Note: Do I really need to point out all of that copyright stuff? After all, you probably all get the idea by now.
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At the exact same time the Lady Killer emerged in Paris, a portal opened in Moscow which revealed Hello Warrior and her mighty armies. The Russian army confronted the she-warrior from space, but most of the soldiers outside the tanks bearing candies and flowers rather than guns. With a few well-aimed blasts of her energy rod, Hello Warrior blasted a few of the tanks into flaming slag while lifting two of the remaining Russian tanks each with one of her bare hands. As the foot soldiers saw this display, they set off running, knowing they wouldn't stand a snowball's chance in Hades of impressing a gal with that much muscle.

"Finish off the city." Hello Warrior said in her usual ditzy voice, which as aformentioned, intentionally belies her keen warrior's mind.

"Say, that's no way to treat such dreamy soldiers." a voice called out behind the she-warrior from space. Looking down, Hello Warrior saw the source of the voice to be a young-looking female who looked like a cross between a monkey and a dog. She was wearing white gloves, silver braclets, bright red boots, a light blue skirt covered in white stars, a golden tiara with matching kitten-shaped chest plate. With a powerful leap, this smaller, newly arrived player on the field touched the tanks she was holding up and put them both down. After that, this young-looking female slapped Hello Warrior on the back (which sent her flying a good 100 yards) and said "Tag. You're it.", running off with a laugh.

Just as she was about to pursue the young troublemaker, two more individuals strongly resembling crosses between dogs and monkeys leapt into her strong arms screaming "Hellooooooo, Nurse." Both new arrivals wore white gloves like the one Hello Warrior was about to chase. However, one of these new arrivals was noticeably taller than the other and waswearing a bright red bodysuit with a bright yellow lightning bolt-style mouth infringed in the chest area. The other was carrying a large, bright green bag and wearing black shirt with a stylized bright green bag infringed on the chest area along with a medium green mask and matching hat.

"Actually, it's Hello WARRIOR." the she-warrior from space said as she threw both of them in the paths of her troops and tanks. With that, she started off in pursuit of the female intruder.
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"So many women, so little time, eh, Green Gagbag?" the taller of the two males said.

"Yes, indeed, Quick Mouth." the other one said as he grabbed his bag and let out a burp that sent all of Hello Warrior's troops and tanks flying before adding "Excuse me.".

Using his super-speed, Quick Mouth disarmed all of Hello Warrior's troops and disassembled all of the tanks. "There. Now that these beauties' toys have all been taken away, I'd say they have lots of time for playing with us, wouldn't you say, Green Gagbag, my dear sibling." Quick Mouth said with an amorous smile.

"Indeed I would, Quick Mouth." Green Gagbag said with an agreeing nod as they chased off after the entire army of warrior women with a "Boingy, Boingy, Boingy." action.

Three of the she-warriors tried hiding in cave, only to find Quick Mouth waiting for them rubbing a champange bottle. When they tried to run again, they found the Green Gagbag floating over the outside of the cave opening his bag and concentrating, which produced a powerful energy lariet that ensnared the trio. "Well, we'd take more advantage of the three of you being tied up, but we've got to chase down the others and, besides, this fic's only rated PG-13." Quick Mouth said as he and Green Gagbag continued off chasing the rest of Hello Warrior's troops.
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Meanwhile, Hello Warrior was using her energy rod to shake up her entire immediate area and melt any snow coming at her. After all, she reasoned that the female intruder had to be hiding somewhere in the area and this was the quickest and most efficient way to find her. "You must think you're pretty cute; trying to mock me and then hide like a coward. Well, DO YOU?" Hello Warrior screamed in a, for once, decided NON-ditzy sounding voice.

After she screamed this, she felt a gentle tapping on her shoulder, which caused her to smile. After all, this was precisely Hello Warrior's plan. She knew her quarry wouldn't be able to resist coming after her if she sarcastically called her cute (don't ask me how she knew, okay; she just knew). With that, Hello Warrior, without even turning around used her energy rod to blast a large smoking hole out from under her foe.

After that, Hello Warrior turned around and started using her energy rod, converted to freeze ray, to trap her enemy in enough solid ice to hold her for years, providing she actually lived through it. However, when the pit has only half-iced, Hello Warrior's foe used her own strength to break that ice and used her highly reflective braclets to deflect the energy rod's freeze blast right back at said rod.

After the energy rod was destroyed, the figure climbed out of the pit and, after saying "I can't help it if I'm cute. I'm not called Cutie Queen for nothing", walloped Hello Warrior with a giant mallet that put her out for the count.
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Carrying the unconscious Hello Warrior on her right shoulder. Cutie Queen saw Quick Mouth and Green Gagbag coming her way, with every one of Hello Warrior's hundreds of troops, all soundly defeated, being carried along on emerald energy railway cars, courtesy of the Green Gagbag's power bag. "Well, we caught all the beauties. Too bad they didn't have enough stamina to stay conscious after we caught them." Quick Mouth said half-jokingly.

"Boys" Cutie Queen said simply as she held out a remote control device she grabbed off of Hello Warrior. Though the self destruct mechanism was activated, the Green Gagbag's power bag was able to locate the device and wrap a powerful force field around JUST the device, which kept the rest of the remote intact.

After Cutie Queen pressed the button on the remote, she, Quick Mouth and Green Gagbag hurried through the opening portal.

To Be Continued

Amalgams Used in This Part

Hello Warrior = Big Barda + Hello Nurse

Quick Mouth = Flash + Yakko

Green Gagbag = Green Lantern + Wakko

Cutie Queen = Wonder Woman + Dot