DISCLAIMER: I do not own any of the characters. All I own is my stupid plot.

Ms. Bitters is in front of her class. Jessica is hanging from the ceiling by her foot screaming. Dib throws a paper airplane that hits Zim in the head and bumps his wig out of place. Zim quickly rearranges his wig before any other students notice.

Ms. Bitters: Alright, class, I hope that you have all learned that those who talk and pass notes in class will suffer the consequences. Ms. Bitters pulls a rope hanging from the ceiling and Jessica falls on the floor and hurries back to her seat and sits quietly. Are there any questions?



Dib: Ms. Bitters? Is the practice of hanging children against their will approved by the school board?



Ms. Bitters: The school board does not care enough about any of you pathetic students to bother to find out about my methods of punishing you. So I would not know and do not care about what they would think. Now, there is a new program installed in our district where you will be forced to exercise and work hard. Those who do badly at this, which I am sure many of you will, will be laughed at and scorned by your peers. This program will be called Physical Education or P.E. for short.



Dib: Are you positive that this program is mandatory?



Ms. Bitters: Yes, Dib. None of you will be able to avoid this misery unless you have a doctor's note excusing you from it.



The clock strikes 3:00 and the bell rings. The students run out of the classroom.