The True Story of Kefka
By Hippo

Disclaimer: I do not own Kefka, and I did not write the original song.


I didn't mean to burn Figaro, but I got high.
I didn't mean to cause the sorrow, but I got high.
Now Edgar fled his people, and I know why:
'Cause I got high. 'Cause I got high. 'Cause I got high.

I didn't mean to poison the castle, but I got high.
I happened to be an asshole, and I was high.
Now the people of Doma are dead, and I know why:
'Cause I got high. 'Cause I got high. 'Cause I got high

I didn't mean to move the stone girls, but I got high.
I didn't mean cause the peril, but I got high.
Now the world's in ruin, and I know why:
'Cause I got high. 'Cause I got high. 'Cause I got high

I thought they couldn't defeat me, bit I was high.
They weren't supposed to beat me, but I got high.
Now I'm dead as a doormail, and I know why:
'Cause I got high. 'Cause I got high. 'Cause I got high

I didn't mean to do Hippo's mother, but I got high.
I was supposed to do another, but I got high.
Now I've fathered his brother, and I know why:
'Cause I got high. 'Cause I got high. 'Cause I got high

[GUNSHOT]

[THUD]