Shinji: "So, let me get this straight-"
Asuka and Gendo both snickered.
Shinji: "What?! All I said was 'let me get this straight'!!"
Gendo: "That'll be hard to do...MWAHAHAA *cough* ha."
Asuka: "Yeah, maybe he'll try to make Kaowru straight, too!"
They both burst out in uncontrollable laughter.
Shinji: "What are-...oh. You bastards! I am not gay!!"
Gendo: "Maybe your not gay, and MAYBE YOUR NOT GAY...."
Shinji: "Your being sarcastic!"
Asuka: "Of COURSE not....hehe... why would he EVER do that?"
Shinji: "I'm surrounded by evil."
They all hurried out of NERV.
Gendo: "There it is!"
There, destroying Tokyo 3, a giant, mutated, cat with a red cape and a blue headband stood eating fish. It looked like a 'supercat'. This was all very surprising, but what was even more surprising was who was riding it.
Shinji: "Wow. I never knew they made headbands that big."
Asuka: "Is Unit 00 riding that thing?!"
Indeed it was. And it was holding a microphone.
Unit 00: "Mwa. ha. ha. ha."
Shinji: "Wow. I never knew Rei could laugh."
Gendo: "Asuka. You know what you must do.... get in Unit 02, and kick Rei's ass!"
Asuka: "For once, I think your right... actually twice."
Shinji: "What do you mean 'twice'?"
Gendo: "Your happy."
The beast spoke and said:" I am the author, and I say, Shinji is gay!"
Shinji: "Bite me."
Asuka was about to suit up, get in her Unit 02, and kick ass. But at that momment, the 'supercat' tripped over a rock, knocking off Unit 00, and, for no reason at all, making Rei go flying out of the Eva's head.
Asuka: "You suck! I didn't even need to kick your ass!"
Rei: "You-"
Shinji: "Shut up."
Rei: "But-"
Asuka: "Shut up, Wondergirl!"
Rei: "I-"
Gendo: "Shut up!"
*BANG*
Rei slumped to the ground, and said: "Oh, what a world, what a world!", and..... that's a wrap.
Shinji: "Wait a minute, I thought you liked Rei.... why did you kill her?"
Gendo: "I'll just get another clone."
Asuka: "Another what?!"
Gendo: "Uh... look into the little red light."
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Meanwhile, Misato had a beer.
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Gendo almost sounds like Gandhi. Just sayin'.
Asuka and Gendo both snickered.
Shinji: "What?! All I said was 'let me get this straight'!!"
Gendo: "That'll be hard to do...MWAHAHAA *cough* ha."
Asuka: "Yeah, maybe he'll try to make Kaowru straight, too!"
They both burst out in uncontrollable laughter.
Shinji: "What are-...oh. You bastards! I am not gay!!"
Gendo: "Maybe your not gay, and MAYBE YOUR NOT GAY...."
Shinji: "Your being sarcastic!"
Asuka: "Of COURSE not....hehe... why would he EVER do that?"
Shinji: "I'm surrounded by evil."
They all hurried out of NERV.
Gendo: "There it is!"
There, destroying Tokyo 3, a giant, mutated, cat with a red cape and a blue headband stood eating fish. It looked like a 'supercat'. This was all very surprising, but what was even more surprising was who was riding it.
Shinji: "Wow. I never knew they made headbands that big."
Asuka: "Is Unit 00 riding that thing?!"
Indeed it was. And it was holding a microphone.
Unit 00: "Mwa. ha. ha. ha."
Shinji: "Wow. I never knew Rei could laugh."
Gendo: "Asuka. You know what you must do.... get in Unit 02, and kick Rei's ass!"
Asuka: "For once, I think your right... actually twice."
Shinji: "What do you mean 'twice'?"
Gendo: "Your happy."
The beast spoke and said:" I am the author, and I say, Shinji is gay!"
Shinji: "Bite me."
Asuka was about to suit up, get in her Unit 02, and kick ass. But at that momment, the 'supercat' tripped over a rock, knocking off Unit 00, and, for no reason at all, making Rei go flying out of the Eva's head.
Asuka: "You suck! I didn't even need to kick your ass!"
Rei: "You-"
Shinji: "Shut up."
Rei: "But-"
Asuka: "Shut up, Wondergirl!"
Rei: "I-"
Gendo: "Shut up!"
*BANG*
Rei slumped to the ground, and said: "Oh, what a world, what a world!", and..... that's a wrap.
Shinji: "Wait a minute, I thought you liked Rei.... why did you kill her?"
Gendo: "I'll just get another clone."
Asuka: "Another what?!"
Gendo: "Uh... look into the little red light."
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Meanwhile, Misato had a beer.
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Gendo almost sounds like Gandhi. Just sayin'.
