Author's note: I have gone even more insane! Hooray! Now the fun really starts since I got the crazy idea to put Videl in this. Oh yeah, I don't own zim.

Zim runs through the hallway screaming. He sees gaz with flowers and candy and screams more. Then he screams. Then he screams again. And again. And again. And again. And again. And again. And again. And again. And again. And again. And again.. And again. And again. And again. And again. And again. And again. And again. And again. And again. And again. And again. And again. And again. And again. And again. And again. And again. And again. And again. And… well you get the point. He runs into the bathroom, the only place he'd be safe. He sees Spoo and Keef, washing their hands. All is normal and then…

Spoo and Keef: (all bubbly) hi zim!

And yet again, zim screams.

Dib: How come no one thinks I'm hot? Who the fuck wrote this fic?!

Videl: I think you're hot!

Dib: AHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!

Gaz sat down and tried to figure out how to get zim to like her. She ate a bite of pizza as dib ran by screaming, and swiped a slice of pizza.

Gaz: Dib, from this day until the end of this day vengeance will be mine. I will rain misery upon your pizza stealing heart!

As dib FINALLY lost Videl, he started to put the pictures of zim naked in an envelope to send to mysterious mysteries, when (duh,duh,duh) a mob of freaky fan girls appear



Mob of freaky fan girls: We LOOOOOOOOOOOOVE YOU DIB!!!!!!!!

Dib: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!

Gaz quickly switched the pictures of zim naked with pictures of dib naked and went into her room to gawk some more at the pictures of zim naked.