Note: Awww heck with it: Both halves of every Amalgam used in this story copyrighted by Warner Communication and references to stuff copyrighted outside of Warner Communication basically means that this story is being written purely for entertainment purposes. As long as nobody sues me (I'm broke anyway, so nobody would get much), I'll be happy.
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In his palace, the CEO of the Cosmos conjured up five portals which brought the five leaders of his invasion force back to Warniopolips and used a set of optic power-beams to thaw out Buggy Duck. The assembled five stood before the CEO with very nervous looks on their faces. "The Earth pests who defeated you five are coming this way and I'm giving all five of you a chance to redeem yourself." the CEO said matter-of-factly as he handed Hello Warrior a new energy rod and Wild Hare a new energy axe just before pointing at the outside monitor.
"Yes, sir, almighty CEO of the Cosmos, SIR." all five warriors said eagerly (except for Wind Demon, who merely grunted something to that effect).
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Meanwhile, just outside the CEO's palace, Devilwoman warned "Let's be careful in there, everybody. There is the VERY STRONG possibility that it's a trap. In fact, the odds are only one-in-a-BILLION that it is NOT a trap.".
"Thank you, Miss Overstate-the-Obvious." Sea Squirrel said sarcastically.
"She's just MAKING CERTAIN we're all clear on the potential danger level, which makes it imperative that I come up with a plan before we go in." Elastic Mouse said candidly.
"What do you mean YOU have to come up with the plan, Elastic Mouse?" Devilwoman asked before adding "Aren't you familar with the adage..."
"Yes, I AM familiar about the axim about there being no "'I'" in team, Devilwoman. However, since I'm the smartest member of this time, I should be the one who comes up with the plan. After all, super-intelligence IS my only super-power other than super-stretching." Elastic Mouse answered before Devilwoman could finish asking the question.
"Well, Mister O'Brien, I think if we all COMBINE our intellects, we should be able to brainstorm potential ideas better than if any one of us was to come up with the plan." Devilwoman said, barely resisting the urge to lunge at the super-stretchable rodent.
"You know, for the only member of this team with NO super-powers, you sure are bossy, Devilwoman." Elastic Mouse observed.
"Well, for somebody who isn't out to conquer the world anymore, YOU can be pretty bossy too, Elastic Mouse. Then again, I guess that's a not-so-little matter of old habits dying hard."
"Are you saying you're paranoid of me because of my background?" Elastic Mouse asked before adding "If you ARE, I assure you that I'm really NOT like that anymore.".
"Well, it's better to be A LITTLE paranoid than A LOT dead." Devilwoman said coldly just as the CEO's five warriors all emerged from the portals.
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The Lady Killer subdued Powerhouse, Cutie Queen and Sea Squirrel with blast from his tail while Hello Warrior used her energy rod to exploit the Manhunting Poultry's fire weakness while simultaneously shaking up the ground underneath Quick Mouth and Green Gagbag just long enough to zap all three of her targets unconscious.
Devilwoman gulped and said "Okay, Elastic Mouse, I guess this mess IS partially my fault." as she and Elastic Mouse dodged all five of their foes.
"I must also confess to a certain measure of the blame, Devilwoman. If it weren't for the two of us bickering, and I WILL confess that I sometimes do have that effect on others, our teammates wouldn't have been caught off-guard like that. Right now, however, I propose we find a way to save ourselves and our allies from this five villains." Elastic Mouse said as he and Devilwoman dodged more of their foes' attacks.
"Agreed." Devilwoman said simply as she observed Buggy Duck getting ready to fire an energy blast at her while the Wind Demon was spinning right at her.
Quickly, Devilwoman tossed a pellet of super-slick floor wax on the ground beside her and expertly side-stepped the Wind Demon, who slipped helplessly right into Buggy Duck just as he let off his energy blast. The resulting joint impact knocked both Buggy Duck and the Wind Demon out cold.
Elastic Mouse, meanwhile, held his breath as he used his super stretching powers to wrap himself around the Lady Killer and then reeled himself back in just as Wild Hare and Hello Warrior were closing in on him. The resulting spray from the Lady Killer put both Hello Warrior and Wild Hare out of the fight AND the resulting spin left the Lady Killer dizzy enough to be subdued by a superb flying kick, courtesy of Devilwoman.
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After Devilwoman and Elastic Mouse got done reviving their teammates, the eight toon heroes then seperated into smaller groups to launch a multi-pronged attack on the CEO's palace. Using the information he scanned from the minds of the Lay Killer, Hello Warrior, the Wind Demon, Wild Hare and Buggy Duck after they were subdued, The Manhunting Poultry morphed into a wasp just large enough to carry Elastic Mouse with him as he flew over to the roof of the building before morphing back to his normal shape and phasing himself and Elastic Mouse right through the roof while Green Gagbag belched his way right through the west wall followed close behind by Quick Mouth. These four were to keep The CEO busy while the other four were to take out the rest of the CEO's palace defenses.
"I don't know how you got through all you did, but I assure you that, while I may prefer to use my employees to do my dirty work, I am VERY powerful in my own right." as he launched a set of optic power-beams at Green Gagbag. Though the Green Gagbag was able to conjure up a set of curved pipes that twisted the blasts away from him temporarily, they twisted themselves right back after him. Quick Mouth tried running around the CEO fast enough to trap him in a whirlwind, but the villain was strong enough to resist the wind long enough to rip out a portion of the floor just as Quick Mouth got to it, which tripped up the super-speedster long enough for the CEO to punch him right into his younger brother just as the power-beams caught up to both of them. "That takes care of two of those pests." The evil CEO thought as he starting looking for the Manhunting Poultry and Elastic Mouse, only to find they were nowhere in sight.
Unbeknowst to him, however, the Manhunting Poultry made himself and Elastic Mouse non-solid and mentally stopped them in the middle of the floor they were passing through. Using the remainder of his telepathic power, the Manhunting Poultry was able to zero in on the CEO's location and crawl on up behind him. Making himslef and Elastic Mouse solid again after they finished coming up behind the CEO of the Cosmos, the Manhunting Poultry delivered a sucker punch to the villain that had the stength of an entire army batallion behind it while Elastic Mouse focused on reviving Quick Mouth and Green Gagbag. Though caught off-guard enough to be sent flying, the CEO still got up from the sucker punch pretty quickly and the Manhunting Poultry's telepathic powers, though strong enough to read the CEO's mind, weren't QUITE strong enough to subdue the powerful villain; only induce a noticeable, but manageable, headache. However, this was STILL enough to distract the CEO enough for him to be caught off-guard by a super-burp delivered by the just-woke-up Green Gagbag and be given an atomic wedgie by the just-woke-up Quick Mouth.
Though FAR from out of the fight, the CEO of the Cosmos was still infuriated enough to start chasing after the Green Gagbag, Quick Mouth and the Manhunting Poultry with extreme hatred in his ominously glowing eyes, a fact Elastic Mouse took full advantage of by tossing small super-charged disks at each of the CEO's shoulders, hips and neck. Elastic Mouse's aim was true and those flawlessly aimed energy disks severely weakened the CEO. In fact, the attack took SO MUCH out of the villain that the combined attack of the Manhunting Poultry's telepathy and one of the Green Gagbag's super-belches was enough to knock him out cold; for about twenty seconds. After that however, the CEO emerged completely unharmed, as if he could heal at an impossible rate.
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Meanwhile, outside the palace and attacking the security devices in teams of two, Devilwoman, Powerhouse, Cutie Queen and Sea Squirrel were making pretty good headway between Devilwoman's being able to correctly deduce where the devices would planted, Powerhouse's super-speed and heat vision, Cutie Queen's demi-goddess-level strength and speed and Sea Squirrel's old-school cartoon savvy and vast arsenal of cartoon props. Eventually, the four heroes made it to a control room that with monitors that showed every room in the palace, including the throne room where their teammates were battling the CEO. Devilwoman simply said "Okay, Powerhouse and Cutie Queen, you two had better go in there and help the others. Sea Squirrel and I will see if we can find a way to shut down the CEO's operations from this control room. Don't ask me why, but I've got a theory about the CEO's powers and I want to test it."
"Gotcha, DW." Powerhouse said with a salute as he started spinning around like an incredibly powerful living drill and starting flying as he was spinning, going right through the roof of the control room in a northwest direction and heading right for the throne room.
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By this time, the Manhunting Poultry, the Green Gagbag, Quick Mouth and Elastic Mouse had pretty much run out of tricks that might be useful in this battle, but that hardly mattered, because Powerhouse, under Devilwoman's careful remote direction, had come up directly under the powerful villain with an impact that sent the CEO flying right through the roof. After Cutie Queen had come up through the hole Powerhouse made and she and the super-canine made sure their four comrades were okay, the CEO had come bursting through the door and fired his optic power-beams at the six, only to have those power-beams expertly parried by Powerhouse's heat vision (again thanks to the special audio/visual receptor Devilwoman carefully placed behind his right ear so that she could not only see and hear everything Powerhouse did when they were seperated but also so she could carefully guide him through the tougher battles from a distance if she was somehow unable to be there in person).
As the CEO's power-beams and Powerhouse's heat vision pushed slowly each other back and forth, Cutie Queen came up the CEO and gave him a superhumanly wide-eyed, impossible-to-miss "I'm so cute it's sickening" stare that slowly weakened the villain's willpower until the point when his powers actually SHUT OFF, at which point, Cutie Queen just socked the CEO right in the jaw and put him out for the count.
"But how did his powers simply shut off like that?" Quick Mouth asked.
"I believe I can answer that, Quick Mouth." Devilwoman replied confidently as she and Sea-Squirrel arrived in the throne room.
"I deduced that the CEO's powers were special effects based; advanced gadgetry built into a realistic costume. I figured as much when I saw some of the controls in the control room moving by themselves while the CEO was attacking you, Green Gagbag, Manhunting Poultry and Elastic Mouse. Thus, Sea Squirrel and I simply shut down every machine in the control room, courtesy of a few of the electrified disks in my utility belt and a few blasts from one of Sea Squirrel's giant cartoon cannons. The resulting total shut down of all of the control room's machinery instantly robbed the CEO of all of his seeming omnipotence and allowed you to prevail easily." Devilwoman finished.
"Well, that takes care of the first mission of the .... er gee we never thought to think up a name for our team." Quick Mouth said with an embarrassed grin."
"Well, we are all toons and we united on this mission for the greater good of the entire Earth. Therefore, I think Toons United for the Greater Good is a very good name for our team." Elastic Mouse reasoned before adding "Also, those of us who think Toons United for the Greater Good sounds a bit long-winded can call the team the T.U.G.G. for short.".
"Not too shabby Elastic Mouse." Devilwoman admitted before added "Okay, everybody who wants to pick Toons United for the Greater Good, or T.U.G.G. for short, as our team name, say aye."
"AYE!" all eight toon heroes said in unison.
"Then it's official. The name of our team will be the T.U.G.G.; the Toons United for the Greater Good." Elastic Mouse said as he activated the gateway generator and he and his newfound teammates all headed back for Earth.
Once they were back on Earth, however, Quick Mouth pointed out another problem. "Hey, we never decided on a leader."
"Actually, Quick Mouth, I figured we'd EACH take a turn as leader for alternating weeks until we decide on a permanent leader based solely on which one of us the others feel has done the best job as leader; I was thinking we'd draw numbered lots to decide which of us will be the leader first, second, third and so on. If the decision takes longer than eight weeks, then we'll repeat the cycle until a permanent leader IS decided." Elastic Mouse said matter-of-factly.
With that, the eight toon heroes pulled numbered slips out of a hat provided by Green Gagbag's power bag. Devilwoman pulled the "number one" slip (which meant she'd be the leader for the first week), Quick Mouth drew the "number two" slip (which meant he'd be the leader for the second week), Cutie Queen got the "number three" slip (which meant she'd be the leader for the third week), Elastic Mouse got the "number four" slip, Powerhouse got the "number five" slip, Green Gagbag got the "number six" slip, the Manhunting Poultry got the "number seven" slip and Sea Squirrel got the "number eight" slip.
And this ends the story of how the Toons United for the Greater Good first, well, united.
Amalgams Used
T.U.G.G. = JLA + Animaniacs
Devilwoman = Batman + Rita
Powerhouse = Superman + Runt
Quick Mouth = the Flash + Yakko
Green Gagbag = Green Lantern + Wakko
Cutie Queen = Wonder Woman + Dot
Manhunting Poultry = Martian Manhunter + Chicken Boo
Sea Squirrel = Aquaman + Slappy Squirrel
Elastic Mouse = Plastic Man + the Brain
Warnipolips = Apokolips + Warner Studio Lot
CEO of the Cosmos = Darksied + CEO Plotz
Lady Killer = Kanto + Pepe Le` Pew
Hello Warrior = Big Barda + Hello Nurse
Wind Demon = Kalibak + Tasmanian Devil
Wild Hare = Stephenwolf + Bugs Bunny
Buggy Duck = Mantis + Daffy Duck
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As aforementioned there is so much copyrighted stuff in this story that I would be in huge trouble if this story WEREN'T being written for purely entertainment purposes so, guess what; it WAS being written purely for entertainment purposes. Absolutely no profit motive was involved in the making of this story. You hear me? NO profit motive. Zero. Zilch. Nada.
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In his palace, the CEO of the Cosmos conjured up five portals which brought the five leaders of his invasion force back to Warniopolips and used a set of optic power-beams to thaw out Buggy Duck. The assembled five stood before the CEO with very nervous looks on their faces. "The Earth pests who defeated you five are coming this way and I'm giving all five of you a chance to redeem yourself." the CEO said matter-of-factly as he handed Hello Warrior a new energy rod and Wild Hare a new energy axe just before pointing at the outside monitor.
"Yes, sir, almighty CEO of the Cosmos, SIR." all five warriors said eagerly (except for Wind Demon, who merely grunted something to that effect).
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Meanwhile, just outside the CEO's palace, Devilwoman warned "Let's be careful in there, everybody. There is the VERY STRONG possibility that it's a trap. In fact, the odds are only one-in-a-BILLION that it is NOT a trap.".
"Thank you, Miss Overstate-the-Obvious." Sea Squirrel said sarcastically.
"She's just MAKING CERTAIN we're all clear on the potential danger level, which makes it imperative that I come up with a plan before we go in." Elastic Mouse said candidly.
"What do you mean YOU have to come up with the plan, Elastic Mouse?" Devilwoman asked before adding "Aren't you familar with the adage..."
"Yes, I AM familiar about the axim about there being no "'I'" in team, Devilwoman. However, since I'm the smartest member of this time, I should be the one who comes up with the plan. After all, super-intelligence IS my only super-power other than super-stretching." Elastic Mouse answered before Devilwoman could finish asking the question.
"Well, Mister O'Brien, I think if we all COMBINE our intellects, we should be able to brainstorm potential ideas better than if any one of us was to come up with the plan." Devilwoman said, barely resisting the urge to lunge at the super-stretchable rodent.
"You know, for the only member of this team with NO super-powers, you sure are bossy, Devilwoman." Elastic Mouse observed.
"Well, for somebody who isn't out to conquer the world anymore, YOU can be pretty bossy too, Elastic Mouse. Then again, I guess that's a not-so-little matter of old habits dying hard."
"Are you saying you're paranoid of me because of my background?" Elastic Mouse asked before adding "If you ARE, I assure you that I'm really NOT like that anymore.".
"Well, it's better to be A LITTLE paranoid than A LOT dead." Devilwoman said coldly just as the CEO's five warriors all emerged from the portals.
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The Lady Killer subdued Powerhouse, Cutie Queen and Sea Squirrel with blast from his tail while Hello Warrior used her energy rod to exploit the Manhunting Poultry's fire weakness while simultaneously shaking up the ground underneath Quick Mouth and Green Gagbag just long enough to zap all three of her targets unconscious.
Devilwoman gulped and said "Okay, Elastic Mouse, I guess this mess IS partially my fault." as she and Elastic Mouse dodged all five of their foes.
"I must also confess to a certain measure of the blame, Devilwoman. If it weren't for the two of us bickering, and I WILL confess that I sometimes do have that effect on others, our teammates wouldn't have been caught off-guard like that. Right now, however, I propose we find a way to save ourselves and our allies from this five villains." Elastic Mouse said as he and Devilwoman dodged more of their foes' attacks.
"Agreed." Devilwoman said simply as she observed Buggy Duck getting ready to fire an energy blast at her while the Wind Demon was spinning right at her.
Quickly, Devilwoman tossed a pellet of super-slick floor wax on the ground beside her and expertly side-stepped the Wind Demon, who slipped helplessly right into Buggy Duck just as he let off his energy blast. The resulting joint impact knocked both Buggy Duck and the Wind Demon out cold.
Elastic Mouse, meanwhile, held his breath as he used his super stretching powers to wrap himself around the Lady Killer and then reeled himself back in just as Wild Hare and Hello Warrior were closing in on him. The resulting spray from the Lady Killer put both Hello Warrior and Wild Hare out of the fight AND the resulting spin left the Lady Killer dizzy enough to be subdued by a superb flying kick, courtesy of Devilwoman.
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After Devilwoman and Elastic Mouse got done reviving their teammates, the eight toon heroes then seperated into smaller groups to launch a multi-pronged attack on the CEO's palace. Using the information he scanned from the minds of the Lay Killer, Hello Warrior, the Wind Demon, Wild Hare and Buggy Duck after they were subdued, The Manhunting Poultry morphed into a wasp just large enough to carry Elastic Mouse with him as he flew over to the roof of the building before morphing back to his normal shape and phasing himself and Elastic Mouse right through the roof while Green Gagbag belched his way right through the west wall followed close behind by Quick Mouth. These four were to keep The CEO busy while the other four were to take out the rest of the CEO's palace defenses.
"I don't know how you got through all you did, but I assure you that, while I may prefer to use my employees to do my dirty work, I am VERY powerful in my own right." as he launched a set of optic power-beams at Green Gagbag. Though the Green Gagbag was able to conjure up a set of curved pipes that twisted the blasts away from him temporarily, they twisted themselves right back after him. Quick Mouth tried running around the CEO fast enough to trap him in a whirlwind, but the villain was strong enough to resist the wind long enough to rip out a portion of the floor just as Quick Mouth got to it, which tripped up the super-speedster long enough for the CEO to punch him right into his younger brother just as the power-beams caught up to both of them. "That takes care of two of those pests." The evil CEO thought as he starting looking for the Manhunting Poultry and Elastic Mouse, only to find they were nowhere in sight.
Unbeknowst to him, however, the Manhunting Poultry made himself and Elastic Mouse non-solid and mentally stopped them in the middle of the floor they were passing through. Using the remainder of his telepathic power, the Manhunting Poultry was able to zero in on the CEO's location and crawl on up behind him. Making himslef and Elastic Mouse solid again after they finished coming up behind the CEO of the Cosmos, the Manhunting Poultry delivered a sucker punch to the villain that had the stength of an entire army batallion behind it while Elastic Mouse focused on reviving Quick Mouth and Green Gagbag. Though caught off-guard enough to be sent flying, the CEO still got up from the sucker punch pretty quickly and the Manhunting Poultry's telepathic powers, though strong enough to read the CEO's mind, weren't QUITE strong enough to subdue the powerful villain; only induce a noticeable, but manageable, headache. However, this was STILL enough to distract the CEO enough for him to be caught off-guard by a super-burp delivered by the just-woke-up Green Gagbag and be given an atomic wedgie by the just-woke-up Quick Mouth.
Though FAR from out of the fight, the CEO of the Cosmos was still infuriated enough to start chasing after the Green Gagbag, Quick Mouth and the Manhunting Poultry with extreme hatred in his ominously glowing eyes, a fact Elastic Mouse took full advantage of by tossing small super-charged disks at each of the CEO's shoulders, hips and neck. Elastic Mouse's aim was true and those flawlessly aimed energy disks severely weakened the CEO. In fact, the attack took SO MUCH out of the villain that the combined attack of the Manhunting Poultry's telepathy and one of the Green Gagbag's super-belches was enough to knock him out cold; for about twenty seconds. After that however, the CEO emerged completely unharmed, as if he could heal at an impossible rate.
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Meanwhile, outside the palace and attacking the security devices in teams of two, Devilwoman, Powerhouse, Cutie Queen and Sea Squirrel were making pretty good headway between Devilwoman's being able to correctly deduce where the devices would planted, Powerhouse's super-speed and heat vision, Cutie Queen's demi-goddess-level strength and speed and Sea Squirrel's old-school cartoon savvy and vast arsenal of cartoon props. Eventually, the four heroes made it to a control room that with monitors that showed every room in the palace, including the throne room where their teammates were battling the CEO. Devilwoman simply said "Okay, Powerhouse and Cutie Queen, you two had better go in there and help the others. Sea Squirrel and I will see if we can find a way to shut down the CEO's operations from this control room. Don't ask me why, but I've got a theory about the CEO's powers and I want to test it."
"Gotcha, DW." Powerhouse said with a salute as he started spinning around like an incredibly powerful living drill and starting flying as he was spinning, going right through the roof of the control room in a northwest direction and heading right for the throne room.
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By this time, the Manhunting Poultry, the Green Gagbag, Quick Mouth and Elastic Mouse had pretty much run out of tricks that might be useful in this battle, but that hardly mattered, because Powerhouse, under Devilwoman's careful remote direction, had come up directly under the powerful villain with an impact that sent the CEO flying right through the roof. After Cutie Queen had come up through the hole Powerhouse made and she and the super-canine made sure their four comrades were okay, the CEO had come bursting through the door and fired his optic power-beams at the six, only to have those power-beams expertly parried by Powerhouse's heat vision (again thanks to the special audio/visual receptor Devilwoman carefully placed behind his right ear so that she could not only see and hear everything Powerhouse did when they were seperated but also so she could carefully guide him through the tougher battles from a distance if she was somehow unable to be there in person).
As the CEO's power-beams and Powerhouse's heat vision pushed slowly each other back and forth, Cutie Queen came up the CEO and gave him a superhumanly wide-eyed, impossible-to-miss "I'm so cute it's sickening" stare that slowly weakened the villain's willpower until the point when his powers actually SHUT OFF, at which point, Cutie Queen just socked the CEO right in the jaw and put him out for the count.
"But how did his powers simply shut off like that?" Quick Mouth asked.
"I believe I can answer that, Quick Mouth." Devilwoman replied confidently as she and Sea-Squirrel arrived in the throne room.
"I deduced that the CEO's powers were special effects based; advanced gadgetry built into a realistic costume. I figured as much when I saw some of the controls in the control room moving by themselves while the CEO was attacking you, Green Gagbag, Manhunting Poultry and Elastic Mouse. Thus, Sea Squirrel and I simply shut down every machine in the control room, courtesy of a few of the electrified disks in my utility belt and a few blasts from one of Sea Squirrel's giant cartoon cannons. The resulting total shut down of all of the control room's machinery instantly robbed the CEO of all of his seeming omnipotence and allowed you to prevail easily." Devilwoman finished.
"Well, that takes care of the first mission of the .... er gee we never thought to think up a name for our team." Quick Mouth said with an embarrassed grin."
"Well, we are all toons and we united on this mission for the greater good of the entire Earth. Therefore, I think Toons United for the Greater Good is a very good name for our team." Elastic Mouse reasoned before adding "Also, those of us who think Toons United for the Greater Good sounds a bit long-winded can call the team the T.U.G.G. for short.".
"Not too shabby Elastic Mouse." Devilwoman admitted before added "Okay, everybody who wants to pick Toons United for the Greater Good, or T.U.G.G. for short, as our team name, say aye."
"AYE!" all eight toon heroes said in unison.
"Then it's official. The name of our team will be the T.U.G.G.; the Toons United for the Greater Good." Elastic Mouse said as he activated the gateway generator and he and his newfound teammates all headed back for Earth.
Once they were back on Earth, however, Quick Mouth pointed out another problem. "Hey, we never decided on a leader."
"Actually, Quick Mouth, I figured we'd EACH take a turn as leader for alternating weeks until we decide on a permanent leader based solely on which one of us the others feel has done the best job as leader; I was thinking we'd draw numbered lots to decide which of us will be the leader first, second, third and so on. If the decision takes longer than eight weeks, then we'll repeat the cycle until a permanent leader IS decided." Elastic Mouse said matter-of-factly.
With that, the eight toon heroes pulled numbered slips out of a hat provided by Green Gagbag's power bag. Devilwoman pulled the "number one" slip (which meant she'd be the leader for the first week), Quick Mouth drew the "number two" slip (which meant he'd be the leader for the second week), Cutie Queen got the "number three" slip (which meant she'd be the leader for the third week), Elastic Mouse got the "number four" slip, Powerhouse got the "number five" slip, Green Gagbag got the "number six" slip, the Manhunting Poultry got the "number seven" slip and Sea Squirrel got the "number eight" slip.
And this ends the story of how the Toons United for the Greater Good first, well, united.
Amalgams Used
T.U.G.G. = JLA + Animaniacs
Devilwoman = Batman + Rita
Powerhouse = Superman + Runt
Quick Mouth = the Flash + Yakko
Green Gagbag = Green Lantern + Wakko
Cutie Queen = Wonder Woman + Dot
Manhunting Poultry = Martian Manhunter + Chicken Boo
Sea Squirrel = Aquaman + Slappy Squirrel
Elastic Mouse = Plastic Man + the Brain
Warnipolips = Apokolips + Warner Studio Lot
CEO of the Cosmos = Darksied + CEO Plotz
Lady Killer = Kanto + Pepe Le` Pew
Hello Warrior = Big Barda + Hello Nurse
Wind Demon = Kalibak + Tasmanian Devil
Wild Hare = Stephenwolf + Bugs Bunny
Buggy Duck = Mantis + Daffy Duck
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As aforementioned there is so much copyrighted stuff in this story that I would be in huge trouble if this story WEREN'T being written for purely entertainment purposes so, guess what; it WAS being written purely for entertainment purposes. Absolutely no profit motive was involved in the making of this story. You hear me? NO profit motive. Zero. Zilch. Nada.
