Okay so this isn't the funniest story in the world...oh well! The only thing is ....I LOVE CHICKEN EDDY!! Tee hee!

Okay chapter3 of "WHEN LON LON CHICKENS ATTACK"

Vara: *WALKS IN SEEMINGLY MISSING PART OF HER ARM* OKAY SO WE FINALLY GOT THOSE CHICKENS TO STOP EATIN- (!)

Aerowyn: Uh Vara? You left on the caps lock .....-_-

Vara: EH? O_o

Aerowyn: *sweatdrops* Never mind.....

Vara: so anyway bob was.

Producer: Wait! You just said Bob was!?

Vara: no! i said....Vara: so anyway bob was.

Producer&Aerowyn: *sweatdrop*

Bob: Tee hee!

Vara: so anyways bob was. all his stupid equipment "magically" hanging off his belt, was sitting in the middle of a crime scene, the bad...his chicken killingness...and the good....he was attacked and chicken mauled! What a crime and well you don't really get anything as a mauled people specially if it's by chickens.

Lady Chicken: HE KILLED MY CHICKEN! I WUZ GOINA NAME THAT ONE, THAT ONE AND ONLY TELLY TUBBY! YOU *points at bob* ARE AN INSLUT TO LINKUS KIND!

Linkus Minkus: BA humbug! The child's a desen----- *looks at bob* TTTHHHEEEE PPPPAAAAIIINNNLLLYYYNNNEEESSS!!!!!!!!!! OOOOHHHH IIIITTTT'''SSSS BBBBUUURRRIIINNNNGGG!!!!! AAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!

Vara: and so bob was named a dorkus norkus and kicked out of the linkus minkus family. but really in my opinion.....

THE (high) PRODUCER: YOUSA HAVESA NOSA OPINIONSA! YOUSA MORONSA!!!!!

Vara: uh let me guess you speak Visa like bob?

THE (high) PRODUCER: NO!!!! I WUZ TRYING IT OUT!! I REALLY SPEAK-

Vara: Creadit Card? I speak that! Let me show you! Hdit whadit's udit? Idit'm goodit! Hodit yodit?

THE (high) PRODUCER: EXPLAIN MORON THEN I SHOW YOU REAL MANLY TALK!!

Vara: you take the last letter off and add "dit" off "credit". Get it now?

Aerowyn: No... -_- ()

The producer: Figures.

THE (high) PRODUCER: HERE MANLY TALK!!!! IT CALLED WRESTLING!

*punches the crap out of bob, causing the little man to go into a coma.*

Aerowyn: oh well, we never littled him anyway. NAVI!?!

Navi: yep?

Aerowyn: Get me another "bob". Please?

Navi: Okaysa.

Everyone cept navi: *sweatdrop*

THE (high) PRODUCER is learning the actul lanague of the Qu. Please refain from speaking aloud about the primitive but funny ways of man. Thank you and turn in reverse order and reread all my spelling mistakes. Okay wahtever. Oh the infamous Aerowyn wants to say something: BWAHAHAHAHAHA!!! I AM THE INFAMOUS AEROWYN!! BOB IS LINK! IF YOU HAVEN"T GUESSED IT YET! MWAHAHAHAHA!!!! GWAHAHAHAHAHA!!! *quiets down* boy! I always wanted to say that!!

Vara: -_- ()

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