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Well, in Los Angeles, California, at precisely the same time as the Lady Killer attacked Paris and Hello Warrior invaded Moscow, the Wind Demon soun onto the scene through that big portal, only for him and his troops to be intercepted by the L.A.P.D. S.W.A.T. Team, led by a silent man about six-and-a-half feet tall wearing a black police lieutenant's uniform. "If anybody can get this bums, it's John Boo and his team. They can handle anything." one cop commented.
"Yeah, I hear you, buddy. Under Boo's leadership, we have captured more criminals than the F.B.I., Scotland Yard and Interpol combined." another cop replied.
"I heard he's a giant chicken from outer space." a rookie said, which earned him a stern glare from the other cops present. "Well, that's what I heard." the rookie said with an embarrassed grin.
Ten of the Wind Demon's troops fired their energy rifles at John Boo, only to find their blasts passing right through him harmlessly and, instead, destroying the energy rifles of ten more of the troops. Before those ten who fired on him could fire again, Boo telepathically subdued them as well as the ten that just had their rifles destroyed. The massive energy cannon turrets on top of three of the space tanks fired on Boo and, though his ability to make himself non-solid saved him from the full impact, there was still a fire conjured up behind him that scared him enough to cause him to lose his human shape and stand revealed as a six-and-a-half-foot green-feathered chicken. "Wow, I was right; he IS a chicken." the rookie cop said in astoundment as the green-feathered chicken who was John Boo stepped away from the flames, only to come face-to-face with the Wind Demon, who had a very ravenous look on his fearsome face. Far enough away from the fire to have recovered his composure, the alien poultry courageously taunted the brown-furred space-brute into pursuing him.
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Once the Wind Demon had the space-chicken cornered and out of the way of witnesses, the space chicken easily subdued the weak-willed Wind Demon with his telepathic powers, sensing the brute would be too strong and single-minded to be defeated with physical force. Once the Wind Demon was subdued, the chicken assumed used his shape-shifting powers to his defeated opponent's shape and whirled out like a small, but very powerful whirlwind, not only severely damaging every one of those tanks but devouring all of the troops' guns as well.
Once their enemies were disarmed, the chicken changed back into a six-and-a-half-foot space chicken and, while punching the lights out of the troops at a rate of five troops per punch, telepathically explained to the cops that he was, in fact, Chikk'nn Boo'oo, the last living Martian chicken and that he wanted to prove a space chicken could make it in an Earth human's world while simultaneously using his powers to hunt down and capture criminals. "What? Are we going to let some manhunting poultry do ALL of OUR work for us?" one of the S.W.A.T. team officers said as Boo'oo delivered his 100th punch and kayoed his 496-500th troop. With only 100 of the Wind Demon's troops left in the fight, the rest of the S.W.A.T. team went right after them. Despite being outnumbered 100-to-30, that S.W.A.T. team kicked tail and took names (of course it helped that the S.W.A.T. team cops were rallied by seeing Boo'oo destroy all of their enemies' weapons and take down 500 of the troops single-handedly.
Boo'oo knew he only won so easily because the enemy troops didn't expect their leader to be so easily defeated or for somebody they thought was their leader to attack them. He was sure he saw a device he could use to pursue the mastermind behind this attack on Los Angeles, but said device had destructed the instant the Wind Demon was subdued. Thus, he knew he had to find another way to go after the mystery villain. One of the cops shouted "Hey, that chicken just defeated an alien invasion ALMOST single-handedly. That manhunting poultry is a big hero. Let's here it for ..... well, the Manhunting Poultry."
Admist the cheers of these cops, Boo'oo, now called the Manhunting Poultry, knew he'd have to find another human identity if he ever hoped to truly fit in OR have a moment to himself. However, that was a problem he'd have to adress later. Right now, he had to find a way to chase after his true quarry; the mysterious mastermind behind the mayhem. With that, he used his shape-shifting powers to transform into a giant eagle and fly off as the L.A.P.D. S.W.A.T. team rounded up the defeated Wind Demon and his cronies.
Amalgams Used For This Part:
Wind Demon = Kalibak + the Tasmanian Devil
Manhunting Poultry = Chicken Boo + the Martian Manhunter
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Well, in Los Angeles, California, at precisely the same time as the Lady Killer attacked Paris and Hello Warrior invaded Moscow, the Wind Demon soun onto the scene through that big portal, only for him and his troops to be intercepted by the L.A.P.D. S.W.A.T. Team, led by a silent man about six-and-a-half feet tall wearing a black police lieutenant's uniform. "If anybody can get this bums, it's John Boo and his team. They can handle anything." one cop commented.
"Yeah, I hear you, buddy. Under Boo's leadership, we have captured more criminals than the F.B.I., Scotland Yard and Interpol combined." another cop replied.
"I heard he's a giant chicken from outer space." a rookie said, which earned him a stern glare from the other cops present. "Well, that's what I heard." the rookie said with an embarrassed grin.
Ten of the Wind Demon's troops fired their energy rifles at John Boo, only to find their blasts passing right through him harmlessly and, instead, destroying the energy rifles of ten more of the troops. Before those ten who fired on him could fire again, Boo telepathically subdued them as well as the ten that just had their rifles destroyed. The massive energy cannon turrets on top of three of the space tanks fired on Boo and, though his ability to make himself non-solid saved him from the full impact, there was still a fire conjured up behind him that scared him enough to cause him to lose his human shape and stand revealed as a six-and-a-half-foot green-feathered chicken. "Wow, I was right; he IS a chicken." the rookie cop said in astoundment as the green-feathered chicken who was John Boo stepped away from the flames, only to come face-to-face with the Wind Demon, who had a very ravenous look on his fearsome face. Far enough away from the fire to have recovered his composure, the alien poultry courageously taunted the brown-furred space-brute into pursuing him.
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Once the Wind Demon had the space-chicken cornered and out of the way of witnesses, the space chicken easily subdued the weak-willed Wind Demon with his telepathic powers, sensing the brute would be too strong and single-minded to be defeated with physical force. Once the Wind Demon was subdued, the chicken assumed used his shape-shifting powers to his defeated opponent's shape and whirled out like a small, but very powerful whirlwind, not only severely damaging every one of those tanks but devouring all of the troops' guns as well.
Once their enemies were disarmed, the chicken changed back into a six-and-a-half-foot space chicken and, while punching the lights out of the troops at a rate of five troops per punch, telepathically explained to the cops that he was, in fact, Chikk'nn Boo'oo, the last living Martian chicken and that he wanted to prove a space chicken could make it in an Earth human's world while simultaneously using his powers to hunt down and capture criminals. "What? Are we going to let some manhunting poultry do ALL of OUR work for us?" one of the S.W.A.T. team officers said as Boo'oo delivered his 100th punch and kayoed his 496-500th troop. With only 100 of the Wind Demon's troops left in the fight, the rest of the S.W.A.T. team went right after them. Despite being outnumbered 100-to-30, that S.W.A.T. team kicked tail and took names (of course it helped that the S.W.A.T. team cops were rallied by seeing Boo'oo destroy all of their enemies' weapons and take down 500 of the troops single-handedly.
Boo'oo knew he only won so easily because the enemy troops didn't expect their leader to be so easily defeated or for somebody they thought was their leader to attack them. He was sure he saw a device he could use to pursue the mastermind behind this attack on Los Angeles, but said device had destructed the instant the Wind Demon was subdued. Thus, he knew he had to find another way to go after the mystery villain. One of the cops shouted "Hey, that chicken just defeated an alien invasion ALMOST single-handedly. That manhunting poultry is a big hero. Let's here it for ..... well, the Manhunting Poultry."
Admist the cheers of these cops, Boo'oo, now called the Manhunting Poultry, knew he'd have to find another human identity if he ever hoped to truly fit in OR have a moment to himself. However, that was a problem he'd have to adress later. Right now, he had to find a way to chase after his true quarry; the mysterious mastermind behind the mayhem. With that, he used his shape-shifting powers to transform into a giant eagle and fly off as the L.A.P.D. S.W.A.T. team rounded up the defeated Wind Demon and his cronies.
Amalgams Used For This Part:
Wind Demon = Kalibak + the Tasmanian Devil
Manhunting Poultry = Chicken Boo + the Martian Manhunter
