DISCLAIMER: I do not own any of the characters. All I own is my stupid
plot.
Ms. Bitters is in front of her class. Jessica is hanging from the ceiling by her foot screaming. Dib throws a paper airplane that hits Zim in the head and bumps his wig out of place. Zim quickly rearranges his wig before any other students notice.
Ms. Bitters: Alright, class, I hope that you have all learned that those who talk and pass notes in class will suffer the consequences. Ms. Bitters pulls a rope hanging from the ceiling and Jessica falls on the floor and hurries back to her seat and sits quietly. Are there any questions?
Dib: Ms. Bitters? Is the practice of hanging children against their will approved by the school board?
Ms. Bitters: The school board does not care enough about any of you pathetic students to bother to find out about my methods of punishing you. So I would not know and do not care about what they would think. Now, there is a new program installed in our district where you will be forced to exercise and work hard. Those who do badly at this, which I am sure many of you will, will be laughed at and scorned by your peers. This program will be called Physical Education or P.E. for short.
Dib: Are you positive that this program is mandatory?
Ms. Bitters: Yes, Dib. None of you will be able to avoid this misery unless you have a doctor's note excusing you from it.
The clock strikes 3:00 and the bell rings. The students run out of the classroom.
Ms. Bitters is in front of her class. Jessica is hanging from the ceiling by her foot screaming. Dib throws a paper airplane that hits Zim in the head and bumps his wig out of place. Zim quickly rearranges his wig before any other students notice.
Ms. Bitters: Alright, class, I hope that you have all learned that those who talk and pass notes in class will suffer the consequences. Ms. Bitters pulls a rope hanging from the ceiling and Jessica falls on the floor and hurries back to her seat and sits quietly. Are there any questions?
Dib: Ms. Bitters? Is the practice of hanging children against their will approved by the school board?
Ms. Bitters: The school board does not care enough about any of you pathetic students to bother to find out about my methods of punishing you. So I would not know and do not care about what they would think. Now, there is a new program installed in our district where you will be forced to exercise and work hard. Those who do badly at this, which I am sure many of you will, will be laughed at and scorned by your peers. This program will be called Physical Education or P.E. for short.
Dib: Are you positive that this program is mandatory?
Ms. Bitters: Yes, Dib. None of you will be able to avoid this misery unless you have a doctor's note excusing you from it.
The clock strikes 3:00 and the bell rings. The students run out of the classroom.
