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Chapter one: powdery white DOOM.

Winter had fallen. Zim was just coming home from the last SKOOL day before spring break. It began to snow. Even though Zim was glad to have two weeks off, the snow was having a terrible effect on him.

Zim: AHHHHH!!!!! Powdery white DOOM, raining down on me from all directions! Piercing my flesh, sending evil coldness all over my body!

See my point?

Zim scrambled inside, and began making plans.

Zim: Finally inside, protected from the evil. GIR!

GIR: Yes?

Zim: I'll be down in the lab, plotting this doomed planet's downfall.

Protect the base, and tell me if there's an intruder

GIR hadn't heard a word of this, as the scary monkey show came on, and he was sitting lifelessly in front of the TV.

Zim: why do I bother?

Zim goes down to the lab to plot his the doom of this planet.

Meanwhile, Dib is running to Zim's house.

Dib: Now I've got two weeks to try and keep the world safe from Zim!

Dib ran over to the side of zim's house. He positioned himself Right where he would activate the alarm if he took one more step. He took a running jump and grabbed on to the window ledge with a rock in his hand. He threw the rock through the window and jumped into Zim's house. The alarm went off, and Zim hurried up.

GIR: Hey master, Dib's here!

Zim: he is? Zim runs over to see the broken window, and dib on the ground

Zim:Dib!

Dib:Zim!

They glared angrily at each other.

Zim: I can't believe you had the nerve to come in here! Prepare to meet your doom, filthy human!

Zim pulled out a ray gun, and aimed it at Dib's head.

GIR: master!!!!

Zim: What is it? Can't you see I'm trying to destroy dib?

GIR: The house is full of snow!!!!

1 To be continued.