Disclaimer: Farscape is not mine, nor is the energizer bunnie, or the star wars names I borrowed…

Thaks to Jenni (DarkJaina) for editing my stories.

Part 2 Chapter 2

They all sat in a small, cramped cell for about an arn, no one speaking, all of them expecting the worst. It was finely Aleki who spoke up.

"Are we just gonna sit here and let them kill us? We all have been in worse situations…," he said in a matter of fact like tone.

"Yes we have love, but none like this, how can we possibly get our selves out of this one? We are in a maximum security complex, everyone knows that you and Daddy are both worth a lot of money, so is Aeryn, Zahn and I are harmless, but for me, that stand accident has me here for a while. So basicly, Zahn is the only one that can leave, they have no reason to keep her, so Zahn, you have to go back to Moya when they let you go, and tell Chi and D'Argo about us, they can come and get us out of here," Kira explained to all of them. All except Zahn stared at her blankly.

"They don't have a reason to keep me, but how do you know that wont just keep me as an acomplis to the crime?" Zahn asked.

"I don't know, if they don't, then that is what we should do, and D'Argo is not that old, he still has some spunk left in him."

"Like the energizer bunnie" said John during the silence, "just keeps going and going and going and going and going and going and going and going and going and going and going and going and going and going and going and going and going and going and going and going and going and going and going and going and going and going and going and going and going and going and going and going and going and going and going and going and going and going and going and going and going and going and going and going and going and going and going and going and going and going and going" he was cut off by the angry crew member shouting at him to shut up, "Fine, fine, don't get your panties in a rumple…just a little Earth Humor…," they all rolled their eyes at him, "D'Argo and Chi are really our only chances though… you all know that…"

"We are going to die," said Aeryn in a matter of fact like tone.

"No we aren't mother, D'Argo and Chi are still in pretty good shape, and it wont be the first PK base they have infiltrated," said kira. They all nodded in agreement, "But if we do die, I want you all to know how much I love and care for all of you." They all smiled at her and Aleki kissed the top of her head and rested his cheek on it.

"Hey," said John, "I don't feel that comfortable telling scorpy my real name, I don't know about the rest of you, but I am gonna choose a code name, or something…"

"Good idea Butch," grinned Aeryn.

Crichton grinned right back at her, "Alrighty Sundance…" Crichton looked at Kira and Aleki, "What about you two?"

"Hmmm…" kira um…hmmmed, "I will be-'' she was cut off by Crichton.

"You can be Leia!"

"What about me," said Aleki.

"Tarzan…heh heh heh…" grinned John.

"Ok," said Aleki, he didn't know any of that earth stuff anyway…

"And Zahn is…" Zahn prompted John.

"And Zahn is Ms. Blueberry," said John.

"Later on, you are gonna have to enlighten us on who all of these people from your planet John Crichton," said Aeryn.

They heard the door to the cell open and saw a large Peace Keeper male standing there. "Commander Scorpious will see you now…what are all of your names?"

"I am Butch, and this here is Sundance, and that is Leia, Tarzan and Ms. Blueberry," said he while gesturing to all of them.

"Alright then…Butch, all of you walk this way please," he led them out of the room where they were again cuffed and escorted to a large chamber down the hall. They stood in the center of the large chamber all huddled into a small group. There was a large desk not 5 feet away from them, and a high backed chair that was faced away from them. The chair spun around to reveal Scorpious, much older and witherd, he was hunched over in his chair, staring at the desk, he didn't look up at the group, he only said…

"What is the reason why you misfits have bothered me, I am far to old for this kind of work," said Scorpious with a touch of distaste in his voice.

"Um…," said John, he was obviously very nervous by being in the presence of his arch enemy with out any weapons and being so vulnerable, "My daughter tripped on the leg of a stand in the market place, when she got up from the ground, she bumped the table and it fell, all of the items on the table broke, and when we said we couldn't pay for the items, the booth holder got upset and called the guards on us."

Scorpious shuffled thru the papers that the guard gave him, obviously the report on their arrest. "It's a nice story…Butch…I just don't know why you do not believe that you have to pay for the items. It is at the fault of your daughter, if she is not able to pay for the bill, then its on your head Butch," explained Scorpious.

John looked at kira, who turned her head away in shame for having put them all in the predicament, "Well, what happens if we do not pay," asked John.

"Depending on the amount of the bill-which is very high-you would go to a labor yard until your debt is repaid, or until someone pays your debt for you."

"Ok, those sound reasonable, but do you have to keep all of us? Cant you let some of us go? I mean, just because we are all together, doesn't mean its all of our fault."

"Well, I suppose so, who all was involved in the accident?"

"My daughter and I."

"Then the others can go. Guards, release them and show them to the door please…" Scorpious looked up at the bunch and then his eyes locked on Crichtons, "Have we met before…Butch?"

"No I don't believe so cowboy…" John trailed off, realizing his mistake in choice of words, if Scorpy rememberd anything of his past, then John was toast…

Scorpious' eyes focoused and squinted at John, "John Crichton, what a surprise," he grinned and got up from his chair slowly and with a look of pain on his face, he actuly was too old for the job, as simple as it seemed.

"Yea whatever, you got what you wanted from me, let it go."

"Yes I did, I just cant use it, neither can the peacekeepers, its too dangerous they say, all people they send thru, either never com out, or they come out liquefied. And for all of the soldiers I killed and lost in the process of seeking you out, and testing the worm hole technology, plus my age, my station was reduced to local planet control. And that is why I am here John, I have to let it go," Scorpious scowled at himself and the memories he had of the trial, then his face softend a tad, "But there was, one successful mission, only, we didn't send anyone into a wormhole, we plucked someone out of one." He grinned in satisfaction.

"Where were they from?" John asked, now, very interested in the topic of conversation.

"Earth."

Lookie lookie for chapter 3…mwahaha…