store, walked backwards and its head contorted to the display in a store. Its eyes widened and it let out a sound of awe.
The chocolate sauce from the nachos dripped down Gaz's purple hair. She was drenched from head to foot with the chocolate. She immediately lost all thought of GIR, and could only think of destroying the man who brought this upon her. "He will not know the meaning of peace, from this day forth…" Gaz's narrow eyes narrowed even more as she took a mental picture of the young man running away. She completely forgot about the Cherry Poop and stalked off after the guy.
That poor…poor soul. Gaz climbed to the top of the building and watched the figure in the distance turn into a house, and slam the door behind him. Her lips spread across her face in evil glee as she made a note of where the man's house was. This was the last night he would sleep in his own bed, or have a bed to sleep in for that matter.
Zim groaned in pain and opened his eyes slowly. He looked around, not seeing much but a bright white light. His first thought was, Am I dead? Zim's head rolled forward, then jerked up, his eyes wide open. With a grunt, Zim tried to pull his arms towards him, only to find himself not able to. He stuck his neck out and twisted his head to the side, seeing the problem. A large stainless steel table with arm and leg restraints! It was at a slant, and there was a large observing lamp swinging over his head. The heat from it stung at his face, but he ignored it. Zim tried to look around but couldn't see much of the place that held him captive.
Zim's large eyes burned from the lamp, and spots danced in front of him. They were laughing and mocking him. Wait…it wasn't the dots laughing. It was the figure that the dots made up. Zim wondered what the thing was that mocked him blindly. He blinked a few times and peered into the shadows, trying to figure out who, or what, that was.
"What's the matter, Zim? Don't even recognize your own nemesis?" Dib laughed evilly and stepped out of the shadows. Zim's eyes still danced with the light but he immediately recognized the voice.
"Let me go before something horrible happens to me!" Zim thought for a moment. "OR ELSE!"
"Or else…what?" Dib leaned in close to Zim, his face almost touching the alien's. "You can't do anything," Dib said with a smirk as he ran a finger down Zim's thin arm, "You're all tied up!" Dib smiled at that thought and mumbled aloud, "Bondage….*drool*" Zim raised an invisible eyebrow.
"What strange torture device is this, human? I order you to let me go right now!"
"Oooo…I love it when you resist. You know you can't ignore this feeling," laughed Dib he wrapped his hands around Zim's arms.
"What feeling are you talking about you horrible, wretched earth monkey!?" Zim practically shrieked. The nature of Dib was frightening him more than usual. This was so…un-Dib like.
"You know what I'm talking about. I can see it in your eyes," Dib sighed. Zim opened his mouth to object when Dib pounced like a snake, his mouth covering Zim's. Zim tried to flail around, thinking this was some horrible way to choke a being and kill them. His eyes widened even more as Dib's tongue slid in between Zim's lips. Zim panicked and did the first thing that came to his mind…bit him.
Dib screamed in agony and immediately hopped off. He slapped both hands over his mouth and bounced around in pain. The hands muffled his shrieks from his stinging mouth. His eyes teared and he ran upstairs to grab something to bandage his damaged tongue.
Zim looked around frantically, not wanting the Dib-human to come back and do something even worse to him. He let out a quiet sob of despair and tried to pull himself free, yanking as he heard the screams and wails of Dib quieting down. He had obviously found something to cure the broken appendage in his mouth. Zim's eyes widened as he heard Dib start to advance down the stairs.
Am I insane? Nope…just mentally retarded. MUAHA! Hope ya like! Anyone hate it? CUZ I LIKE TO KNOW WHAT I CAN IMPROVE IN MY WRITING! TELL MEEEEEEEEE! Or you shall pay a dear dear dear price…GO BUY MY PICTURE! It's a squirrel…or at least go look at it! a href=http://furrybid.transform.to/cgi-bin/auction.pl?furry&1009925771Squirrel babe/a! Sorry for the short chapters…it's getting hard to write and not make it really long or really short. It's gonna be one or the other. I'm trying to keep it to each char. Getting one situation a chapter *shrug*.
