Eeeeeeeeeevil Kayos



I don't own zim.

Gaz was thinking. Strange thoughts. Such as: maybe zim is sorta cute, no he is hot! So hot it burns. No the vampire pig got me! Zim will feel my wrath. No, he's hot. No, dib will feel my wrath, since he showed me those new pictures he took of zim naked. Err! The pig killed me!

Meanwhile Dib was thinking about those pictures of zim nude. Like:

He's hot! Wait, I'm not gay, besides, he's the enemy. But he's hot! Wait, I'm not gay, besides, he's the enemy. But he's hot! Wait, I'm not gay, besides, he's the enemy. But he's hot! Wait, I'm not gay, besides, he's the enemy. But he's hot! Wait, I'm not gay, besides, he's the enemy. But he's hot! Wait, I'm not gay, besides, he's the enemy. But he's hot! Wait, I'm not gay, besides, he's the enemy. But he's hot! Wait, I'm not gay, besides, he's the enemy. But he's hot! Wait, I'm not gay, besides, he's the enemy. But he's hot! Wait, I'm not gay, besides, he's the enemy. But he's hot! Wait, I'm not gay, besides, he's the enemy. But he's hot! Wait, I'm not gay, besides, he's the enemy. But he's hot! Wait, I'm not gay, besides, he's the enemy, and so on.

Gaz made up her mind. I must see zim. He's probably is hotter in person.

Meanwhile dib was thinking:

He's hot! Wait, I'm not gay, besides, he's the enemy. But he's hot! Wait, I'm not gay, besides, he's the enemy. But he's hot! Wait, I'm not gay, besides, he's the enemy. But he's hot! Wait, I'm not gay, besides, he's the enemy. But he's hot! Wait, I'm not gay, besides, he's the enemy. But he's hot! Wait, I'm not gay, besides, he's the enemy. But he's hot! Wait, I'm not gay, besides, he's the enemy. But he's hot! Wait, I'm not gay, besides, he's the enemy. But he's hot! Wait, I'm not gay, besides, he's the enemy. But he's hot! Wait, I'm not gay, besides, he's the enemy. But he's hot! Wait, I'm not gay, besides, he's the enemy. But he's hot! Wait, I'm not gay, besides, he's the enemy. But he's hot! Wait, I'm not gay, besides, he's the enemy, and so on.

Gaz got through zim's yard with ease. She rang the doorbell .

"How did a pathetic human worm baby like YOU get in here?"

"I am NOT pathetic," she growled. Suddenly she got softer. "Can I see you naked?"

"Hell no!"

She slapped herself. Of course that wouldn't work!

Meanwhile dib was thinking:

He's hot! Wait, I'm not gay, besides, he's the enemy. But he's hot! Wait, I'm not gay, besides, he's the enemy. But he's hot! Wait, I'm not gay, besides, he's the enemy. But he's hot! Wait, I'm not gay, besides, he's the enemy. But he's hot! Wait, I'm not gay, besides, he's the enemy. But he's hot! Wait, I'm not gay, besides, he's the enemy. But he's hot! Wait, I'm not gay, besides, he's the enemy. But he's hot! Wait, I'm not gay, besides, he's the enemy. But he's hot! Wait, I'm not gay, besides, he's the enemy. But he's hot! Wait, I'm not gay, besides, he's the enemy. But he's hot! Wait, I'm not gay, besides, he's the enemy. But he's hot! Wait, I'm not gay, besides, he's the enemy. But he's hot! Wait, I'm not gay, besides, he's the enemy, and so on.

"Dib, I'm either leaving with or without you preferably without you,"

"Oh, yeah skool," he was up all night thinking about zim all night, he forgot about everything else. Maybe he'd show those pictures to everyone in school…