Disclaimer: If I owned Gundam Wing, or anything else copywrited in this, do
you seriously think I'd be wasting my time writing fanfics? No! I'd be
writing scripts! (thinking: whoa, that'd be insane….hehehe)
On with the story!
New Year's Eve, part two!
by Megami
~*~*~ The next morning ~*~*~
Megami was the first to wake up.
Megami: Uhhh, Duo, wake up!
Duo: [moaned] God…how much did we drink last night again?
Megami: I'm not sure, but [looks around] I'd say quite a bit.
The room was full of bottles of empty and half-empty bottles of various types of alcohol. Every once in a while, there'd be a vodka bottle.
Megami: Is anyone else awake?
Duo: [suddenly remembering last night] Well at least Cassi and/or Wufei aren't. We should go and devolp those pics of Wufei before he wakes up.
Megami: Pictures?…[finally remembering]…oh yeah!! Let's go!
Megami promply fell over when she stood, but stayed up on the second try, so she figured she's good enough for driving.
Megami: TO THE BATMOBILE!!!
They quickly drove off, before anyone else got up.
~*~*~ Wufei's Bedroom, a.k.a. the shrine to Nataku ~*~*~
Wufei: AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!! WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING IN MY BEDROOM, ONNA?!?!
Cassi: What are you talking about? Hmm, this is your room? Could have fooled me, I would have thought I was in a temple. And will you please turn off that damn floodlight?!
Wufei: I don't own any frickin' floodlight!! I just opened the drapes!
Cassi: [after looking at Wufei] HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!
Wufei: What now, baka onna?
Cassi: [in between gasps for breath and laughter] G-go look in a-a mirror!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!
Wufei: [stumbled over to his mirror] AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! MAXWELL AND MEGAMI!!! GET YOUR ASSES UP HERE THIS INSTANT!!!! THIS IS INJUSTICE!!!!!
Heero: [opening bottle of Advil (( thank god for Advil!!)] Will you stop yelling already?!
Wufei: And what it I don—
Wufei clasped a hand over his mouth and ran to the nearest bathroom to puke up whatever was left in his stomach. Heero rolled his eyes and headed toward the kitchen to make some *strong* black coffee. Cassi was left in Wufei's bedroom to try to remember exactly what had happened last night.
~*~*~ One hour and fifteen minutes later ~*~*~
Duo: We're back!!! ^_^
Quatre: Where did you guys go?
Megami: One hour photo! ^_^
Wufei: Lemme see those pictures.
Wufei came out of the bathroom, his make-up all gone, but dressed in a bathrobe and only half of his hair taken out. The part that was taken out was *very* curly because of the little buns. He snatched the pictures and walked into the next room. After looking at them, Wufei took out a katana from who-knows-where and was about to begin shredding the pics, when suddenly Hime (A/N: Hime's another one of my friends. You can read her stuff under pen name: Hime Maxwell) appeared out of nowhere and grabbed them.
Hime: Oh, no, you don't!
Megami: Good save Hime! ^_^
Duo: Toss 'em here!
Hime threw the pics to Duo and the three of them ran outside.
Wufei: Get back here weaklings!!
Megami: Well, if we're so weak, you'll be able to catch us real soon!
Megami, Hime, and Duo ran all over Q's property and eventually met on the roof. Wufei gave up after a while and went back inside before anyone else saw him in his present condition.
Megami: We should post them on the internet!
Duo: Yeah!
Hime: We can put them on my website!
Duo: Then we can e-mail them to everyone!!!
Megami, Duo, Hime: Mwa ha ha ha ha ha ha!
After they were finished on the internet, M, H, and D-Chan came downstairs with big grins on their faces. At the kitchen table…
Cassi: Ugh, how come *you* guys don't have a hangover.
Megami, Duo: We did, but were able to shake it off.
Duo: It's just a natural talent, I guess.
Cassi: Where's that Advil?
Quatre: You already had a dose this morning and can't have *any* pain medication for 4 hrs.!
Cassi: [groan, slammed her head on the table]
Hime: Anyways…where's Wufei-chan?
Wufei: Right here, baka onna.
Wufei looked almost back to normal, except for his curly, very curly, hair. Megami and Hime started laughing when they saw it. Wufei just glared at them.
***BRING, BRING!!***
Trowa: Moshi, moshi?……Yeah, he's right here. Wufei, someone just called for you. Something about a website with intriguing pictures?…
Wufei whirled around to kill Duo, Megami, and Hime, but they were already long gone. With no one to kill, he stalked off to his room, ranting the entire way.
Trowa: [into the phone] Sorry, he can't come to the phone right now. Can I take a message…and what's the URL of that? I need to see what he's so mad about.
A/N: Yeah, I know the ending's kinda dumb, but I couldn't think of how to end it. Also, I would have gotten this up earlier, but it was finals week. For some reason, my parents think finals are more important than fan fiction. ::sigh:: Well, the good news is I think I passed them all, 'cept possible math. .
On with the story!
New Year's Eve, part two!
by Megami
~*~*~ The next morning ~*~*~
Megami was the first to wake up.
Megami: Uhhh, Duo, wake up!
Duo: [moaned] God…how much did we drink last night again?
Megami: I'm not sure, but [looks around] I'd say quite a bit.
The room was full of bottles of empty and half-empty bottles of various types of alcohol. Every once in a while, there'd be a vodka bottle.
Megami: Is anyone else awake?
Duo: [suddenly remembering last night] Well at least Cassi and/or Wufei aren't. We should go and devolp those pics of Wufei before he wakes up.
Megami: Pictures?…[finally remembering]…oh yeah!! Let's go!
Megami promply fell over when she stood, but stayed up on the second try, so she figured she's good enough for driving.
Megami: TO THE BATMOBILE!!!
They quickly drove off, before anyone else got up.
~*~*~ Wufei's Bedroom, a.k.a. the shrine to Nataku ~*~*~
Wufei: AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!! WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING IN MY BEDROOM, ONNA?!?!
Cassi: What are you talking about? Hmm, this is your room? Could have fooled me, I would have thought I was in a temple. And will you please turn off that damn floodlight?!
Wufei: I don't own any frickin' floodlight!! I just opened the drapes!
Cassi: [after looking at Wufei] HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!
Wufei: What now, baka onna?
Cassi: [in between gasps for breath and laughter] G-go look in a-a mirror!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!
Wufei: [stumbled over to his mirror] AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! MAXWELL AND MEGAMI!!! GET YOUR ASSES UP HERE THIS INSTANT!!!! THIS IS INJUSTICE!!!!!
Heero: [opening bottle of Advil (( thank god for Advil!!)] Will you stop yelling already?!
Wufei: And what it I don—
Wufei clasped a hand over his mouth and ran to the nearest bathroom to puke up whatever was left in his stomach. Heero rolled his eyes and headed toward the kitchen to make some *strong* black coffee. Cassi was left in Wufei's bedroom to try to remember exactly what had happened last night.
~*~*~ One hour and fifteen minutes later ~*~*~
Duo: We're back!!! ^_^
Quatre: Where did you guys go?
Megami: One hour photo! ^_^
Wufei: Lemme see those pictures.
Wufei came out of the bathroom, his make-up all gone, but dressed in a bathrobe and only half of his hair taken out. The part that was taken out was *very* curly because of the little buns. He snatched the pictures and walked into the next room. After looking at them, Wufei took out a katana from who-knows-where and was about to begin shredding the pics, when suddenly Hime (A/N: Hime's another one of my friends. You can read her stuff under pen name: Hime Maxwell) appeared out of nowhere and grabbed them.
Hime: Oh, no, you don't!
Megami: Good save Hime! ^_^
Duo: Toss 'em here!
Hime threw the pics to Duo and the three of them ran outside.
Wufei: Get back here weaklings!!
Megami: Well, if we're so weak, you'll be able to catch us real soon!
Megami, Hime, and Duo ran all over Q's property and eventually met on the roof. Wufei gave up after a while and went back inside before anyone else saw him in his present condition.
Megami: We should post them on the internet!
Duo: Yeah!
Hime: We can put them on my website!
Duo: Then we can e-mail them to everyone!!!
Megami, Duo, Hime: Mwa ha ha ha ha ha ha!
After they were finished on the internet, M, H, and D-Chan came downstairs with big grins on their faces. At the kitchen table…
Cassi: Ugh, how come *you* guys don't have a hangover.
Megami, Duo: We did, but were able to shake it off.
Duo: It's just a natural talent, I guess.
Cassi: Where's that Advil?
Quatre: You already had a dose this morning and can't have *any* pain medication for 4 hrs.!
Cassi: [groan, slammed her head on the table]
Hime: Anyways…where's Wufei-chan?
Wufei: Right here, baka onna.
Wufei looked almost back to normal, except for his curly, very curly, hair. Megami and Hime started laughing when they saw it. Wufei just glared at them.
***BRING, BRING!!***
Trowa: Moshi, moshi?……Yeah, he's right here. Wufei, someone just called for you. Something about a website with intriguing pictures?…
Wufei whirled around to kill Duo, Megami, and Hime, but they were already long gone. With no one to kill, he stalked off to his room, ranting the entire way.
Trowa: [into the phone] Sorry, he can't come to the phone right now. Can I take a message…and what's the URL of that? I need to see what he's so mad about.
A/N: Yeah, I know the ending's kinda dumb, but I couldn't think of how to end it. Also, I would have gotten this up earlier, but it was finals week. For some reason, my parents think finals are more important than fan fiction. ::sigh:: Well, the good news is I think I passed them all, 'cept possible math. .
