Shohoku's Misfortune
Disclaimer: Sessha does not own slam dunk or any of its characters.
They all belong to Inoue Takehiko.
~The next day~
During practice...
Sakuragi: Teme Kitsune!
Everyone stands by, waiting for a chibi to appear, but nothing happens...
Rukawa: * evil grin *
Ayako: Huh?!
Miyagi: They're cured!
Rukawa: Do'aho!
* poof *
Everyone: * sweatdrop *
Anzai: Ohohoho...it seems that only Rukawa is cured...
C. Sakuragi: Hey!
Kaede: This is confusing...
Mitsui: Yare yare...
Miyagi: It might be because of the hit he received in the head yesterday.
* nudge nudge *
Mitsui: It was not on purpose!
Miyagi: Yeah right...
* turns to walk away *
Mitsui: Honto...
Miyagi: Hai hai
Mitsui: But...but...
Rukawa: * walks past Mitsui *
Arigatou...
Mitsui: * confused *
Huh?
Rukawa: * turns around and grins *
Mitsui: What is he thinking?
Miyagi: Yosh!
Assemble!
~ After practice ~
C. Sakuragi: Aaaaa...I'm so tired...
Rukawa: Quit whining and hurry up.
C. Sakuragi: Hmmm? For what?
Rukawa: I want to get home early today.
C. Sakuragi: Hai hai...just a little while more...
Rukawa: * shakes his head *
C. Sakuragi: * ignores him *
Rukawa: Fine!
* picks up the chibi by the leg, and swings it over his back *
C. Sakuragi: Hanasei!
* turns blue *
Blood...is flowing to...quickly to...head...
Rukawa: Mattaku...
* opens his duffle bag and shoves the chibi in, leaving it a little open for air *
C. Sakuragi: * breathe *
Air....
~Back 'home'~
Rukawa's house was not exactly what most people would expect it to be. As in it was spotless.
After the chibi had arrived, C. Sakuragi almost fainted at the condition the house was in,
and just 'had' to do something.
~flash back~
Rukawa: What do you think you're doing?
* picks up the chibi *
C. Sakuragi: * holds up the duster in his hand *
Cleaning.
Rukawa: Whatever you do, don't go into my room.
C. Sakuragi: Hai hai...
* nods *
Rukawa: * walks to the door *
C. Sakuragi: Eh? Where are you going?
Rukawa: To get dinner.
C. Sakuragi: Already taken care of that.
Rukawa: Huh?
C. Sakuragi pushes Rukawa (more like Rukawa's feet) into the kitchen.
Rukawa: * eyes pop *
What is this?
C. Sakuragi: Choco salad, choco coated fruits, spaghetti covered with choco sauce...
* drool *
Rukawa: Mental note...never let him near the kitchen.
C. Sakuragi: Ne, sit...
* drags the poor boy to the chair *
Rukawa: Iieda (sp??)
C. Sakuragi: * goes teary eyed *
Rukawa: 'You have to be kidding me...'
Fine!
C. Sakuragi: Honto?!
Rukawa: * nods and sits down *
C. Sakuragi: Yea!!
After that meal, Rukawa had stomach aches for almost the whole week.
~
Rukawa: * notices C. Sakuragi bouncing towards the kitchen *
No you don't!
* picks the chibi up *
C. Sakuragi: * pouts *
Hn!
Rukawa: * puts the chibi on the chair *
Stay there!
* walks into the kitchen *
C. Sakuragi: Hai hai...
* bounces towards the computer *
The chibi slowly moved his hands across the keyboard, typing and moving the mouse at the
same time. (I wonder how something with stumpy hands do that??...hehe)
In no time, Rukawa came out of the kitchen with a bowl of instance noodles, and what else,
a bag of chocolate.
C. Sakuragi: * sniff sniff *
Choco!
* bounces towards Rukawa *
Rukawa: Chotto matte!
C. Sakuragi: Ne, oniisan, choco...ne choco....
Rukawa: * places the things on table *
Matte!
C. Sakuragi: Hn!
* let's himself fall to the floor *
Rukawa: Hai...
* throws the chibi a bar *
C. Sakuragi: * catches it *
Yea!!
* gulps the whole thing down *
Rukawa: * sweatdrop *
'And I haven't even picked up my own dinner yet...'
C. Sakuragi: * tugs at Rukawa'a pants *
Ne, chocoo....chooocoooooo....
* whack! *
C. Sakuragi: Orrrooooo....
Rukawa had finally lost his patience, and threw the whole bag at the chibi, squashing it.
Rukawa: 'Peace and quiet...'
C. Sakuragi: * under the bag *
Ta....su...ke...te...
* twitch twitch *
Rukawa ignores the chibi, and switches the television on, drowning out the chibi's cries
for help.
Rukawa: Now, back to dinner...
~Owari~
Don't kill me...i know I'm really bad at ending fics...lol...Arigatou minna-san, for reading,
pls r&r ne?
Arigatou ...
Dk, lol, for including me in your fic, onegai tsugi, ne?
Kitsune chyan, gambette ne? be waiting for the rest of both of your fics ;)
Ano...etoo....Arigatou to all the reviewers too, honto ni arigatou...
Well, * cry cry * I guess it's back to the books for me...* sniff sniff *...Ja ne!
(Until my next SD fic that is....* evil grin * )
Disclaimer: Sessha does not own slam dunk or any of its characters.
They all belong to Inoue Takehiko.
~The next day~
During practice...
Sakuragi: Teme Kitsune!
Everyone stands by, waiting for a chibi to appear, but nothing happens...
Rukawa: * evil grin *
Ayako: Huh?!
Miyagi: They're cured!
Rukawa: Do'aho!
* poof *
Everyone: * sweatdrop *
Anzai: Ohohoho...it seems that only Rukawa is cured...
C. Sakuragi: Hey!
Kaede: This is confusing...
Mitsui: Yare yare...
Miyagi: It might be because of the hit he received in the head yesterday.
* nudge nudge *
Mitsui: It was not on purpose!
Miyagi: Yeah right...
* turns to walk away *
Mitsui: Honto...
Miyagi: Hai hai
Mitsui: But...but...
Rukawa: * walks past Mitsui *
Arigatou...
Mitsui: * confused *
Huh?
Rukawa: * turns around and grins *
Mitsui: What is he thinking?
Miyagi: Yosh!
Assemble!
~ After practice ~
C. Sakuragi: Aaaaa...I'm so tired...
Rukawa: Quit whining and hurry up.
C. Sakuragi: Hmmm? For what?
Rukawa: I want to get home early today.
C. Sakuragi: Hai hai...just a little while more...
Rukawa: * shakes his head *
C. Sakuragi: * ignores him *
Rukawa: Fine!
* picks up the chibi by the leg, and swings it over his back *
C. Sakuragi: Hanasei!
* turns blue *
Blood...is flowing to...quickly to...head...
Rukawa: Mattaku...
* opens his duffle bag and shoves the chibi in, leaving it a little open for air *
C. Sakuragi: * breathe *
Air....
~Back 'home'~
Rukawa's house was not exactly what most people would expect it to be. As in it was spotless.
After the chibi had arrived, C. Sakuragi almost fainted at the condition the house was in,
and just 'had' to do something.
~flash back~
Rukawa: What do you think you're doing?
* picks up the chibi *
C. Sakuragi: * holds up the duster in his hand *
Cleaning.
Rukawa: Whatever you do, don't go into my room.
C. Sakuragi: Hai hai...
* nods *
Rukawa: * walks to the door *
C. Sakuragi: Eh? Where are you going?
Rukawa: To get dinner.
C. Sakuragi: Already taken care of that.
Rukawa: Huh?
C. Sakuragi pushes Rukawa (more like Rukawa's feet) into the kitchen.
Rukawa: * eyes pop *
What is this?
C. Sakuragi: Choco salad, choco coated fruits, spaghetti covered with choco sauce...
* drool *
Rukawa: Mental note...never let him near the kitchen.
C. Sakuragi: Ne, sit...
* drags the poor boy to the chair *
Rukawa: Iieda (sp??)
C. Sakuragi: * goes teary eyed *
Rukawa: 'You have to be kidding me...'
Fine!
C. Sakuragi: Honto?!
Rukawa: * nods and sits down *
C. Sakuragi: Yea!!
After that meal, Rukawa had stomach aches for almost the whole week.
~
Rukawa: * notices C. Sakuragi bouncing towards the kitchen *
No you don't!
* picks the chibi up *
C. Sakuragi: * pouts *
Hn!
Rukawa: * puts the chibi on the chair *
Stay there!
* walks into the kitchen *
C. Sakuragi: Hai hai...
* bounces towards the computer *
The chibi slowly moved his hands across the keyboard, typing and moving the mouse at the
same time. (I wonder how something with stumpy hands do that??...hehe)
In no time, Rukawa came out of the kitchen with a bowl of instance noodles, and what else,
a bag of chocolate.
C. Sakuragi: * sniff sniff *
Choco!
* bounces towards Rukawa *
Rukawa: Chotto matte!
C. Sakuragi: Ne, oniisan, choco...ne choco....
Rukawa: * places the things on table *
Matte!
C. Sakuragi: Hn!
* let's himself fall to the floor *
Rukawa: Hai...
* throws the chibi a bar *
C. Sakuragi: * catches it *
Yea!!
* gulps the whole thing down *
Rukawa: * sweatdrop *
'And I haven't even picked up my own dinner yet...'
C. Sakuragi: * tugs at Rukawa'a pants *
Ne, chocoo....chooocoooooo....
* whack! *
C. Sakuragi: Orrrooooo....
Rukawa had finally lost his patience, and threw the whole bag at the chibi, squashing it.
Rukawa: 'Peace and quiet...'
C. Sakuragi: * under the bag *
Ta....su...ke...te...
* twitch twitch *
Rukawa ignores the chibi, and switches the television on, drowning out the chibi's cries
for help.
Rukawa: Now, back to dinner...
~Owari~
Don't kill me...i know I'm really bad at ending fics...lol...Arigatou minna-san, for reading,
pls r&r ne?
Arigatou ...
Dk, lol, for including me in your fic, onegai tsugi, ne?
Kitsune chyan, gambette ne? be waiting for the rest of both of your fics ;)
Ano...etoo....Arigatou to all the reviewers too, honto ni arigatou...
Well, * cry cry * I guess it's back to the books for me...* sniff sniff *...Ja ne!
(Until my next SD fic that is....* evil grin * )
