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Bp e r s i a . /B

Weiß Meets Modern Music

Put to Stronger – Britney Spears.

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BManx: /BOoh heeeey yeah!

BBirman: /BHush, just stop

BManx: /BThere's a mission you must do for him

Yoji, I've had enough.

Shut your trap, don't wanna hear you say a thing.

You might want to see me naked, on my own. But -

I.: everyone listens intently :./I

I love Persia Takatori!

Though I can't say his real name

His facial hair turns me on like a whore

I love Persia!

I.: Yoji faints :./I

Now onto the mission you must do, okay?

BBirman: /BLet's just show the video.

BManx: /B K, let's see how thing works… *swears under her breath*

I.: Persia appears on the screen:./I

BPersia: /BThere is something I must tell you, Tsukiyono

'Cos I'm your father, little Omi!

I.: Omi faints :./I

(BManx: /B That happens a lot here…)

You're actually a Takatori!

(BRan: /BShii-ne Takatori!!!)

I should have told you 'bout this before

Don't date Ouka!

BKen: /BNot breathing…?

Oh yeah! *does CPR*

BRan: /B Should you do that on your own?

BKen: /B Call 991 on your mobile phone.

Here I go, a deep breath now!

Hope he doesn't die, 'cos I'm so clumsy!

Here I goI (cheesy echo in background for effect)/I

I(in slow-mo, stupid breath sounds from Britney's song can be heard)/I

BYoji: /BI (wakes up) /IAlright!

BKen: /B What the hell!? I(another gay echo in background)/I

BYoji: /B This'll make good yaoi to sell over the internet!

BManx: /B That is not what he's doing you man-whore.

BYoji: /B You've seen my porn??

BManx: /B Hey I thought this

Song was meant to be about Persia

But instead it just turned into chaos

What bout Persia Takatori?

BRan: /B The ambulance is on it's way

Wait, there is someone knocking at the door

I(walks off)

(can be heard from back in the mission room)/I

Hello…

Persia…