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s c h u l d i g . t h e . g e r m a n . m a n .

( a n d e v e r y o n e e l s e )

Weiß Meets Cats - Song 2

Dedicated to Jade,

(I hope you're a Schuldig fan!)

Put to Macavity

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Brad: Schuldig is a German man

Fan Girls: He's called Hot Schuii Boy

He's such a spunky criminal

Nagi: That Bradley gets annoyed

Schu: I'm the green-eyed one, with bandana

And all that ginger hair .:flicks hair over his shoulder:.

Schreient: And when Weiß reach the scene of crime

Schu and his friends aren't there

Hel: Oh German man, oh German man, there's no one like that German man

(Yoji: I thought you liked Masafumi? .: gets given a death glare:.)

Neu: He's broken every Weiss guys mind

Schoen: He's probes them just because he can

And if I'm not mistaken

Tot: SQUEEE!

Schreient: Us fan-girls always stare

When there is a scene of crime

And our Schuii is there!

Sakura: When they watch him beat the florists

All the Schu-fans always drool

And they'll tell you once and once again

All: "He's the hot one, you damn fool!!!"

Yoji: That damn Crawford's an ugly man,

Worse hair then Wolverine...

Ken: And he's a master criminal.

Omi: He's very, very mean... *hides under table*

Schu: His brow is deeply lined with thought.

Nagi: His head is highly domed.

Farf: He's never let us have fun, yet… *pouts, and pulls out a dagger*

Nagi: I'll runaway from home!

Schu: He cocks his head from side to side

How much work will it take!?

Nagi: And when you think he's half asleep….

All: He's always wide awake!

Hel: But the German man, the German man, there's no one like that German man

(Yoji: But - ? .:gets slapped:. )

Neu: He's a fiend in German shape

Schoen: He tortures Schwarz more than their fans

Schreient: You may meet him in a bystreet

You may see him in the square

And when he's up there on the screen

The fan-girls always stare!

Schu: I'm outwardly respectable…

Brad: Hah! Schu, you cheat at cards…

Nagi: And he's got videos under his mattress!

Schu: You little retard!!

(Farf: *maniacal laughter* Schu just hurt God!)

Tot: Now how about Nagi

Schreient: He's gonna leave us stifled

Schu: I'll stifle him for ya!

Crawford, where's your rifle?

.:Nagi faints:.

Crawford: I think that Schuldig's spoken

He's got that gun right there….

Farf (bloodthirsty): And all of Schreient gave a scream

Now Nagi's heads not there!

Weiß: And Farfarello's happy

'Cos Nagi's head's just been blown

Right off from his body

Omi: I think I see bone… *faints*

Sakura: I don't know why I'm singing now

It's just to take up time

The author's inspiration

Just committed a crime

Weiß: Farfarello, Farfarello, didn't sing bout Farfarello

He likes to hurt a God a lot

And that is about all we know

Schreient: You may meet him in a convent

Killing all the nuns there

But when Schuii is on the screen

The fan-girls always stare!

Schu (singing): You know I can read your mind baby, uh huh.. yeah.

Brad: The song's over Schuldig…

Schu: Oh, yeah I knew that…

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