Note: Aww, you've got the drill memorized by now: a whole bunch of copyrighted material ...... story written purely for entertainment purposes ...... nobody sue please ...... flat broke anyway
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On the planet Warnipolips, three portals opened almost simultaneously less than an hour after the CEO's minions were sent to Earth. Devilwoman and Powerhouse arrived through one (the former just finishing the song she was singing to keep up the spirits of herself and Powerhouse) and Powerhouse glared at another portal, which had Quick Mouth, Green Gagbag and Cutie Queen exitting. Only Devilwoman's insistance that this journey would require a certain degree of stealth and patience kept Powerhouse from charging the trio as they emerged from that portal. About that same time the Manhunting Poultry, Sea Squirrel and Elastic Mouse arrived through the last portal just as all three portals sealed up.
Sizing up the other five arrivals, Sea Squirrel was about to whip out a giant cannon and start blasting away at them when the Manhunting Poultry telepathically said "Wait. I can sense from their thoughts that they are here to thwart the mastermind behind this mayhem just as we are. Well, except for Quick Mouth and Green Gagbag; THEY'RE here to see if they can find some more "'way hot female space warriors'" to pursue."; transmitting his telepathic message to, not just Sea Squirrel, but all of the other fellow new arrivals too.
"Besides," Elastic Mouse added verbally but quietly, "I recognize one of them to be that super-powerful canine hero known as Powerhouse. I don't recognize the cat with him...."
Powerhouse suddenly leapt into the sky firing his heat vision on rapid-repeat setting as he went into his "Cat? Cat? Where's the cat? Where's the cat?" routine.
As she and everybody else present continually dodged Powerhouse's heat vision blasts, Devilwoman slapped herself in the face and sighed before saying "So much for stealth. Every time that super-mutt hears the "'C'" word he goes absolutely berserk.".
As the Warner siblings broke into a rendition of the Baha Men's "Who Let the Dogs Out?", Devilwoman quickly tossed a rope up to one of Powerhouse's legs and deftly arched the rope swing as to land flawlessly on the super-canine's back. Riding Powerhouse like he was a flying bronco, Devilwoman proceeded to gently rub the left and right sides of Powerhouse's face in an effort to calm him down, which quickly started to work.
Elastic Mouse continued "As I was saying, I don't recognize the ... one ... with him, but I would wager, by their apparent friendship, that she is one of the good guys too.".
Devilwoman replied "The name is Devilwoman, Elastic Mouse, or do you prefer Brain O'Brien? Yes that's right, I DO know about you; genetically altered laboratory mouse obsessed with conquering the world until a botched chemical plant robbery about three months ago...."
"I get the idea, Devilwoman, is it?" Elastic Mouse stopped her with a half-embarrassed voice before asking "How do you know about me anyway?".
"Oh, DW is a very smart dog, Mister Elastic Mouse. Definitely, definitely a very smart dog. They don't COME any smarter than DW. There's precious little she DOESN'T know." Powerhouse said eagerly.
"DW? Plus the fact you wear a mask and cape." Sea Squirrel said with a chuckle.
"Believe me, it's not MY idea. Heck, I HATE IT when he calls me "'DW'". Plus, masks and capes are standard "'mysterious hero'" attire." Devilwoman pointed out before adding "So don't even START into the Darkwing cracks. Before you ask .... Sea Squirrel, I know you were about to make one because of the look on your face when Powerhouse called me "'DW'". Still, his absolute loyalty IS rather touching AND his super-powers come in handy pretty often, so I put up with the big lug.".
"Well, you have to admit, "'Devilwoman'" IS somewhat of a mouthful, so maybe THAT'S why he insists on shortening it to "'DW'"." Elastic Mouse reasoned.
"Yes, but as I said, a brawny and big-hearted, but thick-skulled and clumsy, sidekick who calls me "'DW'" sets me up for A LOT of Darkwing Duck comparisions, though aside from the aforementioned similar tastes in sidekicks, the fact we are both crimefighters is my ONLY similarity to THAT "'DW'". I'm not even a glory hog. Heck, I even intentionally AVOID the spotlight a good deal of the time, which is why you didn't recognize me, Elastic Mouse." Devilwoman explained.
"Look, this is all very interesting," Sea Squirrel began sarcastically before adding seriously "but don't we all have a villain to trash?".
"We ALL have a villain to trash? Not a bad idea. Sea Squirrel, are you pondering what I'm pondering?" Elastic Mouse asked.
"If you mean we all form a team to battle menaces like this after this adventure is wrapped up, then yes, I AM pondering what you are pondering, Elastic Mouse." Devilwoman said before Sea Squirrel could utter a word.
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Observing the heroes' conversation, the CEO of the Cosmos said with a cackle "So those Earth heroes are trying to put a monkeywrench in my latest project, eh? Well, it's time to summon the remainder of my army." as he pressed an army and sent a video image of the eight intruders to all of the troops still on Warnipolips. Before long, there were 20, 000 armed soldiers and 400 space-tanks heading our heroes' way.
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"Well, I'm in." the Manhunting Poultry said telepathically, concerning the aspect of forming a team after this adventure is wrapped up.
"If DW thinks it's a good idea, I'm in too. I'm definitely in." Powerhouse said eagerly.
"I don't know. I'm not much of a joiner and I work better alone." Sea Squirrel said stubbornly.
The Warner siblings were still thinking it over when they saw all the armed troops and space tanks heading right into the heroes' view. "Well, we'd better AT LEAST work together long enough to beat these bums." Devilwoman pointed out as she tossed a smoke bomb from her utility belt as a means of obscuring the vision of the incoming troops long enough for the eight toon heroes to scatter.
Stealthfully, Devilwoman leapt up to the top of one of the tanks and skillfully picked the latch lock, which allowed her to enter the tank and subdue the tank crew with her martial arts skills, which allowed her to take control of that tank while Elastic Mouse used the same trick he used on one of the tanks he dealt with on Earth; stretching himself inside via the tank's outer piping and subtly working his way to the tank's controls. Though only two of the tanks were under hero control, it was still a start.
About a dozen of the other tanks fired simultaneously on Green Gagbag as he flied toward them, only for their blasts to be met with some curved piping that twisted the blasts right back to the tanks and giant magnifying glasses that made the blast energy 1000 times greater. The crews of these dozen tanks and about 60 others quickly teleported themselves out to avoid the blasts, which instantly destroyed all 72 tanks upon impact.
Carefully disabling the tanks at super-speed like he did the ones on Earth, Quick Mouth also maneuvered a few of the tanks into blasting each other. Between these two tactics, the super-fast and hyper-active toon lunatic managed to take down another 72 of those tanks just as the two tanks Devilwoman and Elastic Mouse were controlling managed to take down the rest, which left only the ground troops to deal with.
After Powerhouse destroyed all of the ground troops' rifles with his heat vision (which he used in combination of his flying ability and super-speed), he froze 1000 of those troops solid with his super-breath as the Manhunting Poultry took down another 1000 with his telepathic powers, the Green Gagbag subdued another 1000 with one of his super-burps, Quick Mouth used his super-speed and razor-sharp comedic wit to annoy 2000 of the troops into submission, Cutie Queen sickened 10, 000 of the enemy troops into submission with one of her superhumanly wide-eyed "I'm so cute it's sickeningly" stares and Sea Squirrel managed to defeat the rest with the aid of her massive cartoon prop arsenal.
"Well, that was, not only surprisingly easy, but also actually pretty fun." Sea Squirrel admitted.
"Yes, but it was only that easy because we worked as a team. If any one of us had to tackle this menace alone, it wouldn't have been anywhere NEAR as easy OR as much fun." Elastic Mouse pointed out as he stretched himself out of the tank he was controlling.
"Okay, okay, so you were right about the teamwork stuff, mouse. You sold me on this permanent team idea. There, you happy?" Sea Squirrel said in half-disgust.
"Well, we still have one more obstacle to deal with; the mastermind behind the mayhem." Devilwoman pointed out before adding "Now, let's go after said mastermind.".
"Don't you mean "'Let's get dangerous'", Devilwoman?" Sea Squirrel asked with a smirk, which earned her a glare from Devilwoman as all eight toon heroes took off after the CEO of the Cosmos.
To Be Concluded
Amalgams Used
Warniopolips = Apokolips + Warner Studio Lot
CEO of the Cosmos = Darkseid + CEO Plotz
Devilwoman = Batman + Rita
Powerhouse = Superman + Runt
Quick Mouth = the Flash + Yakko
Green Gagbag = Green Lantern + Wakko
Cutie Queen = Wonder Woman + Dot
Manhunting Poultry = Martian Manhunter + Chicken Boo
Elastic Mouse = Plastic Man + the Brain
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On the planet Warnipolips, three portals opened almost simultaneously less than an hour after the CEO's minions were sent to Earth. Devilwoman and Powerhouse arrived through one (the former just finishing the song she was singing to keep up the spirits of herself and Powerhouse) and Powerhouse glared at another portal, which had Quick Mouth, Green Gagbag and Cutie Queen exitting. Only Devilwoman's insistance that this journey would require a certain degree of stealth and patience kept Powerhouse from charging the trio as they emerged from that portal. About that same time the Manhunting Poultry, Sea Squirrel and Elastic Mouse arrived through the last portal just as all three portals sealed up.
Sizing up the other five arrivals, Sea Squirrel was about to whip out a giant cannon and start blasting away at them when the Manhunting Poultry telepathically said "Wait. I can sense from their thoughts that they are here to thwart the mastermind behind this mayhem just as we are. Well, except for Quick Mouth and Green Gagbag; THEY'RE here to see if they can find some more "'way hot female space warriors'" to pursue."; transmitting his telepathic message to, not just Sea Squirrel, but all of the other fellow new arrivals too.
"Besides," Elastic Mouse added verbally but quietly, "I recognize one of them to be that super-powerful canine hero known as Powerhouse. I don't recognize the cat with him...."
Powerhouse suddenly leapt into the sky firing his heat vision on rapid-repeat setting as he went into his "Cat? Cat? Where's the cat? Where's the cat?" routine.
As she and everybody else present continually dodged Powerhouse's heat vision blasts, Devilwoman slapped herself in the face and sighed before saying "So much for stealth. Every time that super-mutt hears the "'C'" word he goes absolutely berserk.".
As the Warner siblings broke into a rendition of the Baha Men's "Who Let the Dogs Out?", Devilwoman quickly tossed a rope up to one of Powerhouse's legs and deftly arched the rope swing as to land flawlessly on the super-canine's back. Riding Powerhouse like he was a flying bronco, Devilwoman proceeded to gently rub the left and right sides of Powerhouse's face in an effort to calm him down, which quickly started to work.
Elastic Mouse continued "As I was saying, I don't recognize the ... one ... with him, but I would wager, by their apparent friendship, that she is one of the good guys too.".
Devilwoman replied "The name is Devilwoman, Elastic Mouse, or do you prefer Brain O'Brien? Yes that's right, I DO know about you; genetically altered laboratory mouse obsessed with conquering the world until a botched chemical plant robbery about three months ago...."
"I get the idea, Devilwoman, is it?" Elastic Mouse stopped her with a half-embarrassed voice before asking "How do you know about me anyway?".
"Oh, DW is a very smart dog, Mister Elastic Mouse. Definitely, definitely a very smart dog. They don't COME any smarter than DW. There's precious little she DOESN'T know." Powerhouse said eagerly.
"DW? Plus the fact you wear a mask and cape." Sea Squirrel said with a chuckle.
"Believe me, it's not MY idea. Heck, I HATE IT when he calls me "'DW'". Plus, masks and capes are standard "'mysterious hero'" attire." Devilwoman pointed out before adding "So don't even START into the Darkwing cracks. Before you ask .... Sea Squirrel, I know you were about to make one because of the look on your face when Powerhouse called me "'DW'". Still, his absolute loyalty IS rather touching AND his super-powers come in handy pretty often, so I put up with the big lug.".
"Well, you have to admit, "'Devilwoman'" IS somewhat of a mouthful, so maybe THAT'S why he insists on shortening it to "'DW'"." Elastic Mouse reasoned.
"Yes, but as I said, a brawny and big-hearted, but thick-skulled and clumsy, sidekick who calls me "'DW'" sets me up for A LOT of Darkwing Duck comparisions, though aside from the aforementioned similar tastes in sidekicks, the fact we are both crimefighters is my ONLY similarity to THAT "'DW'". I'm not even a glory hog. Heck, I even intentionally AVOID the spotlight a good deal of the time, which is why you didn't recognize me, Elastic Mouse." Devilwoman explained.
"Look, this is all very interesting," Sea Squirrel began sarcastically before adding seriously "but don't we all have a villain to trash?".
"We ALL have a villain to trash? Not a bad idea. Sea Squirrel, are you pondering what I'm pondering?" Elastic Mouse asked.
"If you mean we all form a team to battle menaces like this after this adventure is wrapped up, then yes, I AM pondering what you are pondering, Elastic Mouse." Devilwoman said before Sea Squirrel could utter a word.
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Observing the heroes' conversation, the CEO of the Cosmos said with a cackle "So those Earth heroes are trying to put a monkeywrench in my latest project, eh? Well, it's time to summon the remainder of my army." as he pressed an army and sent a video image of the eight intruders to all of the troops still on Warnipolips. Before long, there were 20, 000 armed soldiers and 400 space-tanks heading our heroes' way.
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"Well, I'm in." the Manhunting Poultry said telepathically, concerning the aspect of forming a team after this adventure is wrapped up.
"If DW thinks it's a good idea, I'm in too. I'm definitely in." Powerhouse said eagerly.
"I don't know. I'm not much of a joiner and I work better alone." Sea Squirrel said stubbornly.
The Warner siblings were still thinking it over when they saw all the armed troops and space tanks heading right into the heroes' view. "Well, we'd better AT LEAST work together long enough to beat these bums." Devilwoman pointed out as she tossed a smoke bomb from her utility belt as a means of obscuring the vision of the incoming troops long enough for the eight toon heroes to scatter.
Stealthfully, Devilwoman leapt up to the top of one of the tanks and skillfully picked the latch lock, which allowed her to enter the tank and subdue the tank crew with her martial arts skills, which allowed her to take control of that tank while Elastic Mouse used the same trick he used on one of the tanks he dealt with on Earth; stretching himself inside via the tank's outer piping and subtly working his way to the tank's controls. Though only two of the tanks were under hero control, it was still a start.
About a dozen of the other tanks fired simultaneously on Green Gagbag as he flied toward them, only for their blasts to be met with some curved piping that twisted the blasts right back to the tanks and giant magnifying glasses that made the blast energy 1000 times greater. The crews of these dozen tanks and about 60 others quickly teleported themselves out to avoid the blasts, which instantly destroyed all 72 tanks upon impact.
Carefully disabling the tanks at super-speed like he did the ones on Earth, Quick Mouth also maneuvered a few of the tanks into blasting each other. Between these two tactics, the super-fast and hyper-active toon lunatic managed to take down another 72 of those tanks just as the two tanks Devilwoman and Elastic Mouse were controlling managed to take down the rest, which left only the ground troops to deal with.
After Powerhouse destroyed all of the ground troops' rifles with his heat vision (which he used in combination of his flying ability and super-speed), he froze 1000 of those troops solid with his super-breath as the Manhunting Poultry took down another 1000 with his telepathic powers, the Green Gagbag subdued another 1000 with one of his super-burps, Quick Mouth used his super-speed and razor-sharp comedic wit to annoy 2000 of the troops into submission, Cutie Queen sickened 10, 000 of the enemy troops into submission with one of her superhumanly wide-eyed "I'm so cute it's sickeningly" stares and Sea Squirrel managed to defeat the rest with the aid of her massive cartoon prop arsenal.
"Well, that was, not only surprisingly easy, but also actually pretty fun." Sea Squirrel admitted.
"Yes, but it was only that easy because we worked as a team. If any one of us had to tackle this menace alone, it wouldn't have been anywhere NEAR as easy OR as much fun." Elastic Mouse pointed out as he stretched himself out of the tank he was controlling.
"Okay, okay, so you were right about the teamwork stuff, mouse. You sold me on this permanent team idea. There, you happy?" Sea Squirrel said in half-disgust.
"Well, we still have one more obstacle to deal with; the mastermind behind the mayhem." Devilwoman pointed out before adding "Now, let's go after said mastermind.".
"Don't you mean "'Let's get dangerous'", Devilwoman?" Sea Squirrel asked with a smirk, which earned her a glare from Devilwoman as all eight toon heroes took off after the CEO of the Cosmos.
To Be Concluded
Amalgams Used
Warniopolips = Apokolips + Warner Studio Lot
CEO of the Cosmos = Darkseid + CEO Plotz
Devilwoman = Batman + Rita
Powerhouse = Superman + Runt
Quick Mouth = the Flash + Yakko
Green Gagbag = Green Lantern + Wakko
Cutie Queen = Wonder Woman + Dot
Manhunting Poultry = Martian Manhunter + Chicken Boo
Elastic Mouse = Plastic Man + the Brain
