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Summary: A Slytherin looks upon the Draco-Pansy relationship. Warning: a little bit of character-bashing, as with all of the upcoming Interviews...
Interview01: And Your Knowledge of Draco and Pansy is...
There are these two Slytherin "associates" of mine I know. One is a lazy, selfish, and spoiled heir to the Malfoy lineage. Another is a carping, conceited, and irritating girl of the Parkinson genes. What's generally "wonderful" about them is the fact that they're together.
It's a take-take relationship between them. The girl of the pair complains literally every moment the guy's around and hawks about every little lack the guy gives. The guy of the pair almost always pisses about every annoying thing the girl says and lashes out violently. They're a pair perfectly matched from...
Hell, it's hard to complain of them without introducing myself first. I'm Vincent Crabbe, right or left-hand man of the Malfoy guy and associate or friend of the Parkinson girl. In summation, I'm the lowly subordinate that's stuck being near the ethereal couple.
As long as they're together, they both have something to complain of.
Complaints? I've got a few categories of them. It's hard to be around them and not have to reach for a waste container to vomit into, especially when they're arguing about their previous nights' details.
They're kinda the imperius and avada curses. Parkinson, who's complaining consistently, carps to use and bring forth action from Malfoy. Malfoy, who's a oil well waiting to be lit, lashes out in a manner where you'd wonder when Parkinson's gonna die.
They're ruthless when they break up. Pansy finds everything she'd nitpick from Draco in someone else. Draco rages at others when he can't rage at Pansy. It's usually mine or Gregory's task to put them back together, for the best of the rest of the Slytherin that have to be stuck near them.
They're moldy when they make up. They're usually back to their routine of grumbling and resenting. It's almost a wonder that they're the same through and through together or split apart.
They're the Slytherin "wonder" couple, in which one would "wonder" what rotten incorporeal being put them together.
So, is that all you'd like to know of Draco Malfoy and Pansy Parkinson?
A story (not a songfic this time!) inspired by the song Points of Authority by Linkin Park (great band, hot guys, and cool music). For the song lyrics, go 2 http://www.angelfire.com/band/linkinpark/lyricslp.html.
Note: Whoa. And this came out from listening to Linkin Park. Hope you liked, and sorry for being so dark. If this is too negative, then I doubt you're going to like the next interviews. This is pretty much going to be a series looking into the un-finer aspects of the Famous Harry Potter couples...
Next up?: A look into a Harry+Hermione/Ginny/Cho relationship, or maybe a Ron+Hermione/Cho relationship? Review and lend your two cents...
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Summary: A Slytherin looks upon the Draco-Pansy relationship. Warning: a little bit of character-bashing, as with all of the upcoming Interviews...
Interview01: And Your Knowledge of Draco and Pansy is...
There are these two Slytherin "associates" of mine I know. One is a lazy, selfish, and spoiled heir to the Malfoy lineage. Another is a carping, conceited, and irritating girl of the Parkinson genes. What's generally "wonderful" about them is the fact that they're together.
It's a take-take relationship between them. The girl of the pair complains literally every moment the guy's around and hawks about every little lack the guy gives. The guy of the pair almost always pisses about every annoying thing the girl says and lashes out violently. They're a pair perfectly matched from...
Hell, it's hard to complain of them without introducing myself first. I'm Vincent Crabbe, right or left-hand man of the Malfoy guy and associate or friend of the Parkinson girl. In summation, I'm the lowly subordinate that's stuck being near the ethereal couple.
As long as they're together, they both have something to complain of.
Complaints? I've got a few categories of them. It's hard to be around them and not have to reach for a waste container to vomit into, especially when they're arguing about their previous nights' details.
They're kinda the imperius and avada curses. Parkinson, who's complaining consistently, carps to use and bring forth action from Malfoy. Malfoy, who's a oil well waiting to be lit, lashes out in a manner where you'd wonder when Parkinson's gonna die.
They're ruthless when they break up. Pansy finds everything she'd nitpick from Draco in someone else. Draco rages at others when he can't rage at Pansy. It's usually mine or Gregory's task to put them back together, for the best of the rest of the Slytherin that have to be stuck near them.
They're moldy when they make up. They're usually back to their routine of grumbling and resenting. It's almost a wonder that they're the same through and through together or split apart.
They're the Slytherin "wonder" couple, in which one would "wonder" what rotten incorporeal being put them together.
So, is that all you'd like to know of Draco Malfoy and Pansy Parkinson?
A story (not a songfic this time!) inspired by the song Points of Authority by Linkin Park (great band, hot guys, and cool music). For the song lyrics, go 2 http://www.angelfire.com/band/linkinpark/lyricslp.html.
Note: Whoa. And this came out from listening to Linkin Park. Hope you liked, and sorry for being so dark. If this is too negative, then I doubt you're going to like the next interviews. This is pretty much going to be a series looking into the un-finer aspects of the Famous Harry Potter couples...
Next up?: A look into a Harry+Hermione/Ginny/Cho relationship, or maybe a Ron+Hermione/Cho relationship? Review and lend your two cents...
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