The Feudal Wizard of OZ

Written by: Yasashii the Aggressive Kitsune

Disclaimers: This just isn't fair! I wanna own Fluffy-chaaaaaaan! WAAAAAHHH but I don't so don't hurt meeeee!

Note: Beware of the wackiness. If you can't stand strange humor, leave now…don't say I didn't warn you.

~~~ 2: Dressed Up and Nowhere to Go ~~~

Quiet blackness. The smell of fresh green grass. Warm sunlight. Inuyasha became aware of all of these as he slowly regained consciousness. Kikyou… An eye shot open and quickly shut again from the stinging and invading light. How long had he been out for? It couldn't have been long, seeing as it was still daylight. He still couldn't hear much of anything, perhaps he had gone deaf. Inuyasha carefully peeked an eye open again and took a brief overview of his current surroundings.

Trees here and there, small houses that looked like the village children would live in, but they were much more intricate and colorful than the huts in the village. He could tell, however, that there was a hut behind him as debris from the said hut was blown away by a sweet smelling breeze.

By the feel of things, Inuyasha deduced that he was lying in the middle of a road. A very hard yellow road. He then heard a small giggle, must be one of the village runts. Inuyasha sat up and was puzzled by the lack of his silver mane falling against his back. He reached up at the same time he looked down…

"GAH! Why the fuck is my hair in BRAIDS?!" Sure enough, Inuyasha's hair had been neatly braided in two, one on either side of his head. "If Shippo is playing tricks on me again, I will show him no mercy and squash him flat!" He quickly undid the two atrocities and stood… and felt rather drafty. He looked down at his clothes and his eyes nearly bugged out of his head. "It's a… a dress thing!" Yep. "I'm dressed like a woman!" Bingo. "I hope no one sees me like this!" As if he's that lucky. "Where the Hell are my clothes?" Good luck, bubba.

Inuyasha stomped to the devastated hut behind him to look for any sign of the culprit who stole his clothing. He noticed a dainty pair of feet under the hut. Being the sensible hanyou he is, Inuyasha flung aside the wreckage as if it were made of styrofoam. He knew that dark hair…

"KAGOMEEEEEEE! Speak to m- eh?" Kagome wasn't wearing her normal garb… oh, it was just Kikyou. Then where was Kagome? Heedless of his state of dress, Inuyasha marched into the small village to try and find Kagome, and find out what was going on, of course.

TO BE CONTINUED…

Heehee, stay tuned for the next chapter! What will Inuyasha find in the village? More importantly, will Inuyasha find Kagome? And even MORE importantly, is that Sesshoumaru…and why is he wearing a pink dress?!