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At the exact same time that the Lady Killer hit Paris, Hello Warrior invaded Moscow and the Wind Demon attacked Los Angeles, the Wild Hare and his army appeared off the coast of Sydney, Australia. "Eh, let's kick some Earth behind, troops." Wild Hare said while chomping on a carrot.
At about that time, Slappy Curry aka Sea Squirrel, a feisty old female grey squirrel wearing a medium green bowler hat as a bright set of rubber diver pants and matching swim fins) is swimming up to that same coast with her nephew, Skippy (a young, small brown male squirrel), riding on her back. "Wow, Aunt Slappy. This is pretty fun. Thanks for the ride." Skippy said gratefully, lovingly hugging his water-breathing aunt.
"Aww, we were in Australia for a vacation anyway, so I figured you might like to see the Australian surf up close." Sea Squirrel admitted just before she saw Wild Hare and his armies on the coast.
Gently getting Skippy off her back upon landing on the coast and gesturing him away, Sea Squirrel said "Okay, I was hoping for a little excitement on this trip. All that lovey-dovey quality time stuff with my landbound nephew was starting to look like something out of an after school special." as she rubbed her hands together and whipped out two mega-sized cartoon bombs, tossing them both with muscles conditioned to withstand ocean bottom pressures.
Though the bombs didn't damage any of the tanks, they DID shake up the crews inside the two space tanks the bombs landed in front of. Sea Squirrel grabbed her biggest mallet in one hand and her largest anvil in the other, walloping 50 of the enemy troops with one swing of the former and dropping the anvil on 150 of the enemy troops of the latter. She then pulled two giant cannons out from behind her back and each blasted away 50 of the enemy troops. Wild Hare, infuriated by the sight of this one old squirrel defeating half of his ground troops without breaking a sweat, he slipped on an oversized sombero and danced up to Sea Squirrel, slapping her twice before dancing back, zipping forward and slapping her twice more. Sea Squirrel tried dropping an anvil on Wild Hare but the clever space-rabbit cleverly burrowed underground deeply enough to where the anvil couldn't touch him. Sea Squirrel, steamed at the thought of this rabbit making a fool out of her, dived in the hole after him.
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The tanks and the rest of the troops, meanwhile, rolled toward Australia, only to see skyrockets fly at and wedge themselves into the tank turrets just as they were about to fire on the city. The combined explosion of the backfire and the skyrockets destroyed all of the tanks. After that Skippy, the one who fired the rockets, pulled out two jumbo-sized mallets and started playing whack-a-mole with the remaining ground troops. After taking down 100 of the troops in this manner, however, he was disarmed by the remaining 200 troops and set on the run.
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Sea Squirrel, meanwhile, regained control of her senses and ducked just as Wild Hare swung at her with his energy axe, which Sea Squirrel cut in half with a 1000-horsepower, double-diamond-tipped chainsaw. "Uh-oh, time to make tracks." Wild Hare said nervously as he started digging straight up.
Wild Hare got up there so quickly that he had a chance to prepare his next trick. When Sea Squirrel got up there, she saw a gift-wrapped package. "Oh brother. Don't tell me this guy is already trying that stupid "'bomb disguised as a birthday present'" gag. That joke stopped being funny 55 years ago." Sea Squirrel groaned just before she spotted Wild Hare.
Tapping on Wild Hare's shoulder, Sea Squirrel, disguised as a postal worker, handed Wild Hare a package. Wild Hare simply said "Give me a break. Do you honestly think I'm dumb enough to fall for that stupid "'returning my own bomb to me'" gag?" as he tried to throw it away, only to find it stuck to his hands via super-strong glue.
"Actually, no. I honestly didn't." Sea Squirrel said smugly as she glued Wild Hare's feet to the ground and ran off just before the bomb went off, running back after the explosion to clobber the bomb-damaged Wild Hare with a giant anvil, rendering the space rabbit out for the count.
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After subduing Wild Hare, Sea Squirrel saw the last 200 of Wild Hare's troops chasing after Skippy and used her telepathic powers to command an army of native Austraila coast sea life to attack the troops and save her nephew. After the last of the troops were defeated and Skippy was safely delivered to his aunt's arms, the young squirrel said enthusiastically "Boy, Aunt Slappy, you should have seen how I took out those tanks with well-aimed skyrockets and 100 of those troops with giant mallets, just like you taught me.".
"That's my nephew." Sea Squirrel said proudly before adding "Now, however, I'm going to find a way to deal with whoever sent these bozos. I think that rabbit had some kind of gateway device, but it was blown up after he was defeated, so I'm going to have to find some other way to take the fight to the mastermind behind this mayhem. This next part is far too dangerous for me to want you along so please stay put." lovingly hugging Skippy as she strapped on a super-sea-jet-pack to her back as to accelerate her swimming to hypersonic jets.
To Be Continued
Amalgams Used For This Part
Wild Hare = Stephenwolf + Bugs Bunny
Sea Squirrel = Aquaman + Slappy Squirrel.
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At the exact same time that the Lady Killer hit Paris, Hello Warrior invaded Moscow and the Wind Demon attacked Los Angeles, the Wild Hare and his army appeared off the coast of Sydney, Australia. "Eh, let's kick some Earth behind, troops." Wild Hare said while chomping on a carrot.
At about that time, Slappy Curry aka Sea Squirrel, a feisty old female grey squirrel wearing a medium green bowler hat as a bright set of rubber diver pants and matching swim fins) is swimming up to that same coast with her nephew, Skippy (a young, small brown male squirrel), riding on her back. "Wow, Aunt Slappy. This is pretty fun. Thanks for the ride." Skippy said gratefully, lovingly hugging his water-breathing aunt.
"Aww, we were in Australia for a vacation anyway, so I figured you might like to see the Australian surf up close." Sea Squirrel admitted just before she saw Wild Hare and his armies on the coast.
Gently getting Skippy off her back upon landing on the coast and gesturing him away, Sea Squirrel said "Okay, I was hoping for a little excitement on this trip. All that lovey-dovey quality time stuff with my landbound nephew was starting to look like something out of an after school special." as she rubbed her hands together and whipped out two mega-sized cartoon bombs, tossing them both with muscles conditioned to withstand ocean bottom pressures.
Though the bombs didn't damage any of the tanks, they DID shake up the crews inside the two space tanks the bombs landed in front of. Sea Squirrel grabbed her biggest mallet in one hand and her largest anvil in the other, walloping 50 of the enemy troops with one swing of the former and dropping the anvil on 150 of the enemy troops of the latter. She then pulled two giant cannons out from behind her back and each blasted away 50 of the enemy troops. Wild Hare, infuriated by the sight of this one old squirrel defeating half of his ground troops without breaking a sweat, he slipped on an oversized sombero and danced up to Sea Squirrel, slapping her twice before dancing back, zipping forward and slapping her twice more. Sea Squirrel tried dropping an anvil on Wild Hare but the clever space-rabbit cleverly burrowed underground deeply enough to where the anvil couldn't touch him. Sea Squirrel, steamed at the thought of this rabbit making a fool out of her, dived in the hole after him.
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The tanks and the rest of the troops, meanwhile, rolled toward Australia, only to see skyrockets fly at and wedge themselves into the tank turrets just as they were about to fire on the city. The combined explosion of the backfire and the skyrockets destroyed all of the tanks. After that Skippy, the one who fired the rockets, pulled out two jumbo-sized mallets and started playing whack-a-mole with the remaining ground troops. After taking down 100 of the troops in this manner, however, he was disarmed by the remaining 200 troops and set on the run.
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Sea Squirrel, meanwhile, regained control of her senses and ducked just as Wild Hare swung at her with his energy axe, which Sea Squirrel cut in half with a 1000-horsepower, double-diamond-tipped chainsaw. "Uh-oh, time to make tracks." Wild Hare said nervously as he started digging straight up.
Wild Hare got up there so quickly that he had a chance to prepare his next trick. When Sea Squirrel got up there, she saw a gift-wrapped package. "Oh brother. Don't tell me this guy is already trying that stupid "'bomb disguised as a birthday present'" gag. That joke stopped being funny 55 years ago." Sea Squirrel groaned just before she spotted Wild Hare.
Tapping on Wild Hare's shoulder, Sea Squirrel, disguised as a postal worker, handed Wild Hare a package. Wild Hare simply said "Give me a break. Do you honestly think I'm dumb enough to fall for that stupid "'returning my own bomb to me'" gag?" as he tried to throw it away, only to find it stuck to his hands via super-strong glue.
"Actually, no. I honestly didn't." Sea Squirrel said smugly as she glued Wild Hare's feet to the ground and ran off just before the bomb went off, running back after the explosion to clobber the bomb-damaged Wild Hare with a giant anvil, rendering the space rabbit out for the count.
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After subduing Wild Hare, Sea Squirrel saw the last 200 of Wild Hare's troops chasing after Skippy and used her telepathic powers to command an army of native Austraila coast sea life to attack the troops and save her nephew. After the last of the troops were defeated and Skippy was safely delivered to his aunt's arms, the young squirrel said enthusiastically "Boy, Aunt Slappy, you should have seen how I took out those tanks with well-aimed skyrockets and 100 of those troops with giant mallets, just like you taught me.".
"That's my nephew." Sea Squirrel said proudly before adding "Now, however, I'm going to find a way to deal with whoever sent these bozos. I think that rabbit had some kind of gateway device, but it was blown up after he was defeated, so I'm going to have to find some other way to take the fight to the mastermind behind this mayhem. This next part is far too dangerous for me to want you along so please stay put." lovingly hugging Skippy as she strapped on a super-sea-jet-pack to her back as to accelerate her swimming to hypersonic jets.
To Be Continued
Amalgams Used For This Part
Wild Hare = Stephenwolf + Bugs Bunny
Sea Squirrel = Aquaman + Slappy Squirrel.
