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Emily Snape
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I do not own Harry Potter. Yes, I'm sad too.
Harry, Ron, and Hermione sat anxiously at the Gryffindor table, sitting as close to the sorting hat as possible. The list of names was going by quickly.
"Quimby, Jacob!"
"HUFFLEPUFF!"
"Raydon, Michael!"
"RAVENCLAW!"
"Ropchan, Tracy!"
"RAVENCLAW!"
"Snape, Emily!"
The whole hall fell silent, especially the Gryffindors. Had she just said SNAPE Emily?
"SLYTHERIN!"
The Slytherin table applauded loudly, and the rest of the ceremony finished. Walking back to the Gryffindor Common Room, Ron could hardly contain himself. "Emily SNAPE!? Who would want to fuck Snape!?"
"RON!" Hermione scolded. "You dont even know if they're related. It could be a coincidence."
"No, Hermione. Did you see her hair? Here eyes? The way she walked!?"
"Ron, she walked just like everybody else walked, she probably isnt related. And even if she is, whats the big deal?"
"NOBODY WOULD WANT TO FUCK SNAPE!" Ron yelled loudly, causing people in the halls to turn and stare, then turn away and giggle. Except one person.
"Why are you making fun of my dad?" A small voice said from behind Ron. He spun around, and looked down.
"So you are related."
"You're making fun of my mommy too!" She said defiantly.
"Look, kid I was only pointing-" But she had bit him. In the nuts. "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!" Ron yelped and pried her off him, falling sideways on the floor and clutching himself, whimpering slightly. Emily skipped off hapily, just as Snape rounded the corner.
o.o there will be more. >.>; next chapter. so be ready =D!
Emily Snape
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I do not own Harry Potter. Yes, I'm sad too.
Harry, Ron, and Hermione sat anxiously at the Gryffindor table, sitting as close to the sorting hat as possible. The list of names was going by quickly.
"Quimby, Jacob!"
"HUFFLEPUFF!"
"Raydon, Michael!"
"RAVENCLAW!"
"Ropchan, Tracy!"
"RAVENCLAW!"
"Snape, Emily!"
The whole hall fell silent, especially the Gryffindors. Had she just said SNAPE Emily?
"SLYTHERIN!"
The Slytherin table applauded loudly, and the rest of the ceremony finished. Walking back to the Gryffindor Common Room, Ron could hardly contain himself. "Emily SNAPE!? Who would want to fuck Snape!?"
"RON!" Hermione scolded. "You dont even know if they're related. It could be a coincidence."
"No, Hermione. Did you see her hair? Here eyes? The way she walked!?"
"Ron, she walked just like everybody else walked, she probably isnt related. And even if she is, whats the big deal?"
"NOBODY WOULD WANT TO FUCK SNAPE!" Ron yelled loudly, causing people in the halls to turn and stare, then turn away and giggle. Except one person.
"Why are you making fun of my dad?" A small voice said from behind Ron. He spun around, and looked down.
"So you are related."
"You're making fun of my mommy too!" She said defiantly.
"Look, kid I was only pointing-" But she had bit him. In the nuts. "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!" Ron yelped and pried her off him, falling sideways on the floor and clutching himself, whimpering slightly. Emily skipped off hapily, just as Snape rounded the corner.
o.o there will be more. >.>; next chapter. so be ready =D!
