Hiame and Kinumi's Stupid Story part 3!

Kinumi:

"I don't feel their presence!" said Rei looking around. "Whose presence?" Usagi inquired. "The Gundam Senshi. Where did they go?" Rei answered. "Who cares about THEM?" Makoto cried. "WE are the original Sailor Senshi! They're just a bunch of fake Senshi." Ami nodded in agreement. As they continued down a dark corridor, they came across a room. Upon entering it, two figures could be seen, obscured by the shadows. "W-who are you?" Usagi asked. The shadows lifted to reveal Queen Beryl and Treize Khushrenada. "Beryl!!!" Rei cried in recognition. "But you're-" "Dead?" Beryl finished. "You think I'd let death stop me?" she threw back her head and laughed her insanely annoying laugh. Makoto, who had sensitive ears, couldn't stand it and sparking wide pressured Beryl. Beryl raised her hand as the attack came to hit her and sent it back to Makoto. She jumped out of the way, but looked furious.

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Minako and Zechs were still snoring on the couch. Suddenly, a glass vase was knocked over and the two sleeping people woke up with a start. "What was that?" Zechs asked groggily. "A vase fell over." Minako said upon inspection. "Hi!" came a cheerful voice out of nowhere. Minako shrieked and leaped into Zechs arms. There was an adorable silver kitty sitting on the table. "W-what the hell?" Zechs asked. "A talking cat?" Minako stared in shock at the cat. "My name is Tsuki!" the cat continued, ignoring the two's gasps. "I came from the future. I am the son of Diana and was sent here to be Zechs' guardian." "M-my guardian?" Zechs echoed. The silver cat nodded. "Yes Zechs, you must face your destiny. Minako is Sailor Venus and you are Sailor Tallgeese!" "Sailor...Tallgeese?" Zechs repeated. "Anyways, I have urgent news!" Tsuki continued. "The Sailor Senshi and the Gundam Senshi are heading for a trap concocted by NegaOz! You MUST save them!!" "Sailor...Tallgeese?" Zechs said again. Tsuki sweat dropped. "Hey," Minako said. "How did you know that I was Sailor Venus?" Tsuki looked appreciatively at Minako. "My grandpa told me all about you!" he answered. Minako backed away from the cat. Zechs continued to stare at the cat. "Wow, I REALLY had too much to drink, " he said. Minako nudged him. "No. It must be true." she said. "I have a white cat named Artemis who talks." She glanced at Tsuki. "He's your grandfather, so who's your dad?" Tsuki shook his little head. "No time! You must transform quickly!" the cat produced a white stick and an orange one. "Here's your henshin stick Zechs, and here's a power up for you, Minako." Minako and Zechs accepted the sticks. "Venus Topaz Power, make up!" Venus transformed and looked a Zechs expectantly. "Come on! What are you waiting for?" she asked. "Tallgeese Custom Power, make up!" This time Zechs transformed, with white boots, a white skirt, and even a tiara. Minako held back giggles while Zechs freaked out. "What!? A skirt! And heels! Ah!!!!" he cried. "I'm sorry," Tsuki apologized, "but that is the Senshi uniform. Now hurry!!! Sailor Moon, Mercury, Jupiter, and Mars are already caught in NegaOz's trap, and the Gundam Senshi along with Mercurious and Epyon." "Mercurious and Epyon??" Zechs asked, picking up on the other two. "Yes, Dorothy and Merimea," Tsuki informed. "And now you Zechs." Minako nodded. "Come on, let's go!" she cried, taking Zech's hand, and they left.

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The Gundam Senshi ran into the dark room, to find all of the Sailor Senshi tied up and imprisoned on crosses. They all gasped. "Beryl and Treize did this to them." Merimea said dryly. "Get us down!" Makoto cried, kicking her legs. "Later." Heero said, pulling out his gun. He pointed it at Treize. "Say goodbye," he said, pulling the trigger. Treize halted the bullets, and they fell to floor. "Father!" Merimea cried. "Stop this!" "Ah, my dear Merimea," Treize said. "I never thought you'd betray me." "You killed my mother!" Merimea wailed, tears starting to slide down her cheeks. "Merimea," Treize murmured. "Lady Une threatened my position. I had to get rid of her. You'll understand when you're older." Merimea wiped her eyes. "Too bad you won't be around when I'm older!" she cried. "Epyon Celestial Beam!" A small black beam shot out of Merimea's finger and hit Treize in the cheek. A line of blood spilled down it. "That was good." Treize said appreciatively. "Well, this is sweet and all," Queen Beryl said. "But we need to get down to business." "I agree!" Duo cried. "Deathscythe Ribbon Ensnare!" A ribbon flew out of Duo's sickle and headed to where Treize and Beryl were sitting. A golden dome encased them both and the ribbon could not penetrate it. "It's just as I thought." Dorothy said. "What?" Quatre asked. "We must use a Gundanium Custom Attack; it's a joint attack between all the Gundams. It also has to be coupled with a Sailor Planet Attack. We're missing two Senshi, Tallgeese and Venus; Zechs and Minako." "Crap." Duo said. Beryl giggled and gestured towards the Gundam Senshi. They immediately rose in the air and were imprisoned on crosses. Treize glanced at Beryl. "Really." he said. "Aren't the crosses a bit much?" Beryl shrugged, and giggled again. "We've got you now!" she cried.

"I don't think so!" a female voice cried. "Fighting for Love and Beauty, Sailor Venus!" She stared at Zechs as if expecting him to say something but he was silent. She shrugged. "Sailor Venus!" the sailor Senshi cried. "Sailor Tallgeese!" the Gundam Senshi cried. "Venus Topaz Love Shock!" Minako cried, and a bright orange light shot out from her tiara and released the Sailor Senshi. "Tallgeese Beam Cannon Fire!" Zechs said. A white beam of light shot out of Zechs' finger and set the Gundam Senshi free. Minako tossed each of the Sailor Senshi power ups. They took them and transformed.

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Hiame:

"He He He He, do you think that you can possibly beat me and Beryl?" said Treize. "Of course! We are the Gundam Senshi!" yelled Zechs. "Hello Zechs, long time no see! It really has been a long time because I don't remember you ever wearing a woman's outfit!" answered Treize. He laughed to himself. "Shut up! I didn't know it was going to be this! Tallgeese Beam Canon Fire!!" The white beam shot out, and headed towards Beryl and Treize. But it reflected off their shield. "Blast you!" yelled Zechs.

"Come on! We don't have time! We have to do the Gundanium Custom Attack now!" yelled Dorothy. Queen Beryl and Treize looked down at them in amusement. "What kind of play do you think they are going to show us now, Queen Beryl?" he asked. "I'm not sure, but it'll be amusing to watch." She smirked to herself.

The 8 Gundam Senshi formed a circle and joined hands. They all closed their eyes and formed a white energy ball in the center of the circle. At the same time, the Sailor Senshi were working on their Sailor Planet Attack. Finally, all their powers were put in the energy ball.

Gundanium Custom Attack!!!" all of the Gundam Senshi cried. "Sailor Planet Attack!!" all the Sailor Senshi cried. The two energy balls shot up and united on the way towards Beryl and Treize. Queen Beryl smiled and put her hand up. The big ball of energy bounced off the invisible barrier cast around Treize and Beryl and exploded right between the Gundam and Sailor Senshi. Treize laughed out loud. "That was truly pathetic. I expected better Zechs." All of the Senshi struggled to get up. Zechs glared at Treize. "You guys are nothing but weaklings. BWAHAHAHAHA!!" laughed Queen Beryl. Treize joined her.

Sailor Moon got up. "I won't let you! I won't let you take our beautiful Planet!" she yelled. "Oh god." mumbled Rei. Treize sweat dropped. "But we don't-" "This planet is too pretty to have evil around!" she cut him off. "Everyone is happy and joyful and likes rainbows!! I won't let them be sad!" Duo sweat dropped. "Rainbows??" "For the birds and the bees and the flowers!" "FORGET ABOUT THE BIRDS AND BEES OR WHATEVER!! WE HAVE TO SAVE OUR OWN ASSES FIRST!!!" interrupted Duo, cutting off Usagi's Sailor Moon Speech. "Shut up! She's buying us time with her worthless speech!" yelled Wufei. "WHAT!" Sailor Moon was furious. "WORTHLESS!?" "Calm down, Sailor Moon." said Ami. "Wufei-kun, we have no more energy, we might as well die for the birds and the bees." Heero looked down at his feet. "Mission incomplete." he said softly. Duo looked at the Japanese pilot in a miniskirt. If Heero-chan gave up, then there really is no way out of this. he thought.

"Don't give up yet, young soldiers!!" came a voice from above. "You must believe in your dreams!" Duo looked up. "Is that...GOD!?" "No! You dumb baka- yaro, its Pegasus!" yelled Sailor Moon. "Pega-what?" questioned Wufei. Suddenly, a white flying horse flew down in front of the warriors. "You must not give up. You all have beautiful dreams that mustn't go to waste." Duo stared at the horse. "What the fuck is wrong with this horse?" he asked.

"I am not a horse, I am-"

"But it's a beautiful horse!" said Quatre, his eyes twinkling.

"I am not a hor-"

"Quatre, he's a talking horse!"

"I AM NOT A HORSE!!!"

Everyone was quiet and stared at him. Treize looked at Pegasus with a confused look. "Why is there a flying horse talking to them? I think I had too much to drink." Pegasus ignored Treize's comments. He then turned into a little boy. All the Gundam Senshi including Treize gasped. "My name is Helios, and in my other form, I'm a Pegasus." the boy said. "...oh." said Duo.

"Hey." said Helios, looking around. "Where's Chibi-usa?" "She was thrown out the window." said Makoto, looking down.

"Really?"

"Yes, and died."

Helios couldn't hold back his joy. "Yes I'm free! I'm free at last!" he said cheerfully. Everyone stared at the Happy Boy. "Oh yeah, back to what I was saying, Queen Beryl and Treize don't want to take over the world...they want your life!!!" he said. "But Helios! How are we supposed to beat them?" asked Makoto. "Yeah! We tried the Sailor Planet Attack and the Gundam Senshi tried their Gundanium Custom Attack, and they didn't work!" cried Ami. "I have a new attack for you Sailor Moon...and you...Sailor Wing Zero." he said, and pulled out two magical wands with a sparkly star on the tip. Helios walked up to Zechs and handed him the wand. (Helios thought that Zechs was Heero, because he was very confused.)

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Kinumi:

"What is this?" Usagi wondered as she accepted the wand. Zechs took the other. "I'm not using this hideous thing!" he complained. Helios stared at him. "You must," he said. "To save yours and everyone else's beautiful dreams!!" Zechs rolled his eyes. "Now all you have to say is: Sailor Moon super duper smugly wugly hug heartache magnificent smoochy woochy XOXO kiss!!!" Helios commanded. Zechs sweat dropped. "I am NOT saying that!" he cried. "Its embarrassing!" Sailor Moon shoved the other wand into his hand. "Just to it!" she hissed. "Sailor Moon super duper smugly wugly hug heartache magnificent smoochy woochy XOXO kiss!!!" they both cried, waving the wands. A big rainbow exploded from the two wands and headed towards Treize and Beryl. "You guys, it won't be strong enough unless you each direct your attacks into it!" Helios cried.

"Deathscythe Ribbon Ensnare!"

"Shenlong Dragon Shot!"

"Heavyarms Bullets Encircle!"

"Sandrock Death Beam Shoot!"

"Venus Topaz Love Shock!"

"Mars Ruby Flame Sniper!"

"Mercury Sapphire Aqua Rhapsody!"

"Jupiter Emerald Oak Evolution!"

"Epyon Chains Bind!"

"Mercurious Laser Eat!"

All of the attacks flew into the rainbow and hit Beryl and Treize's force field, dissolving it. "Shit!!" Treize yelled. Heero pulled out a gun from hammer space, and shot Treize and Beryl. They fell over dead.

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Hiame:

"Boy that was easy!" said Duo. Zechs dropped the magical wand. It shattered on the ground. Helios gasped. "Y-you broke it!" he cried. Zechs looked at him funny. "Yeah, so?" he said. "You have no idea what you just did, do you!!" Helios cried. Zechs stared at the boy. "I think I broke the magical wand." he answered dumbly. Helios was furious. "YES! And now you can't save the world anymore, YOU MAGGOT!!" "Hey! I'm no maggot! GOD! What crawled up your ass? Super glue it together!" cried Zechs. Helios turned into Pegasus and stomped on Zechs. "No Pegasus!" cried Minako. Zechs' body was limp after Pegasus ceased the stomping. "Zechs! Oh No!" she said. She checked for a pulse, but there was none. Zechs was DEAD!!! DEAD!!! (HAHAHAHAHAHA)

Heero laughed at the dead corpse on the ground. "I'm leader again! You were never good enough!" he said. Pegasus turned to Heero. "Here," he said, handing him a pink tiara and wand. "What the fuck is this?" asked Heero. "In the future, when you have stronger enemies, use these, they are very strong and you must use it carefully." said Pegasus. "There is no way in hell I am going to wear this tiara." said Heero. Pegasus grunted and advanced towards Heero. Heero backed up and took the tiara. "Fine! I'll wear it, but only when I have to!" he cried. Heero examined it for a minute. "How do I use it?" he asked. "You must say: I love rainbows, Wing Gundam Smash!" said Pegasus. "...no" said Heero. Pegasus stepped forward. "Ok! Ok! I'll do it!" said Heero, looking down at the DEAD body of Zechs. Heero tucked the tiara and wand away into hammer space.

~~End part 3