Vara: Sorry to disapoint u but that was the bloopers...ha ha. Anyways, we were jus stallin untill we found the real fan fic.

Readers: *whispering* i'm glad this first chapters were crap.

Vara: Okay here goes.........

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(It was a sunny day on Lon Lon Ranch, Malon was busy cleaning the chickens that during the night crawled into the cow barn..ucky!)

Malon: Oh you stupid chickens! Why the cow barn?

(suddenly a pritty purple faerie flies in)

Faerie: Hey! Look! Listen!

Malon: Uh....hi? What's your name?

Faerie: Hey! Mah name is ---- We gotta GO!

Malon: Where? *grabs her "adventure bag" and runs out door and jumps on Epona and follows the faerie*

Faerie: Hey! Look! Listen!

Malon:...........