Dib: yes! Mysterious Mysteries is on!
Gaz: heh, heh
Host: and here is one of our craziest pictures yet! Some freak just sent in a porn picture of himself.
Dib: what's so mysterious about that?
Suddenly Dib sees the picture. "AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!"
Host: and the whole world is wondering what the fuck is wrong with this kid.
Dib didn't want to see the rest of it. He just stared at those pictures of zim naked and began to think of him: He's hot! Wait, I'm not gay, besides, he's the enemy. But he's hot! Wait, I'm not gay, besides, he's the enemy. But he's hot! Wait, I'm not gay, besides, he's the enemy. But he's hot! Wait, I'm not gay, besides, he's the enemy. But he's hot! Wait, I'm not gay, besides, he's the enemy. But he's hot! Wait, I'm not gay, besides, he's the enemy. But he's hot! Wait, I'm not gay, besides, he's the enemy. But he's hot! Wait, I'm not gay, besides, he's the enemy. But he's hot! Wait, I'm not gay, besides, he's the enemy. But he's hot! Wait, I'm not gay, besides, he's the enemy. But he's hot! Wait, I'm not gay, besides, he's the enemy. But he's hot! Wait, I'm not gay, besides, he's the enemy. But he's hot! Wait, I'm not gay, besi- "WE WANT DIB! WE WANT DIB! WE WANT DIB!"
Dib: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!
Gaz opens the door with a smirk on her face.
10 hours later: everybody finally left.
Prof. Membrane: Dib, I need to have a talk with you.
Dib: what for?
Prof. Membrane: well, son about sending porn pictures of yourself to weird t.v. shows and having huge parties.
Dib: but, but-
Prof. Membrane: well I know it's better than being crazy, but if you do stuff like that mobs of crazy fan girls will come after you. So you're grounded.
Dib: but, but-
TV thingy: uh, there's a problem with the- AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Prof. Membrane: sorry son gotta go.
Dib: but you can't ground me! There's an alien trying to destroy the world and- wait, what is zim doing?
Gaz: heh, heh
Host: and here is one of our craziest pictures yet! Some freak just sent in a porn picture of himself.
Dib: what's so mysterious about that?
Suddenly Dib sees the picture. "AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!"
Host: and the whole world is wondering what the fuck is wrong with this kid.
Dib didn't want to see the rest of it. He just stared at those pictures of zim naked and began to think of him: He's hot! Wait, I'm not gay, besides, he's the enemy. But he's hot! Wait, I'm not gay, besides, he's the enemy. But he's hot! Wait, I'm not gay, besides, he's the enemy. But he's hot! Wait, I'm not gay, besides, he's the enemy. But he's hot! Wait, I'm not gay, besides, he's the enemy. But he's hot! Wait, I'm not gay, besides, he's the enemy. But he's hot! Wait, I'm not gay, besides, he's the enemy. But he's hot! Wait, I'm not gay, besides, he's the enemy. But he's hot! Wait, I'm not gay, besides, he's the enemy. But he's hot! Wait, I'm not gay, besides, he's the enemy. But he's hot! Wait, I'm not gay, besides, he's the enemy. But he's hot! Wait, I'm not gay, besides, he's the enemy. But he's hot! Wait, I'm not gay, besi- "WE WANT DIB! WE WANT DIB! WE WANT DIB!"
Dib: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!
Gaz opens the door with a smirk on her face.
10 hours later: everybody finally left.
Prof. Membrane: Dib, I need to have a talk with you.
Dib: what for?
Prof. Membrane: well, son about sending porn pictures of yourself to weird t.v. shows and having huge parties.
Dib: but, but-
Prof. Membrane: well I know it's better than being crazy, but if you do stuff like that mobs of crazy fan girls will come after you. So you're grounded.
Dib: but, but-
TV thingy: uh, there's a problem with the- AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Prof. Membrane: sorry son gotta go.
Dib: but you can't ground me! There's an alien trying to destroy the world and- wait, what is zim doing?
