Shohoku's Misfortune

Disclaimer: Sessha does not own slam dunk or any of its characters.
They all belong to Inoue Takehiko.

Camp?

The game ended, the score was 90 to 88, for the second and third years.

Miyagi: It was a close game, ne?

Kaede: Hai!

Both shake hands.

C. Sakuragi: Ne, Oniisan...choco...choco...
* tugs at Rukawa's socks *

Rukawa: Let go of me!
* walks away, dragging the chibi along *

C. Sakuragi: Itai!
* climbs up Rukawa's leg, clinging onto his back, then onto his shoulder *

Rukawa: Nani yo, do'aho.
* suddenly regretting saying it *

* poof *

Sakuragi: * finds himself on top of the raven haired boy *
Huh?

Rukawa: Ta...su...ke...te!

Mitsui: * stands by and laugh at them *

Miyagi: Sakuragi! Get off him!
* runs towards him *

Sakuragi: Why should I? After what that kitsune did...

* poof *

C. Rukawa: Help!
* pant, and turns purple *

* whack! *

Sakuragi: Itai! Ayako-san...

Ayako: Get of him now!

Sakuragi: Hai hai...
* stands up *

C. Rukawa: * regains some of his color *

Kaede: Mattaku...so this was what Ayako was warning me about earlier...

Kaede watches on as the whole basketball team tries to prevent Sakuragi from hurting the
other chibi.

C. Rukawa: Do'aho!

* poof *

Miyagi: You have to be kidding me...

Mitsui: * sweatdrop *

C. Sakuragi: Konnichiwa, Konnichiwa, Oniisan! Ahehehe....
* dances around Miyagi, Mitsui, Yasuda, C. Rukawa *

Kaede: Ahhh...what can I do, Not everything can be perfect right...
* walks up to the chibis, trying to help Miyagi with his problem *


Miyagi soon dismissed the members of the team, except for a few who decided to stay back
to help. Mainly Mitsui, Ayako, Kaede, Ken, and Kazuo.

Miyagi: * holds the hyper active chibi down *

It seems that the chocolate that the red headed chibi ate during the game was finally
setting in.

C. Sakuragi: * bounce *
Ne, Oniisan, why is your hair so curly?
* bounce *

Miyagi: For the hundred and tenth time, because I want it to be that way, now stay still!
* tries miserably to catch the chibi *

C. Sakuragi: * bounce *
Ne, ne, Onii...
* trips *

C. Rukawa: Damare... (keep quiet)
* let's go of the chibi's foot *

Miyagi: * sweatdrop *

Mitsui & the rest: * looks at Miyagi pathetically *

Miyagi: Ahehehe...I was about to do that...
* sweatdrop *

Mitsui: Yeah...
* nods sarcastically *

Miyagi: * picks up C. Sakuragi by the leg *
Honto! (it's true)

Mitsui: Hai hai!

Miyagi: Really, I really was...

* whack *

Ayako: Ryota...
* points at the chibi, who was hanging upside down by his leg *

C. Sakuragi: * turns green *

Miyagi: Ahhh...Gomen gomen...
* turns the chibi around *

C. Sakuragi: * wheeze wheeze *

Mitsui: * points and laughs at the sight *

Miyagi & C. Sakuragi: It's not funny!

Kaede: Yare yare...

Ken: Can we get on to changing them back now, it's getting late...

Miyagi: Hai, not to mention we have a camp tomorrow morning.

C. Sakuragi: Camp?

Mitsui: Hai, camp...

Miyagi: Now, Rukawa, change him back, now!

C. Rukawa: zzzzzzzzzzz
* drools on the floor *

Kaede: * sweatdrop *
Does this happen all the time?

Ayako: More often then you think.

Kazuo: I know what we can do!
Miyagi sempai, what is Rukawa afraid of?

Miyagi: His cheerleaders, why?

Kazuo: * grin *

Ken: Oh no...


Ken: Uh oh...

~Minutes later~

Kazuo: * puppet in hand *

Ken: Rukawa, Rukawa, L O V E Rukawa!

The puppet looked like the Rukawa cheerleaders, except smaller. In other words, them in
chibi form. Ken tried to mimic their voices, while Kazuo was in charge of moving the
puppets.

Kaede: * sweatdrop *

C. Sakuragi: Huh?!

Miyagi: Don't look, it's too gruesome to look.
* covers the chibi's eyes *

Mitsui: You can say that again.
* laughs *

C. Rukawa: * blinks *
'You have got to be kidding me...'
Do'aho.

* poof *

Sakuragi: Teme Kitsune!

* poof *

Rukawa: Do'aho!

* poof *

C. Sakuragi: Konbanha (pronounced as konbawa, means good evening)

Rukawa: * evil grin *
* picks up the chibi and leave to go home *

Miyagi: That's solved...

Ayako: Don't be relieved to soon, you still have the basketball camp to worry about.

Miyagi: Aya-chan, can't you at least let me have a moment of peace...??

* whack *

Ayako: Live with it.
* walks away, smiling *

Kaede: She has got you there. Ja ne!
* walks out of the court *

Ken & Kazuo: Hai, Ja ne!

Miyagi: Mattaku...Out of all years to be captain of the team...

~Next day~

It was a bright, peaceful Saturday morning. The birds were chirping happily outside the
window, until...

* ringggggg *

Miyagi: * throws his alarm clock, half aiming it at the birds *

* cheeeepppp! *

Miyagi: Huh?? Wah??
* rubs his eyes *
'Oh no, today's the day...'

~At school~

Mitsui: * yawns and rubs his eyes *
Tell me again, why I'm in school so early today?

Akagi: Yeah...* yawns *

Miyagi: We are going on a * yawn * camping trip for the weekend...
Zzzzzzzzzzzzzz..............

C. Sakuragi: Ne, Oniichan, Wake up...
* pokes Miyagi *

Miyagi: Aa...hai hai...

Ayako: Mattaku, you should not have planned it so early.

Miyagi: How would I know that it would be so hard to wake up at seven in the morning?

Rukawa: zzzzzzzzzzz....* drool *

Miyagi: Anyway, everyone assemble, so I can * yawn * see who made it today.

Miyagi started ticking the names of the people who managed to arrive in the morning.

Ayako: Hai, everyone, get on the bus, we'll be leaving soon.

Miyagi: zzzzzzzzz.......Aya-chan...zzzzzzzzzzz
* falls asleep on her *

Ayako: hn....
* drags him onto the bus, placing him in his seat. *

Surprisingly, the first years seemed to be used to being up at this time. All of them were
wide awake, talking, and even singing...?!?!?!

Akagi sat with Kogure, while Rukawa with the Chibi lying in his bag with the zip opened.
Miyagi with Mitsui, both asleep, while Ayako kept the first years from making to much noise,
while sitting beside her cousin.

~*~*~*~

Hai! Another chapter done....so fast...I really think I should slow down a bit, if I keep
this up, I'll finish the story faster. Hehehe....anyway, minna-san, pls r&r, ne? * goes SD,
and teary eyed * Arigatou!

p/s to HazeNut: I don't write yaoi...lol...why does everybody ask that?? Besides, i'm too young..