(Chapter 2 of when Lon Lon chickens attack!)
Vara: *jumps up* Okay! We are going to try that again! With more detail!
Producer: *slaps head* This is goina be a long day......
Vara: Now Bob get in place.... GO!
Producer: *monotoneishly* action.
Vara: It was a cold boring day in hylure, Linkus Minkus had beaten all The bad guys and had gotten bored with Zelda and moved in the Ganke of Monster Rancher, they are currently kicking the crud out of all the baddies, anyway Bobsian the Weird was walking down to Lon Lon Ranch so he could learn epona's song. When suddenly the *saying this with horror* LON LON CHICKENS ATTACKED! The pain of it *cries*......
Producer:.....
*Scene goes on and bob acts out horrid attack*
(Hours later scene flashes to the stupid boy and the chickens have disappeared into those weird-flying pineapples you see as young link.)
Bob: Mr.Police! Does this mean I can stay in the hospital in the castle and be pampered by the Princess, Zelda, herself?
Mr.Police:.....No..... It means the chicken lady is taking over this j- jobb.....*Becomes quicker in step cause there was a rabid chicken behind the boy.*
Lady Chicken: You, Boy! Why did you step on the chicken's egg? It's just learning how to lay them! And did you know that you just destroyed my newest member of my...*points to chicken "flock"* .... CHICKEN FLOCK!?!
Bob: *meekly* No....
Vara: Good Good! Lest stop now! *pauses* Uh somebody turn off the chickens!
Somebody: Vara! They are real! You can't just turn um off!
Vara: W-well why don't they stop?
Somebody: Well isn't obvious? They haven't been fed!
Vara: *Gasps* Why not?
SomebodyElse: Ed quit ma'am, the chickens would eat his corn stuff he gave um...They wanted.... Human flesh....*gets eaten* AAAHHHH-
Chicken: *Burp!*
Vara: Uh oh.
Vara: *jumps up* Okay! We are going to try that again! With more detail!
Producer: *slaps head* This is goina be a long day......
Vara: Now Bob get in place.... GO!
Producer: *monotoneishly* action.
Vara: It was a cold boring day in hylure, Linkus Minkus had beaten all The bad guys and had gotten bored with Zelda and moved in the Ganke of Monster Rancher, they are currently kicking the crud out of all the baddies, anyway Bobsian the Weird was walking down to Lon Lon Ranch so he could learn epona's song. When suddenly the *saying this with horror* LON LON CHICKENS ATTACKED! The pain of it *cries*......
Producer:.....
*Scene goes on and bob acts out horrid attack*
(Hours later scene flashes to the stupid boy and the chickens have disappeared into those weird-flying pineapples you see as young link.)
Bob: Mr.Police! Does this mean I can stay in the hospital in the castle and be pampered by the Princess, Zelda, herself?
Mr.Police:.....No..... It means the chicken lady is taking over this j- jobb.....*Becomes quicker in step cause there was a rabid chicken behind the boy.*
Lady Chicken: You, Boy! Why did you step on the chicken's egg? It's just learning how to lay them! And did you know that you just destroyed my newest member of my...*points to chicken "flock"* .... CHICKEN FLOCK!?!
Bob: *meekly* No....
Vara: Good Good! Lest stop now! *pauses* Uh somebody turn off the chickens!
Somebody: Vara! They are real! You can't just turn um off!
Vara: W-well why don't they stop?
Somebody: Well isn't obvious? They haven't been fed!
Vara: *Gasps* Why not?
SomebodyElse: Ed quit ma'am, the chickens would eat his corn stuff he gave um...They wanted.... Human flesh....*gets eaten* AAAHHHH-
Chicken: *Burp!*
Vara: Uh oh.
