"Fine," said Margie. "Uh, why are you here?"
"Oh, the nuns and I decided to check up on our Mother of Nisan....." Sister Agnes looked at the scene across the table. "What have we here? Is Bartholomew-sama causing trouble? Marguerite-sama, you should really discipline him."
"I jusb wabba hab fun with Margie!!!" slurred Bart, struggling against Citan and Sigurd.
"'Fun'????????" asked Sister Agnes.
"Yes, THAT kind of fun," said Rico.
"What kind of fun?" demanded Margie.
"Oh my, oh my," said Sister Agnes. "I must step out for a few minutes. Excuse me." With that, she ran out of the room.
"WHAT KIND OF FUN?!?!?!?!?!?!" Margie yelled at Rico.
Rico sweatdropped. "Uh, ask Billy."

"So that's our situation," Sister Agnes informed the nuns.
"Bartholomew-sama is THAT drunk?" asked one.
"That's right. It's time for us to play matchmaker! But first, we have to get rid of Sigurd-san and Citan-san......"

"Bart, please restrain yourself!" said Citan.
Suddenly, a nun burst in. "Citan-san? You have a long distance phone call. Someone named.......Yui."
"YUI?!?!?!?!" cried Citan. "I'm coming!!!!!" with that, he ran from the room.
"COME BACK!!!!!!!" yelled Sigurd. "It's a trap!!!!!"
But Citan was already gone.
"Rico! Jessiah! Help me out!!!"
"Oh, why not just let him go?!" asked Jessiah. "Hell, if Billy's hormones skyrocketed, I'd let him have a girl."
"If he could find one," said Rico.
"WHAT ARE YOU GUYS TALKING ABOUT!!!!!" demanded Margie. She turned to Maria. "Do you know?"
"Not in the least," said Maria, yawning with boredom.
"Emeralda?"
Emeralda downed another drink, unfazed. "I think he wants to 'play house'."
"Huh? I don't get it!!!"

"One down," said Sister Agnes. "One to go."
"What about Sigurd-san?" asked a nun.
"We can't trick him, so......."

Sigurd finally came up with a solution. He tied Bart to the chair with a whip. He couldn't escape.
"YOU BASSHOLE!!!!!!!!!" screamed Bart.
"I'm smart," said Sigurd.
"Actually," said Emeralda. "You got the idea from Billy before he past out."
"Well, at least Bart is restrained!" declared Sigurd.
"Siggie-poo!!" squealed someone. He turned to see seven nuns approaching him.
"Uh, what are you all doing?" asked Sigurd.
"Siggie-poo!" said one. "We want our time with YOU."
"B-but, you're nuns!!"
"Get 'em, girls!!" All seven nuns pounced at him, grabbing his arms and legs.
"Let me go! Help!!!" yelled Sigurd, as the nuns dragged him from the room.

"Well well," said Jessiah. "All that effort for nothing."
Suddenly, Bart found the strength to break from his restraint. He screamed out a cry and struggled with great force, and the whip tore to pieces.
"Drink up Margie," said Rico, placing a full bottle in front of her. "You'll need it."
"Huh?" said Margie.
"I suggest you run," said Maria. "But I doubt you'll get very far."
Margie suddenly felt scared from Maria's tone. She turned to Bart, who was staring at her.
Emeralda looked Bart over. "He looks like a dog in heat."
"Well, he IS in heat," said someone. Everyone turned to see Sister Agnes and three nuns (as the rest were with Sigurd).
Margie jumped up. "In heat?! What's that?"
"You never told her what in heat means?" Maria asked Sister Agnes.
"She never asked," said Sister Agnes. "But she'll find out real quick."
Bart jumped across the table. Margie took several steps back to the door, but Bart was faster. He put his hands on her waist and lifted her up. Margie found herself upside down over his shoulder.
The nuns cried cheerfully and threw confetti.
"Don't worry, Marguerite-sama!" cried Sister Agnes. "It'll only hurt for a few seconds!"
"Hurt???" Margie finally got it. "Wait! I'm not ready for THAT!!!!!! Put me down, Bart!"
Bart didn't answer as he ran from the room. "That brings back so many memories," said Jessiah.

"Bart, put me down!!" demanded Margie, as he ran/staggered down the hall. He was humming a drunkish tune.
Bart ignored her as he stumbled into a room. HIS room.
He plopped Margie onto his bed. He then locked the door and shut out the lights.
"Uh, Bart?" said Margie. "Maybe we can just talk abo-"
She couldn't finish because Bart kissed her deeply.
Well, maybe it won't be all that bad, thought Margie. She started pondering how Bart would react to this in the morning.
Then she found herself preoccupied.

the next morning......

"Hey. Wake up."
Billy groaned, trying to ignore whoever was trying to wake him up.
"C'mon. Wake up."
"Lemme 'lone," he muttered. "I gotta hangover......"His eyes snapped open. HANGOVER?!?!?!?
Billy was still seated at the table. His head layed on it and his arms were sprawled in different directions. He looked up to see who was bothering him.
Emeralda was seated on the table right in front of him. Not only did she not look sleepy, but she looked completely unfazed from all the alcohol she drunk the night before.
"Where is everyone?" she asked him.
"How do I know? You were probably up all night!"
"I fell asleep an hour ago. When I woke up, they were gone. And Kim hasn't come back."
"Why do you call Fei that?"
"That's his name. Or at least it was 4000 years ago."
"Did you see what the world was like 4000 years ago? Tell me 'bout it."
"Okay. You see......."

When Fei woke up, he was aware of many things: his head hurt, he was naked, someone was laying next to him, and that person was also naked.
Shit, what happened? he wondered. He was almost afraid to open his eyes. But he cracked one open and looked to his side.
Elly lay there, asleep.
Thank God, he thought. I'm glad Bart's not sleeping next to me......Wait, how'd this happen?
Elly stirred, then opened her eyes. She smiled at Fei. "'Morning, Fei."
"Um, 'morning. How-"
"I figured you wouldn't remember. You got real drunk, and all.""Did we......?"
"It's a little obvious. I guess you don't remember THAT part, huh?"
Images flooded Fei's brain. He turned red. "Um, some of it."
"Do you want me help you remember?" She slid her hand down his abdomen
"Uh, sure. It sounds fine with me."
"Good." She leaned over him and kissed him deeply. Fei put his arms around her and pulled her on him.

Bart woke up slowly. Considering what he became aware of, and it wasn't just his awful headache, he easily guessed what happened.
Oh God, I.......but with who? he opened his eyes, praying the sleeping person on him wasn't a guy.
Margie was there, in a deep sleep.Or was she?
Bart gently slid Margie off him so she was beside him. He couldn't tell if she was awake....
Suddenly, he spotted one of her eyelids, which were slightly open. Then it closed.
So she's pretending to be asleep, huh? he thought, tracing her jaw with his fingers. Maybe I can help her become more awake......

".....And that's about it," said Emeralda.
"That's cool," said Billy, who was drinking strong coffee. "Let's go look for everyone."
"Okay. It's boring around here."
They left the room and walked down the hall. They checked Maria's room to see her asleep. Emeralda had wanted to go into Fei's room since they heard strange noises coming from there, but Billy said no. There were even stranger noises coming from Bart's room. Though Emeralda paused for a moment while passing that room, Billy didn't.
Rico was dead asleep in his room, his TV blaring loud static. Billy didn't check on Jessiah because he knew how his father acted during a hangover.
Citan wasn't anywhere, apparently leaving quickly for Lahan in his Gear (as that was the fastest way of travel). When they went to Sigurd's room, it was VERY strange.
Sister Agnes was standing outside, smilimg her usual weird smile. "Oh, you two can't go in there. Young eyes cannot see the sins in which we've commited. Hohohohohoho!!!!!!"
Billy brushed past her and shoved the door open. What he saw scared him.
Emeralda peeked over his shoulder, but Billy slammed the door shut. "Damn! What the hell kind of nuns ARE you?!?!?!"
Sister Agnes laughed cleverly. "Just nuns. How are Marguerite-sama and Bartholomew-sama doing?"
"Oh, I heard-" began Emeralda."They're busy," interrupted Billy.
"YESSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!! The plan worked!!!!!!!!!" cried Sister Agnes.
"Waitasecond. You had your nuns seduce Sigurd just so Bart and Margie could do it?!?!?!?!?!" exclaimed Billy.
"Young love is always the right love, Billy. You should take that into consideration and find a nice girl. Emeralda seems like your type."
"HUH?!?!?!?!?!?!"

an hour later.........

"I'm baaaaaaack!!!" declared Citan, as he entered the mess hall.
"Citan!!!!!" screamed Sigurd. He ran over and hugged his legs. "It was horrible!!!!!! They made me take off my clothes, and dance, and-"
"Whoa, calm down!"
"Damn, stupid hangover," muttered Jessiah, who was drinking strong coffee. As was Rico, Fei, and Bart.
Maria sipped her tea. "So what happened? After the whole Bart and Margie thing, I went to bed."
"Nothing really," said Rico, downing his cup. "Stupid, shitty hangover....."
"My night was a blast!" yelled Bart.
Margie rolled her eyes. "You don't even remember what happened last night!"
"That's true......but I remembered this morning!"
"As did I!" said Fei. Elly blushed a dark red.
"Kim, why didn't you come back last night?" asked Emeralda.
"I was, um, busy. Yes, busy!"
"I was wondering," said Billy. "As to what we are all gonna do from now on? I mean, we saved the world, and all."
"Let's throw another party!!!" said Bart.
"Bart," said Sigurd. "there are a lot more important things to do--"
"What's wrong with parties?!"
"Plenty."



Wow, talk about a total nut job!!! Well, I hope everyone enjoyed this fanfic, and be sure to RR this. And as I said before...if I offended anyone with the way the nuns acted, I apologize. No flames, 'kay? Thanks for reading!! ^_^