Dear Beloved,

It seems like forever until we will be together. I miss you so much. I just want to leave here right now and go to where you are! Everyday without you is an eternity of torment.

I got your letter a while back and I just love reading it! My friend said that it is long and boring, s/he says that you are a liar! and that you only want to hurt me. I wish s/he could see how much you love me, how much you love everything and everyone!

Sometimes I get so angry at people that I yell and hurt, and sometimes I am tempted to love another, but, just as I am about to take my first step away from your heart I realize that you're the only one for me!!!

I am ready to go to our New Home Together as soon as you are! You said to pack light so I'm only going to pack my heart! Well, gota go! I'm going to go read your letter again...writing this has got me lonely and it comforts me! Bye!

XOXOXOXOXOXO

(going on forever)

Your Faithful One

Please don't get mad about things not being capitalized! I think it detracts from the irony. Tell me what you think since this is my first thing on this site!