!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!DISCALIMER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I did not create all the characters in this fic. The only one I did make up Kolisifo. But, since I am making no money off of it, YOU CAN'T SUE ME AKIRA TORIYAMA, I say this with the utmost respect for the guy, my hero!- (^_^)-. Another thing is that I CHANGED A LOT OF THINGS. gfOR EXAMPLE, I know that a fused Namekian cannot change back to himself, and back again, so don't think that I am stupid, KAY!
--------------------------SSJ CHAOZU PART II----------------------------
------------------------------THE ESCAPE!---------------------------------
In the last part of SSJ Chaozu, Dende had just had a child, named Kolisifo. After Gokou found out that he wasn't completely compitant, I ended the story. ENJOY (^_^)! oh yeah, one last thing, this is my third fanfic I ever wrote, so if you have to do a review, please do not make it insulting!
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CHAPTER 1
THE DOWNLOAD
"He is competant, he just dosn't know what anything on Earth is. O r what Earth is for that matter!" said Dende, who just had a kid.
"What the heck is Earth I said, I wanna know, I wanna know.~_~.!" Kolisifo bagan to weep like a little baby, pounding his feet and fists.
"Stop it. I am going to transfer the ability to fly a ship into you! Now hold still, this will only take a moment." Dende reached out, and touched Kolisifo in both the temples, Kolisifo's eyes turned white, then blue, soon, he was done. When Dende romoved his hands from his temples, he fell to the ground, twitching with the suddon download of information.
"Um. Dende, is he gonna be alright? He's twitchin' alot!" said Gohan, with a worried look on his face.
"Yeah Dende, He doesn't look so good, I think he has epilepsie or something." said Gokou.
"He's fine, that's just what happens when you learn something really big, the Japanese language isn't very big, it would be big if I tought him how to write it at the same time." Dende said, and didn't look very worried at all. All of a sudden, Kolisifo stood up.
"Kay, now I want to make the trip back to earth to get Kame! Now where is his ship at?"
CHAPTER 2
THE JOURNY TO A STRANGE PLANET
"Wow, this S-P-A-C-E thing is pretty big, I think I like being a space traveler!" said Kolisifo, who was on his way to fuse Kame. With him are Bulma, and Piccollo, who left to seek advise from the great Kame. Bulma just wants to go home, and get spoiled by 'daddy'.
"So, you ever flew before?" said Bulma, who likes to ask stupid questions.
"I was just born wierd blue head girl, how could I have flown a spacecraft in the few days I was born?" Kolisifo said, he look really confused -.-
"Yeah bulma, that was pretty stupid, you even witnessed his birth, are you some kind of moron or something?" said Piccollo.
"Pipe down you idiot, I'm beutiful, so that completly makes up for it!" Bulma reached out, and popped Piccollo in the head. Piccollo started to sweat a little comical anime bead of sweat.
"We are near that strange planet, is it E-A-R-T-H, is taht the planet your friend, spiky hair man speaks of?" said Kolisifo.
"Yeah that's it Kolisifo, you did it! Now land her right there!" said Bulma, bossy as usual.
"The ship is in-animate, yet you assigned it a human gender, why is that wierd blu..." he was cut short by Bulma.
"JUST LAND THE STINKING SHIP YOU GREEN BABY TURD!" Bulma screamed at the little Namekian, who didn't really do anything except peeve Bulma off.
"Leave him alone Bulma, he doesn't know any better!" announced Piccollo.
"Yes I do, I'm just really annoying by nature" said Kolisifo, as the others stared at him with comical anime frustrated looks -('_')- -('_')-
The ship landed on Kame's floating watching place. Kolisifo immediatly ran over to Kame, andgave him a hug.
"Who is this wierd green guy who looks like me?" said Kame, who the only other Namekian he has ever seen was his semi-evil son Piccollo.
"That's Kolisifo, he's a new born Namekian straight from the mouth of another Namekian!" said Bulma, with an excited look on her face ^_^.
"Ahh, get it off me, get it off me Piccollo, he's trying to merge, what a wierdo, get it off!" said Kame, not knowing what the plan was.
"HURRY FUSE, QUICK, AND BRING THE DRAGON STATUE TO NAMEK, WE HAVE A RACE TO SAVE!" shouted Kolisifo, who was excited to see another Namekian, other than his father of course!
CHAPTER 3
BACK AND BACK AGAIN!
"Wow, hi Kolime!" said Gokou, hmm, we've heard this before haven't we?!
"What, no, I'm still Kame!" said Kolisime, er I mean Kame, with an embarraced look on his face O_O. Then, Kame began to morph into Kolisifo!
"My father taught me how to still be me after a fusion! Whenever I see fit, I can change back into me! Okay, you can come out now Kame!" said Kolisifo. Then he changed back into Kame.
"He's not supposed to be able to do that!" shouted Kame, in pain from the transformation, which obviously doesn't feel very good.
"Hey Gokou, on the way in, we realized that Namek was a little samller, why is that Gokou?" said Bulma, who saomehow was the only person who by now hadn't realized that about half the planet was destroyed!
"Yeah, I was meaning to tell you, but I thought you'd notice on your own. Chaozu has been tearing the planet up looking for me, he somehow sensed my chi, even though I have brought it down as low as I can, I guess being a super saiyajin sharpens your senses a little huh!?" said Gokou, in complete and utter confusion taht Bulma didn't figure out on her own that the planet was all ripped up. Even the scenery was screwed beyond belief.
"Hurry, hop on the ship Gokou, If you don't, Chaozu will find you and kill you!" shouted Piccollo. He was now in disbelief that Gokou was actually stupid enough to not get on the ship when it landed!
They all stepped on board the Namekian ship, and set off for Earth, Chaozu was left behind on Namek, he will keep searching forever, or will he?
IF YOU NOTICED, I ENDED THIS A LITTLE EARLY, THAT IS BECAUSE IT IS TO BE COMPLETED IN THE NEXT ISSUE OF
---------------------------------SSJ CHAOZU!----------------------------
I did not create all the characters in this fic. The only one I did make up Kolisifo. But, since I am making no money off of it, YOU CAN'T SUE ME AKIRA TORIYAMA, I say this with the utmost respect for the guy, my hero!- (^_^)-. Another thing is that I CHANGED A LOT OF THINGS. gfOR EXAMPLE, I know that a fused Namekian cannot change back to himself, and back again, so don't think that I am stupid, KAY!
--------------------------SSJ CHAOZU PART II----------------------------
------------------------------THE ESCAPE!---------------------------------
In the last part of SSJ Chaozu, Dende had just had a child, named Kolisifo. After Gokou found out that he wasn't completely compitant, I ended the story. ENJOY (^_^)! oh yeah, one last thing, this is my third fanfic I ever wrote, so if you have to do a review, please do not make it insulting!
-------------------
CHAPTER 1
THE DOWNLOAD
"He is competant, he just dosn't know what anything on Earth is. O r what Earth is for that matter!" said Dende, who just had a kid.
"What the heck is Earth I said, I wanna know, I wanna know.~_~.!" Kolisifo bagan to weep like a little baby, pounding his feet and fists.
"Stop it. I am going to transfer the ability to fly a ship into you! Now hold still, this will only take a moment." Dende reached out, and touched Kolisifo in both the temples, Kolisifo's eyes turned white, then blue, soon, he was done. When Dende romoved his hands from his temples, he fell to the ground, twitching with the suddon download of information.
"Um. Dende, is he gonna be alright? He's twitchin' alot!" said Gohan, with a worried look on his face.
"Yeah Dende, He doesn't look so good, I think he has epilepsie or something." said Gokou.
"He's fine, that's just what happens when you learn something really big, the Japanese language isn't very big, it would be big if I tought him how to write it at the same time." Dende said, and didn't look very worried at all. All of a sudden, Kolisifo stood up.
"Kay, now I want to make the trip back to earth to get Kame! Now where is his ship at?"
CHAPTER 2
THE JOURNY TO A STRANGE PLANET
"Wow, this S-P-A-C-E thing is pretty big, I think I like being a space traveler!" said Kolisifo, who was on his way to fuse Kame. With him are Bulma, and Piccollo, who left to seek advise from the great Kame. Bulma just wants to go home, and get spoiled by 'daddy'.
"So, you ever flew before?" said Bulma, who likes to ask stupid questions.
"I was just born wierd blue head girl, how could I have flown a spacecraft in the few days I was born?" Kolisifo said, he look really confused -.-
"Yeah bulma, that was pretty stupid, you even witnessed his birth, are you some kind of moron or something?" said Piccollo.
"Pipe down you idiot, I'm beutiful, so that completly makes up for it!" Bulma reached out, and popped Piccollo in the head. Piccollo started to sweat a little comical anime bead of sweat.
"We are near that strange planet, is it E-A-R-T-H, is taht the planet your friend, spiky hair man speaks of?" said Kolisifo.
"Yeah that's it Kolisifo, you did it! Now land her right there!" said Bulma, bossy as usual.
"The ship is in-animate, yet you assigned it a human gender, why is that wierd blu..." he was cut short by Bulma.
"JUST LAND THE STINKING SHIP YOU GREEN BABY TURD!" Bulma screamed at the little Namekian, who didn't really do anything except peeve Bulma off.
"Leave him alone Bulma, he doesn't know any better!" announced Piccollo.
"Yes I do, I'm just really annoying by nature" said Kolisifo, as the others stared at him with comical anime frustrated looks -('_')- -('_')-
The ship landed on Kame's floating watching place. Kolisifo immediatly ran over to Kame, andgave him a hug.
"Who is this wierd green guy who looks like me?" said Kame, who the only other Namekian he has ever seen was his semi-evil son Piccollo.
"That's Kolisifo, he's a new born Namekian straight from the mouth of another Namekian!" said Bulma, with an excited look on her face ^_^.
"Ahh, get it off me, get it off me Piccollo, he's trying to merge, what a wierdo, get it off!" said Kame, not knowing what the plan was.
"HURRY FUSE, QUICK, AND BRING THE DRAGON STATUE TO NAMEK, WE HAVE A RACE TO SAVE!" shouted Kolisifo, who was excited to see another Namekian, other than his father of course!
CHAPTER 3
BACK AND BACK AGAIN!
"Wow, hi Kolime!" said Gokou, hmm, we've heard this before haven't we?!
"What, no, I'm still Kame!" said Kolisime, er I mean Kame, with an embarraced look on his face O_O. Then, Kame began to morph into Kolisifo!
"My father taught me how to still be me after a fusion! Whenever I see fit, I can change back into me! Okay, you can come out now Kame!" said Kolisifo. Then he changed back into Kame.
"He's not supposed to be able to do that!" shouted Kame, in pain from the transformation, which obviously doesn't feel very good.
"Hey Gokou, on the way in, we realized that Namek was a little samller, why is that Gokou?" said Bulma, who saomehow was the only person who by now hadn't realized that about half the planet was destroyed!
"Yeah, I was meaning to tell you, but I thought you'd notice on your own. Chaozu has been tearing the planet up looking for me, he somehow sensed my chi, even though I have brought it down as low as I can, I guess being a super saiyajin sharpens your senses a little huh!?" said Gokou, in complete and utter confusion taht Bulma didn't figure out on her own that the planet was all ripped up. Even the scenery was screwed beyond belief.
"Hurry, hop on the ship Gokou, If you don't, Chaozu will find you and kill you!" shouted Piccollo. He was now in disbelief that Gokou was actually stupid enough to not get on the ship when it landed!
They all stepped on board the Namekian ship, and set off for Earth, Chaozu was left behind on Namek, he will keep searching forever, or will he?
IF YOU NOTICED, I ENDED THIS A LITTLE EARLY, THAT IS BECAUSE IT IS TO BE COMPLETED IN THE NEXT ISSUE OF
---------------------------------SSJ CHAOZU!----------------------------
