DISCLAIMER: I don't own James Potter. I don't own Lily Evans. I don't own….
(goes on for ever)…BUT I do own Kelly Clerk, Chloe Anderson, Annie Dasnher
etc. etc.
The dungeons were cold that night. It was 8 o'clock and Lily and James sat in the dungeon pickling frog's eyes and arguing (as usual).
"You know what? It's your fault I'm in here now. I could have been playing chess with Remus or setting off dungbombs with Sirius." Complained James.
"Yeah, you think so? If you hadn't messed up my shower, I wouldn't have had to get back," Lily spat.
"Well YOU obviously can't take a joke!"
"Hey, the only thing humorous around here is how funny looking you are." Lily sulked and plopped another purple eyeball into the jar and poured some yellow-green liquid over it. "What's your problem, Potter? I'm not going to do all the work around here!"
James just sat there with a smile on his face. "Oh yeah? Great Evans," he rolled his eyes. "Think fast!" he said, and pointing his wand at her, cried, "Minuto!" but Lily was faster.
"Expilarimus!" James's wand flew up in the air, arched, and she gracefully caught it. "I'll be keeping this until we're done," she smirked. They worked for about ½ hour. The James broke the silence.
"You know what, Evans? This means war."
***
James told Peter, the only one awake when he got back to the Common Room, what happened. He'd gotten his wand back, as promised. His head would have made Lily's head 3x smaller.
Peter laughed. "You know James, she might not be so bad! She could really help us."
"You GUYS! Who's side are you on? Sirius said the same thing! Remus? Grr. Wake up, you guys!" After lots of poking and prodding, James got exasperated. He pointed his wand at Sirius and Remus. "Ennervate!"
Suddenly they woke up. "Oh, hello James. Peter, Sirius," said a groggy Remus.
"Who's side are you on?" demanded James right away.
"Um…of who?" asked Sirius. James told him. (that-thing- Lily or me?) "Oh! Uh… I dunno." *Glare from James*
"Remus?" asked James.
"I'd have to say Lily has the better point, but I'm not taking sides. This thing is strictly you and her." James glowered.
"Fine! I'm going to pan my next attack. Sirius, care to join?"
"Ok, I guess…but only for a bit!" James finally looked satisfied.
***
The dungeons were cold that night. It was 8 o'clock and Lily and James sat in the dungeon pickling frog's eyes and arguing (as usual).
"You know what? It's your fault I'm in here now. I could have been playing chess with Remus or setting off dungbombs with Sirius." Complained James.
"Yeah, you think so? If you hadn't messed up my shower, I wouldn't have had to get back," Lily spat.
"Well YOU obviously can't take a joke!"
"Hey, the only thing humorous around here is how funny looking you are." Lily sulked and plopped another purple eyeball into the jar and poured some yellow-green liquid over it. "What's your problem, Potter? I'm not going to do all the work around here!"
James just sat there with a smile on his face. "Oh yeah? Great Evans," he rolled his eyes. "Think fast!" he said, and pointing his wand at her, cried, "Minuto!" but Lily was faster.
"Expilarimus!" James's wand flew up in the air, arched, and she gracefully caught it. "I'll be keeping this until we're done," she smirked. They worked for about ½ hour. The James broke the silence.
"You know what, Evans? This means war."
***
James told Peter, the only one awake when he got back to the Common Room, what happened. He'd gotten his wand back, as promised. His head would have made Lily's head 3x smaller.
Peter laughed. "You know James, she might not be so bad! She could really help us."
"You GUYS! Who's side are you on? Sirius said the same thing! Remus? Grr. Wake up, you guys!" After lots of poking and prodding, James got exasperated. He pointed his wand at Sirius and Remus. "Ennervate!"
Suddenly they woke up. "Oh, hello James. Peter, Sirius," said a groggy Remus.
"Who's side are you on?" demanded James right away.
"Um…of who?" asked Sirius. James told him. (that-thing- Lily or me?) "Oh! Uh… I dunno." *Glare from James*
"Remus?" asked James.
"I'd have to say Lily has the better point, but I'm not taking sides. This thing is strictly you and her." James glowered.
"Fine! I'm going to pan my next attack. Sirius, care to join?"
"Ok, I guess…but only for a bit!" James finally looked satisfied.
***
