Authors Notes: This is from both Mr. Nun Baby and Mr. Chow Chow. This is crazed story we made up at like… 12 A.M. So…we're like really hyper….and we can type! YAY! …Anyway. Did I mention that we were hyper? Yeah… Mr. Chow Chow is dying like….right beside me. It's scary…But that's okay. NOW. Before Mr. Chow Chow goes crazy about how I defied her authority… And Mr. Nun Baby is consuming the keyboard….ON WITH THE STORY.
The phone rang.
I picked it up.
I thought it was the fog, but it was my homie Voldie. I knew it was, because I have caller ID. "Yo what's up Voldie?! What you be wanting?"
There was silence on the other line.
Ten minutes later: "I know what you did last summer."
"Really, because I forget!"
"Meet me in the forbidden forest."
So, what did I do? I went to the forbidden forest like a freaking idiot, to go meet my homie brotha Voldie.
On my way, I saw some frog hop by, then all of a sudden, POOF! The frog became so big it consumed the whole sky! I looked at it, and it was Trevor the Toad.
Then my homie Voldie appeared. I knew it was him, because I have caller ID.
Then the fog regurgitated Trevor, because it consumed him, but I forgot to tell you that. Then my homie Voldie teamed up with Trevor, then clothe-lined me, and I died.
Then I saw the light, and I remember to go to the light. Mr. Nun Baby was calling to me. I knew it was Mr. Nun Baby because I have caller ID.
"Haaaarrrryyyy Poooottteeeerr…."
"I''mmmmm Harrrryyy Pottttteeer….."
I went for the light, then someone flicked the switch and the light went out! AHHHHHH! Then I called: "Mrrrr. Nuuuunnnn Baaabbbyyyy…."
But the light had turned him off too! AHHH!
Then I died, but I was already dead…Interesting…
And then Suddenly
The End
