Shohoku's Misfortune
Disclaimer: Sessha does not own slam dunk or any of its characters.
They all belong to Inoue Takehiko.
The bus ride home went smoother then expected. Sure, the bus did crash into a lamp post,
and the bus driver had literally lost him mind, and was now rocking himself at his seat.
But at least thy made it back to Shohoku high on time.
Akagi: * pant *
Anzai...
* pant *
sensei...
Anzai: Ohohoho...Akagi kun, what happened?
Akagi: * glares at the two who were the cause of this, before going on to tell Anzai sensei
everything *
Both Rukawa, and the chibi had a matching pair of black eyes. Rukawa's shirt was barely
clinging on to him, and literally by a thread, which somehow managed to survive the wrath
of a very angry chibi. Not to mention, because of Rukawa, shirt half off, the whole Shohoku
basketball team had to run back to school, in fear of being trampled by a mob of crazy Rukawa
fans.
Anzai: Ohohohoho...
Akagi: And on top of that, we have to pay for the damage of the bus, and the bus driver's
medical bill.
* glares at the chibi *
C. Sakuragi: It was not my fault...
Akagi: It was all your fault!
C. Sakuragi: * looks down *
Demo...
~Flash back~
C. Sakuragi: Ne, ne...
* pokes Rukawa *
Oniisan...
Rukawa: * tries to swat chibi away *
Leave me alone...
C. Sakuragi: Choco...ne...choco...* whine *
* tugs at the boy's hair *
Rukawa: Hanasei!
C. Sakuragi: * shakes his head and tugs at it harder *
Rukawa, loosing his patience, jumped on the chibi, attacking it.
C. Sakuragi: Itai!
Rukawa: Do'aho!
* poof *
Sakuragi: TEME KITSUNE!!
* poof *
When the bus driver saw this, he screamed, before they crashed into a lamp post. Lucky for
them, no one was hurt this time.
~
Anzai: Maa maa Akagi kun, by the way, where is the rest of the team?
Akagi: * looks around *
Eh?
Kaede: * comes in, dragging Ken and Kazuo *
Ken: Hanasei!
Kazuo: * recalls something the chibi does *
* bites Kaede's hand *
Kaede: * let's go of both boys *
Itai!!
Akagi: Grrrrrrrr......
C. Sakuragi: * covers his eyes *
That cannot be good...
* wham *
C. Sakuragi: * removes his hand *
That has got to hurt...
Mitsui: * practices some shots *
Hey, are you people tired already?!
Akagi: 'He still has energy after all the running we just did?'
Rukawa!
Rukawa: Hai!
Akagi: Go practice with him...
Rukawa: * shakes his head *
Akagi: Rukawa...
Rukawa: * turns around to walk out of the gym *
Mitsui, thinking that Rukawa was coming towards him to play, threw the ball at him. Unfortunately...
* whack! *
The next thing they all knew was Rukawa lying on the floor, swirly eyed...(hehe)
C. Sakuragi: Ahehehe....
When Rukawa didn't get up in the next 5 minutes, Mitsui, and the rest started to worry.
C. Sakuragi: * poke poke *
Is he dead?
Anzai: I think we'd better bring him to the hospital.
Akagi: Hai!
Mitsui!
Mitsui: Hai!
* runs out of the gym *
* crash *
Miyagi: Itai!
Mitsui: Miyagi, good, go back to the gym, now!
* gets up and runs to find a phone *
Miyagi: Mattaku...
'What's wrong now, can't a person get out of the bath without having to worry
about getting run
over?'
~ back at the gym~
Rukawa brigade: Wahhhh!!!! RUKAWA KUN, DAIJOUBU?!
Akagi: Can someone tell them to keep it down over there? They're probably one of the reason
why he doesn't want to get up.
All turn to stare at Kogure.
Kogure: Me?
* points to himself *
Everyone: * nods *
Kogure: Ahhh...this isn't going to be nice...
* walks towards the girls, fingers crossed *
C. Sakuragi: Good luck, Megane kun!
Kogure: * sweatdrop *
Rukawa was still lying on the floor, a big bruise, already formed on the side of his forehead.
Miyagi: * dries his hair *
Hey, you guys know why Mitsui was in such a hurry?
* Whack *
Ayako: Didn't Mitsui tell you to hurry back to the gym?
Miyagi: * teary eyed *
Yes, demo...demo...
Ayako: Ahhhh....not again....
C. Sakuragi: * tugs at Miyagi's sock *
Ne, will oniisan be okay?
Miyagi: * looks at the chibi, before bending down *
Hai, he will be...daijobu...
C. Sakuragi: * brightens up *
You think so...?
Miyagi: Hai! All of us do...
All look at the Miyagi, who carried the drowsy chibi in his arms. Not long after, C. Sakuragi
fell asleep.
Miyagi: Ahhhh!!!!
* looks at the chibi's head on his shoulder *
Ayako: Shhhh....do you want to wake him up?
Miyagi: Demo....
* points to his shoulder *
'And I just took a bath...'
C. Sakuragi was now drooling on the boy's shoulder, apparently, he learned a thing or two
from his 'oniisan' while they stayed together. ( The 'chibi' and Rukawa, not Sakuragi,
besides, the chibi does housework remember?)
Ayako: * snicker *
~ At the hospital later ~
Doctor: Hai, he will be okay, it's just a minor injury.
Everyone: Phew...
Doctor: But we will be keeping him here for a few days for observations. If you want, you
can go in and see him now.
Akagi: Hai, arigatou.
Doctor: * nods *
C. Sakuragi, Miyagi, Mitsui, Kaede and Akagi, all walk into the room, only to find Rukawa
putting on his normal shirt, and packing his things.
Akagi: What are you...
C. Sakuragi: * bounces towards Rukawa, jumping on the boy *
Rukawa: Hanasei!
C. Sakuragi: Oniisan, daijobu?
Rukawa: * stares at the chibi *
'Why is he being so nice to me all of a sudden?'
* nods, before trying to detach the chibi from his neck *
C. Sakuragi: Ahh...yogata...(???)
Rukawa: 'He's probably happy because as long as I'm alive, he'll have a lifetime supply
of chocolate.'
The rest just stood by laughing, wanting to remember the image of Rukawa, tugging at C. Sakuragi,
who seemed to have fastened himself to the poor boy's hair.
~*~*~*~*~
Hai, next chapter...ahhh....fic...ending...soon...* cry cry *...anyway...minna-san, pls r&r, ne?
Arigatou!
p/s: ds & dk sama usotsuki! maybe i was trying to 'kill' you, but it was using my computer the whole
time...:P Well, you did end up writing a review anyway, so...ahehehe...nevermind...
p/p/s: To Kitsune chyan, Dk, 8-san & Ds...I am not...NOT...Mrs Sakuragi!!!
Disclaimer: Sessha does not own slam dunk or any of its characters.
They all belong to Inoue Takehiko.
The bus ride home went smoother then expected. Sure, the bus did crash into a lamp post,
and the bus driver had literally lost him mind, and was now rocking himself at his seat.
But at least thy made it back to Shohoku high on time.
Akagi: * pant *
Anzai...
* pant *
sensei...
Anzai: Ohohoho...Akagi kun, what happened?
Akagi: * glares at the two who were the cause of this, before going on to tell Anzai sensei
everything *
Both Rukawa, and the chibi had a matching pair of black eyes. Rukawa's shirt was barely
clinging on to him, and literally by a thread, which somehow managed to survive the wrath
of a very angry chibi. Not to mention, because of Rukawa, shirt half off, the whole Shohoku
basketball team had to run back to school, in fear of being trampled by a mob of crazy Rukawa
fans.
Anzai: Ohohohoho...
Akagi: And on top of that, we have to pay for the damage of the bus, and the bus driver's
medical bill.
* glares at the chibi *
C. Sakuragi: It was not my fault...
Akagi: It was all your fault!
C. Sakuragi: * looks down *
Demo...
~Flash back~
C. Sakuragi: Ne, ne...
* pokes Rukawa *
Oniisan...
Rukawa: * tries to swat chibi away *
Leave me alone...
C. Sakuragi: Choco...ne...choco...* whine *
* tugs at the boy's hair *
Rukawa: Hanasei!
C. Sakuragi: * shakes his head and tugs at it harder *
Rukawa, loosing his patience, jumped on the chibi, attacking it.
C. Sakuragi: Itai!
Rukawa: Do'aho!
* poof *
Sakuragi: TEME KITSUNE!!
* poof *
When the bus driver saw this, he screamed, before they crashed into a lamp post. Lucky for
them, no one was hurt this time.
~
Anzai: Maa maa Akagi kun, by the way, where is the rest of the team?
Akagi: * looks around *
Eh?
Kaede: * comes in, dragging Ken and Kazuo *
Ken: Hanasei!
Kazuo: * recalls something the chibi does *
* bites Kaede's hand *
Kaede: * let's go of both boys *
Itai!!
Akagi: Grrrrrrrr......
C. Sakuragi: * covers his eyes *
That cannot be good...
* wham *
C. Sakuragi: * removes his hand *
That has got to hurt...
Mitsui: * practices some shots *
Hey, are you people tired already?!
Akagi: 'He still has energy after all the running we just did?'
Rukawa!
Rukawa: Hai!
Akagi: Go practice with him...
Rukawa: * shakes his head *
Akagi: Rukawa...
Rukawa: * turns around to walk out of the gym *
Mitsui, thinking that Rukawa was coming towards him to play, threw the ball at him. Unfortunately...
* whack! *
The next thing they all knew was Rukawa lying on the floor, swirly eyed...(hehe)
C. Sakuragi: Ahehehe....
When Rukawa didn't get up in the next 5 minutes, Mitsui, and the rest started to worry.
C. Sakuragi: * poke poke *
Is he dead?
Anzai: I think we'd better bring him to the hospital.
Akagi: Hai!
Mitsui!
Mitsui: Hai!
* runs out of the gym *
* crash *
Miyagi: Itai!
Mitsui: Miyagi, good, go back to the gym, now!
* gets up and runs to find a phone *
Miyagi: Mattaku...
'What's wrong now, can't a person get out of the bath without having to worry
about getting run
over?'
~ back at the gym~
Rukawa brigade: Wahhhh!!!! RUKAWA KUN, DAIJOUBU?!
Akagi: Can someone tell them to keep it down over there? They're probably one of the reason
why he doesn't want to get up.
All turn to stare at Kogure.
Kogure: Me?
* points to himself *
Everyone: * nods *
Kogure: Ahhh...this isn't going to be nice...
* walks towards the girls, fingers crossed *
C. Sakuragi: Good luck, Megane kun!
Kogure: * sweatdrop *
Rukawa was still lying on the floor, a big bruise, already formed on the side of his forehead.
Miyagi: * dries his hair *
Hey, you guys know why Mitsui was in such a hurry?
* Whack *
Ayako: Didn't Mitsui tell you to hurry back to the gym?
Miyagi: * teary eyed *
Yes, demo...demo...
Ayako: Ahhhh....not again....
C. Sakuragi: * tugs at Miyagi's sock *
Ne, will oniisan be okay?
Miyagi: * looks at the chibi, before bending down *
Hai, he will be...daijobu...
C. Sakuragi: * brightens up *
You think so...?
Miyagi: Hai! All of us do...
All look at the Miyagi, who carried the drowsy chibi in his arms. Not long after, C. Sakuragi
fell asleep.
Miyagi: Ahhhh!!!!
* looks at the chibi's head on his shoulder *
Ayako: Shhhh....do you want to wake him up?
Miyagi: Demo....
* points to his shoulder *
'And I just took a bath...'
C. Sakuragi was now drooling on the boy's shoulder, apparently, he learned a thing or two
from his 'oniisan' while they stayed together. ( The 'chibi' and Rukawa, not Sakuragi,
besides, the chibi does housework remember?)
Ayako: * snicker *
~ At the hospital later ~
Doctor: Hai, he will be okay, it's just a minor injury.
Everyone: Phew...
Doctor: But we will be keeping him here for a few days for observations. If you want, you
can go in and see him now.
Akagi: Hai, arigatou.
Doctor: * nods *
C. Sakuragi, Miyagi, Mitsui, Kaede and Akagi, all walk into the room, only to find Rukawa
putting on his normal shirt, and packing his things.
Akagi: What are you...
C. Sakuragi: * bounces towards Rukawa, jumping on the boy *
Rukawa: Hanasei!
C. Sakuragi: Oniisan, daijobu?
Rukawa: * stares at the chibi *
'Why is he being so nice to me all of a sudden?'
* nods, before trying to detach the chibi from his neck *
C. Sakuragi: Ahh...yogata...(???)
Rukawa: 'He's probably happy because as long as I'm alive, he'll have a lifetime supply
of chocolate.'
The rest just stood by laughing, wanting to remember the image of Rukawa, tugging at C. Sakuragi,
who seemed to have fastened himself to the poor boy's hair.
~*~*~*~*~
Hai, next chapter...ahhh....fic...ending...soon...* cry cry *...anyway...minna-san, pls r&r, ne?
Arigatou!
p/s: ds & dk sama usotsuki! maybe i was trying to 'kill' you, but it was using my computer the whole
time...:P Well, you did end up writing a review anyway, so...ahehehe...nevermind...
p/p/s: To Kitsune chyan, Dk, 8-san & Ds...I am not...NOT...Mrs Sakuragi!!!
