Wizard of OZ ~ Inuyasha Style!
(The Feudal Wizard of OZ)
By: Yasashii the Aggressive Kitsune

Disclaimer: I don't own Inuyasha (but I wish I did) or much of anything else. Suing is bad, so
don't sue me. End of statement.

Note: Don't hurt me! It just popped into my head one morning and I thought, "what the heck, I'll
have fun with the Inuyasha characters today." If anyone here is severely frightened or if anyone
hurls at the mention of Jaken, then don't read the second half of this. I'm not responsible for
any damage done due to laughing, falling out of chairs, screaming, or fleeing in terror. Arigatou
and enjoy!
~Yasashii ^_^v

'Again,' thought Inuyasha. 'She's gone again to the future. Does she need to be gone so
LONG?' He sat down on the edge of the well, brooding. Kagome had been gone for a week now, and as
much as he hated to admit it, he was worried about her.
"Oi oi, Inuyasha! Stop ignoring meeeeee!" Gnoshing sounds then ensued as Shippou started
chewing on Inuyasha's head...again. Of course, the solution for Inuyasha is simple: smack him.
"Itaaai! You're so mean!" whined Shippou as he rubbed the large bump he now sported on his head,
"Why can't you be nice like Kagome?"
"Feh," was the usual answer, "She's a twit." The dog demon the abruptly stood and took
off into the forest.
The sunlight was streaming through the treetops in ribbons of gold and the forest was
alive with creatures of all shapes and sizes. The birds were singing, the flowers were blooming,
the grass was green, life was good. Heck, athlete's foot and fleas were good! This usually meant
something bad was going to happen, most of the time resulting in near death experiences. Inuyasha
paid no heed to this fact as he stopped and twitched his ears about. 'I could have sworn I heard
music...really bad and nauseating music'. Sure enough, there it was again. Achingly and annoyingly
sweet music that made the birds twitter in harmony. Inuyasha thought he might be sick. What made
it worse was that he had an almost overwhelming urge to sing about rainbows and bluebirds, but he
quickly squashed it back down into the deep recesses from whence it came. The twinkling music
still persisted, so Inuyasha did what any annoyed dog would do: he growled at it. Upon his
protest, the music hit a sour note and the birds screeched and flew away. Satisfied with his
handiwork, the dog demon sat back on a tree branch and quickly dozed off, the sunlight bathing him
in warmth.
*** Inuyasha looked around cautiously. No one there. Good. He peeked through the
branches of a bush to get a good look at the hot springs. There she was, her glossy black hair
cascading down her back. Kagome was always fun to watch. He settled down in a comfortable
position to watch...then she started to stand in the water. He leaned forward...and.....***
THWACK!!!
"OWWW FUUUUCK!!!" exclaimed the infuriated dog boy as he fell out of the tree. He swore
he'd kill the moron who threw that rock.
"Inuyasha! Kikyou's attacking the village! C'mon!" Inuyasha peered up at Sango tugging
on his sleeve.
"Dammit, why'd you have to throw a rock at me?!"
"It was convenient."
"Hmph." He stood and brushed away imaginary dirt from his kimono. Then he began to
register what Sango said just a few short moments ago. "Kikyou!?" He then took off for the
village like the fires of Hell were on his heels.
There was destruction everywhere. Unusually strong winds were tearing buildings apart, children
were screaming, Kaede-baba was yelling something that Inuyasha couldn't quite catch because of the
wind, and Kikyou was in the middle of it all riding a..a..a contraption similar to Kagome's? 'What
did she call that thing? Oh yeah, a bicycle.' Yep, Kikyou was riding a bike around and
cackling. Inuyasha scratched his head in confusion, this wasn't right. The authoress, having no
clear idea how to handle the situation, threw her keyboard at the unsuspecting dog boy. He could
swear he felt something hit his head..AGAIN..as his eyes rolled back into his head and he fell to
the ground with a satisfying thump.