Hiame and Kinumi's Stupid Story
This story started during summer school in the year 2000, and it doesn't look like it's going to stop anytime soon! It was just a stupid thing we started, passing a notebook around back and forth when we were in the writing mood. This story is not meant to have any semblance to a plot, and we really LIKE most of the characters (Except Relena and Miaka) but killed off most our favorites. It starts out with just Sailor Moon and Gundam Wing, but more anime will be coming later, such as Evangelion, Ronin Warriors, Rurouni Kenshin, Fushigi yuugi, DNA2, Sorcerer Hunters, and more. Also some of the information that we write in here are wrong. There will be odd family trees and lots of love triangles. There might even be unnecessary incest and other type of love. When the names change at the beginning of a section, it is indicating who wrote what. Please R & R!!!
Hiame:
Usagi walked in her room to get ready for bed. "Omigod! What happed to my room?" Her room was a mess! She looked around to see if she could find anything around to give her a clue of what had happened. Her eyes fell upon a note on her bed. The note was neatly folded and set upon the messed up bed. Usagi picked it up and read it: "Sorry for the mess, I hope you don't work too hard on cleaning it up. I just needed to get something that me and my buddies needed." Usagi wondered what the person could have wanted. Then she gasped and ran towards her make up box. "Oh God! Please! Don't let it be missing!" Just then Luna ran in with a startled look on her face. "What is the matter Usagi?" she asked as the young girl started to cry. "Luna! They took it! They took my locket!" she cried out as she grabbed the startled cat. "What!! Nooooooo!" cried Luna.
Meanwhile at the Winner Manor...
Heero was typing away at his laptop. He looked up at the clock. "Damn that baka, he is an hour late." he said to himself. It was unlike Duo to be late. Heero switched off his laptop and walked downstairs. He was hungry. He heard noises coming out of the kitchen. Heero was suspicious and pulled out his handgun. He slowly walked towards the kitchen, ready to fire at any moment. Then he turned and pointed his gun at...TROWA AND QUATRE!?!?! They were doing something! Heero put gun down and stared as Quatre jumped down off the counter zipping his pants up and Trowa wiping his mouth from...well...I won't go there. Heero turned away and walked out of the kitchen. He had lost his appetite.
***Usagi couldn't believe it. She called Ami over and the rest of the Sailor Senshi. Ami was typing away on her little computer. Then she raised her head and looked up at Usagi. "I have located where your locket is." said Ami softly. "WHERE!! WHERE IS IT!!! WHO TOOK IT?!" Usagi nearly jumped on Ami. "Its at the Winner Manor."
"Damn. Duo is sooo late! I think I will have to shoot him when he comes," said Heero to himself as he turned his laptop on. Just then the door to his room crashed open. "I got it Heero-chan! Here it is!" said the young enthusiastic pilot of the Shinigami. "Now, for my reward," said Duo as he jumped on the bed. Heero looked at him and raised an eyebrow, and then took the locket and opened it. He smiled and turned to type on the computer. Duo sighed and lay there.
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Kinumi:
"Is this it?" Minako asked, awed at the large mansion. "Yeah." Ami replied, typing furiously on her computer. "Well, let's go in!" Makoto said angrily, stalking towards the front door. "Mako-chan wait!" Usagi protested. But it was too late. Makoto kicked open the front door. Everyone crowded in, to find Quatre and Trowa making out on a nearby table. "Fuck!" Quatre cried. "Why does everyone walk in on us all the time?!" Wufei walked down the stairs at that moment. "Try your BEDROOM, you ass." Quatre glared at him while Trowa blinked absently. Wufei turned to the five women now occupying the room. "Who the hell are you?"
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Hiame:
"I am Sailor--" Rei was cut off by a strange feeling. She whirled around to find a young man looking at her; he was dressed in priest's clothing with black pants. He had a cross on his necklace and a black hat. "What are these ladies doing here?" asked Duo. Duo looked at each of the young women and nearly screamed when he saw Usagi. "Hey!" cried Usagi as she ran after the young pilot. Duo ran behind Wufei who was bewildered at the scene he just witnessed. Duo stood behind him and used Wufei as a barrier between the enraged Usagi. "I KNOW YOU TOOK MY LOCKET!!! GIVE IT BACK YOU-" Usagi was interrupted by a young man with cold eyes. "What is going on?" asked Heero. "Hey this woman is trying to kill me!" cried Duo as he ran towards Heero. Heero looked down at Usagi who glared back. "That asshole took my locket!! We are here to get it back!" said Usagi. By now Minako was flirting with Trowa and Quatre was getting mad.
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Kinumi:
Ami was reading a book she found on one of the shelves, and Makoto had picked up Wufei's sword. "Hey!!" Wufei yelled. "Put that down, onna!" Makoto looked at him, her eyes blazing with an emerald fire. "W-W-What did you say?" she sputtered. Wufei glared at her. "A woman shouldn't touch a man's sword." he said. Makoto tossed the sword on a nearby couch. "That's right!" she said. "We can use our bare hands!!" she grabbed Wufei by his shirt and lifted him off the ground. "Put me down, onna!" Wufei protested. "Not until I get an apology!" Makoto demanded. "Never!!" Wufei shouted. "Mako-chan!" came Rei's horrified cry. "For God sakes put him down!" The Amazon woman dropped him, and he crumpled to the ground in a heap. Rei began to chide Makoto. "Jeez, can't you go anywhere without getting into trouble??" Makoto sniffed and didn't answer. "Leave him alone!" came Quatre's horrified cry. Minako was flirting shamelessly with Trowa. "Oh, your hair is so cool, except how do you see?" she asked. Trowa blinked and gave her a vacant stare. Quatre was boiling with rage. Before he even knew what he was doing, he slapped Minako in the face. Minako reeled back, her hand over the scarlet handprint on her face. "How. Dare. You." She said slowly. Quatre tried to step back but he tripped over his feet. "I-I-I'm sorry!" he stammered, backing away from the crazy girl. Minako's fingers curled up into claws. "Get him, Minako-chan!" Makoto yelled. "No, stop it!!" Rei cried, stepping in between Minako and Quatre. "Minako-chan, just wait for Usagi-chan to get here!" "He. Slapped. Me." Minako said. Quatre whimpered and scooted back until he was against the wall.
"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!" came Duo's horrified cry. Everyone ran into the room where Usagi was chasing Duo around the table while Heero watched, obviously amused. "Heero-chan made me do iiiiiiiiiit!" Duo wailed. "Usagi- chan!" Rei cried. Usagi stopped running and Duo accidentally ran into her and they both fell over in a tangle of limbs. "GIVE IT BACK!!!" Usagi yelled. "Or I'll sic Chibi-usa-chan on you!!" An impossibly pink, disgustingly cute little girl popped up out of nowhere. "Hiya!!" she said cheerfully. "My name is Chibi-usa and I'm so cute that no one can stand me!" "AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!" the five Gundam pilots screamed. Chibi- usa had latched onto Duo's leg. "You're cute!" she cried. "Will you marry me? I'm a princess! You can't say no!" "Getitoffgetitoffgetitoff!!!" Duo cried. He swung his leg and sent Chibi-usa flying through the window, never to be seen again. (Poor Helios) "Now give me back my locket," Usagi demanded. "Before I get Chibi-Chibi-chan!!" Duo, (and all of the other readers of this fic) shuddered. "Give whatever it is back to her!!" Wufei shouted, traumatized by the Chibi-usa ordeal. Duo pulled at the broach. "No!!" he shouted. "Heero-chan needs it!" "For what?" wondered Ami. Heero looked sheepish. "Because I am... " he said slowly. "Sailor Wing Zero!!"
Everyone stared at him. "And I am Sailor Deathscythe!" Duo said, producing a black henshin stick. "I'm Sailor Sandrock!" Quatre chirped, pulling out a yellow stick. "I am known as Sailor Heavyarms." Trowa said softly, pulling out a red stick. "I'm Sailor Shenlong." Wufei declared, producing a silver stick. The Sailor Senshi stared at them in amazement. "What the hell." Usagi said. "What does that have to do with my locket?" Heero lost his, so he took yours." Duo explained. "Is this some kind of joke?" Makoto asked. "No way!" Duo said.
"Deathscythe crystal power, make up!"
"Sandrock crystal power, make up!"
"Heavyarms crystal power, make up!"
"Shenlong crystal power, make up!"
"Wing Zero cosmic power make up!"
The boys transformed, complete with skirt and heels.
~~End of part 1
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This story started during summer school in the year 2000, and it doesn't look like it's going to stop anytime soon! It was just a stupid thing we started, passing a notebook around back and forth when we were in the writing mood. This story is not meant to have any semblance to a plot, and we really LIKE most of the characters (Except Relena and Miaka) but killed off most our favorites. It starts out with just Sailor Moon and Gundam Wing, but more anime will be coming later, such as Evangelion, Ronin Warriors, Rurouni Kenshin, Fushigi yuugi, DNA2, Sorcerer Hunters, and more. Also some of the information that we write in here are wrong. There will be odd family trees and lots of love triangles. There might even be unnecessary incest and other type of love. When the names change at the beginning of a section, it is indicating who wrote what. Please R & R!!!
Hiame:
Usagi walked in her room to get ready for bed. "Omigod! What happed to my room?" Her room was a mess! She looked around to see if she could find anything around to give her a clue of what had happened. Her eyes fell upon a note on her bed. The note was neatly folded and set upon the messed up bed. Usagi picked it up and read it: "Sorry for the mess, I hope you don't work too hard on cleaning it up. I just needed to get something that me and my buddies needed." Usagi wondered what the person could have wanted. Then she gasped and ran towards her make up box. "Oh God! Please! Don't let it be missing!" Just then Luna ran in with a startled look on her face. "What is the matter Usagi?" she asked as the young girl started to cry. "Luna! They took it! They took my locket!" she cried out as she grabbed the startled cat. "What!! Nooooooo!" cried Luna.
Meanwhile at the Winner Manor...
Heero was typing away at his laptop. He looked up at the clock. "Damn that baka, he is an hour late." he said to himself. It was unlike Duo to be late. Heero switched off his laptop and walked downstairs. He was hungry. He heard noises coming out of the kitchen. Heero was suspicious and pulled out his handgun. He slowly walked towards the kitchen, ready to fire at any moment. Then he turned and pointed his gun at...TROWA AND QUATRE!?!?! They were doing something! Heero put gun down and stared as Quatre jumped down off the counter zipping his pants up and Trowa wiping his mouth from...well...I won't go there. Heero turned away and walked out of the kitchen. He had lost his appetite.
***Usagi couldn't believe it. She called Ami over and the rest of the Sailor Senshi. Ami was typing away on her little computer. Then she raised her head and looked up at Usagi. "I have located where your locket is." said Ami softly. "WHERE!! WHERE IS IT!!! WHO TOOK IT?!" Usagi nearly jumped on Ami. "Its at the Winner Manor."
"Damn. Duo is sooo late! I think I will have to shoot him when he comes," said Heero to himself as he turned his laptop on. Just then the door to his room crashed open. "I got it Heero-chan! Here it is!" said the young enthusiastic pilot of the Shinigami. "Now, for my reward," said Duo as he jumped on the bed. Heero looked at him and raised an eyebrow, and then took the locket and opened it. He smiled and turned to type on the computer. Duo sighed and lay there.
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Kinumi:
"Is this it?" Minako asked, awed at the large mansion. "Yeah." Ami replied, typing furiously on her computer. "Well, let's go in!" Makoto said angrily, stalking towards the front door. "Mako-chan wait!" Usagi protested. But it was too late. Makoto kicked open the front door. Everyone crowded in, to find Quatre and Trowa making out on a nearby table. "Fuck!" Quatre cried. "Why does everyone walk in on us all the time?!" Wufei walked down the stairs at that moment. "Try your BEDROOM, you ass." Quatre glared at him while Trowa blinked absently. Wufei turned to the five women now occupying the room. "Who the hell are you?"
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Hiame:
"I am Sailor--" Rei was cut off by a strange feeling. She whirled around to find a young man looking at her; he was dressed in priest's clothing with black pants. He had a cross on his necklace and a black hat. "What are these ladies doing here?" asked Duo. Duo looked at each of the young women and nearly screamed when he saw Usagi. "Hey!" cried Usagi as she ran after the young pilot. Duo ran behind Wufei who was bewildered at the scene he just witnessed. Duo stood behind him and used Wufei as a barrier between the enraged Usagi. "I KNOW YOU TOOK MY LOCKET!!! GIVE IT BACK YOU-" Usagi was interrupted by a young man with cold eyes. "What is going on?" asked Heero. "Hey this woman is trying to kill me!" cried Duo as he ran towards Heero. Heero looked down at Usagi who glared back. "That asshole took my locket!! We are here to get it back!" said Usagi. By now Minako was flirting with Trowa and Quatre was getting mad.
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Kinumi:
Ami was reading a book she found on one of the shelves, and Makoto had picked up Wufei's sword. "Hey!!" Wufei yelled. "Put that down, onna!" Makoto looked at him, her eyes blazing with an emerald fire. "W-W-What did you say?" she sputtered. Wufei glared at her. "A woman shouldn't touch a man's sword." he said. Makoto tossed the sword on a nearby couch. "That's right!" she said. "We can use our bare hands!!" she grabbed Wufei by his shirt and lifted him off the ground. "Put me down, onna!" Wufei protested. "Not until I get an apology!" Makoto demanded. "Never!!" Wufei shouted. "Mako-chan!" came Rei's horrified cry. "For God sakes put him down!" The Amazon woman dropped him, and he crumpled to the ground in a heap. Rei began to chide Makoto. "Jeez, can't you go anywhere without getting into trouble??" Makoto sniffed and didn't answer. "Leave him alone!" came Quatre's horrified cry. Minako was flirting shamelessly with Trowa. "Oh, your hair is so cool, except how do you see?" she asked. Trowa blinked and gave her a vacant stare. Quatre was boiling with rage. Before he even knew what he was doing, he slapped Minako in the face. Minako reeled back, her hand over the scarlet handprint on her face. "How. Dare. You." She said slowly. Quatre tried to step back but he tripped over his feet. "I-I-I'm sorry!" he stammered, backing away from the crazy girl. Minako's fingers curled up into claws. "Get him, Minako-chan!" Makoto yelled. "No, stop it!!" Rei cried, stepping in between Minako and Quatre. "Minako-chan, just wait for Usagi-chan to get here!" "He. Slapped. Me." Minako said. Quatre whimpered and scooted back until he was against the wall.
"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!" came Duo's horrified cry. Everyone ran into the room where Usagi was chasing Duo around the table while Heero watched, obviously amused. "Heero-chan made me do iiiiiiiiiit!" Duo wailed. "Usagi- chan!" Rei cried. Usagi stopped running and Duo accidentally ran into her and they both fell over in a tangle of limbs. "GIVE IT BACK!!!" Usagi yelled. "Or I'll sic Chibi-usa-chan on you!!" An impossibly pink, disgustingly cute little girl popped up out of nowhere. "Hiya!!" she said cheerfully. "My name is Chibi-usa and I'm so cute that no one can stand me!" "AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!" the five Gundam pilots screamed. Chibi- usa had latched onto Duo's leg. "You're cute!" she cried. "Will you marry me? I'm a princess! You can't say no!" "Getitoffgetitoffgetitoff!!!" Duo cried. He swung his leg and sent Chibi-usa flying through the window, never to be seen again. (Poor Helios) "Now give me back my locket," Usagi demanded. "Before I get Chibi-Chibi-chan!!" Duo, (and all of the other readers of this fic) shuddered. "Give whatever it is back to her!!" Wufei shouted, traumatized by the Chibi-usa ordeal. Duo pulled at the broach. "No!!" he shouted. "Heero-chan needs it!" "For what?" wondered Ami. Heero looked sheepish. "Because I am... " he said slowly. "Sailor Wing Zero!!"
Everyone stared at him. "And I am Sailor Deathscythe!" Duo said, producing a black henshin stick. "I'm Sailor Sandrock!" Quatre chirped, pulling out a yellow stick. "I am known as Sailor Heavyarms." Trowa said softly, pulling out a red stick. "I'm Sailor Shenlong." Wufei declared, producing a silver stick. The Sailor Senshi stared at them in amazement. "What the hell." Usagi said. "What does that have to do with my locket?" Heero lost his, so he took yours." Duo explained. "Is this some kind of joke?" Makoto asked. "No way!" Duo said.
"Deathscythe crystal power, make up!"
"Sandrock crystal power, make up!"
"Heavyarms crystal power, make up!"
"Shenlong crystal power, make up!"
"Wing Zero cosmic power make up!"
The boys transformed, complete with skirt and heels.
~~End of part 1
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