Hiame and Kinumi's Stupid Story Part 4!
This chapter introduces DNA2, Slayers, Ronin Warriors, Evangelion, Sorcerer Hunters, Rurouni Kenshin, and a little bit of X
Hiame:
"So now what do we do?" he asked, looking around. (Oh, and Pegasus mysteriously disappeared.) "I don't know, but I'm sensing something strange." said Rei. "Is it evil?" asked Ami. "No, but it's not from this time," she replied. "What are you talking about?" asked Wufei. "You're weird." Duo commented. Suddenly they all heard BANG and Duo fell over. "Duo!!!" cried Heero. "Whose there!?!" demanded Rei. Minako, who stopped crying, stood up. Out of the dark corner, a young girl walked out with a large gun. "Why did you shoot Duo!? And who the hell are you?" demanded Usagi. "I'm Karin, and I have been sent from the future to shoot Duo Maxwell with the one and only TRANQULITY BULLET!!" answered the perky young girl. "Why??" cried Quatre. "Don't worry cutie! I'm just helping!" she said to Quatre. "How?" asked Heero, giving her a super-death-glare. "Well, he goes crazy in the future and kills off 90% of our population, so I gave him this and-" "What the fuck are you talking about?" Makoto interrupted. Karin jumped. "I'm telling you the truth! I AM from the future no da!" everyone looked at her funny.
"Is he still alive?" asked Minako. "Of course! I just shot him with a bullet that changes his DNA around and makes him more, calmer." she explained. Duo groaned and rubbed his head. "What the hell hit me!" he grumbled. "Oh! You're awake!" Karin cried. Duo got up. "Who are you?" he demanded. "I'm Karin, I shot you!" she said cheerfully.
"-why?" he asked.
"Because, well, gotta go!" she said hastily. "No! Hold her! Grab her!" Usagi cried. All of the Sailor Senshi tackled Karin. "No! Let me go!" she cried.
Duo suddenly started to laugh. "What is wrong with you??" asked Heero. "HAHAHA! I'm going to fucking kill everything!!! BWAHAHAHAHAHA!!!" He walked up to Ami and chopped her head off with his scythe. Her body spazzed a bit before completely dying. "HAHAHA!!!" laughed Duo as he chopped her body into pieces. "Duo!!" cried Minako. "Its all you! You did this!!" said Wufei, pointing at Karin. "No! I swear it was the- oh no! It's the wrong bullet!" she said as she pulled the real one out of her pocket. "Quick, shoot him with it!!" Quatre cried. "Ok!" Karin said and started to load the bullet. But the gun was smacked out of her hand. "No one is going to shoot me without MY permission!!" yelled Duo. "Calm down Duo." said Trowa. "Me!? Are you talking to ME?" cried Duo. "Well let me tell you something, lover boy, you're not the one getting shot at by a double-eye browed chest hair!" Trowa sweat dropped. "Duo please!" pleaded Quatre.
"Shut up Blondie!!!"
Quatre ran to Trowa and started to cry. Suddenly a big portal appeared on the ceiling and Zelgadis fell in front of them, followed by Gourry. "Where are we?" asked Zelly in his really cool voice. Gourry looked around. "Oh my gosh!" exclaimed Gourry. "What?" asked Zelgadis. "Look!" he said, pointing to the Gundam Senshi. "They are wearing skirts!" Zelly looked at them. "Who are you?" he asked. "We are the Gundam and Sailor Senshi." replied Heero. Gourry shrieked. He had found the body of Ami. "W-Who is that?!" he asked. "Oh, that's Ami, she was hacked by- hey, where's Duo?" asked Wufei.
Suddenly, out of nowhere, Duo jumped on Zelly.
"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!" screamed Zelly in his really cool voice. "HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!" laughed Duo, hitting and scratching poor Zelly. Duo started to stomp on him. "Duo!!" Quatre cried. Duo started to dance on him now. Gourry, who was just watching in horror latched onto Wufei. "WHAT are you doing?" asked Wufei. "He is STOMPING on him!!" cried Gourry. "What a BABY!" said Wufei. Then Duo pulled out his scythe and hacked Zelly's head off. Gourry fainted.
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Another large portal appeared from hammer space. 5 figures fell through it and landed on the ground. "Where the heck are we?" a guy in blue armor asked. "Yeah dude, I thought we were fighting Talpa!" an orange armored one said. "Who are you?" Trowa asked. The five men seemed to notice the others for the first time. "We are the Ronin Warriors!" a guy with black hair said. Then he sweat dropped. "Why are you wearing skirts?" "None of your business!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Duo shrieked as he leapt on top of the ugly fat one, gouging his eyes out. The guy, Kento, ran around screaming, "I can't see! I can't see!" until he was promptly eaten by an alligator. The one in dark blue armor, Rowen, took out his bow and arrow and was about to shoot Duo when suddenly, a red rose came out of nowhere and hit the ground in front of Rowen. The sound of a guitar riff sounded. "You evil monster, letting your comrade get eaten buy an alligator! You need to take lessons from Sailor Moon in friendship! You
evil NegaDweeb, I will punish you!!" a very feminine voice said. The shadows lifted to reveal a person clothed in a tuxedo and a cape.
"Who's she?" Ryo asked. "I am not a she!!!" the person shrieked. "Tuxedo Mask!!" Sailor Moon cried. "My hero!!" Everyone in the room face faulted. Tuxedo Mask jumped down from the perch he was on. Then he froze. "EEEEEEEEEEEEEEKK! SPIDERWEBS!!" he cried. He had landed in a spider web. Rowen sweat dropped. "You're stupid." he said. Tuxedo Mask burst into tears. "I am not you-you-you-you-you meany head!!" he cried. "I- " he was cut off as Duo got bored and began hitting him. "Hey!!" Tuxedo Mask whined, until Duo got sick of it and ate him, bones and all. He was licking his fingers while everyone had grossed out looks on their faces.
Sage was grossed out most of all. "You sicko!" he cried. Then we pulled out his sword and chopped Duo in half. "Stupid hot dog." Sage muttered. "DUO!!!" Heero cried. "NOOO!!" he began to cry. "That's it!! I can't live without Duo!!" and with that he pulled out his gun, shoved it up his ass, and shot. Then he screamed in pain. "I'm not deeeeeeeead!! He whined. His ass was covered in blood. "A vital organ is not in the ass," Wufei said. "Stupid Maggot." "Oh," Heero said. Then he pointed the gun at his crotch and shot. His penis flew off and hit Makoto in the face. She fell over, dead. Then Heero realized THAT wasn't a vital organ, so next he shot his arm, his leg, his hand, until finally he shot himself in the ear and the bullet went through to his brain and killed him. He fell over, a bloody mess.
"Ewwww!" Rei cried. All of a sudden, the dead corpse of Treize stirred. "I am ALIVE!!!" he cried. Merimea shrieked Daddy! Daddy! And ran over to him. Then Treize stabbed her in the
eye with a pencil, for he had gone crazy. Merimea died of lead poisoning.
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"HaHaHa!" laughed Treize. Suddenly a portal opened and a huge EVA fell in and squished him. A young boy jumped out. "Oh no!" I think I squished someone!" he cried. "Who are you?" Wufei demanded. "I-I'm Ikari Shinji." he stuttered. Shinji stared at the blood of Treize seeping out from underneath the foot of his EVA.
"Um, sorry." said Shinji, looking down. He looked at all the dead bodies. "So, it was a big battle." he observed. "No." said Wufei. "All we had to do was shoot them." "But why are all-" Shinji was cut off as Kaoru fell from a portal on to him. "Oh, sorry Shinji my love! I didn't mean to fall on you," said Kaoru. Everyone stared at him. Kaoru got off Shinji and looked around. "Oh no!" he said, referring to all of the dead bodies. "Why are they all dead?" he asked. "Well, they all died because Duo killed them, and Sailor Jupiter died because Heero's penis hit her." Kaoru stared at Makoto for a moment.
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"Um yeah." he said. Gourry woke up from his unconsciousness. He shrieked when he saw more dead and bloody corpses. He glomped onto Rowen. "EEEEK!" he cried. "Save me!" Rowen got annoyed. "No." he said, and shot him with his bow and arrow. Gourry fell over, the arrow embedded in his face. Rowen turned to face the group of survivors. "Now what are you doing here?" he asked. Wufei spoke up, "We were here FIRST!" he said.
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"No, we were!" cried Usagi. "Whatever." said Wufei. "Hey, where is Quatre and Trowa?" asked Rei. They all looked around and couldn't find them. Suddenly Ryo shrieked. They all ran to him. Everyone gasped. Quatre was on the ground; his head was nowhere to be found. They heard laughter coming from the darkness. Trowa stepped out from the dark. He was laughing uncontrollably. "Wh-why are you laughing? What happened to Quatre? Where is his head?" asked Usagi in a quavering voice. "HAHAHAHAHA!!!!" replied Trowa. "Someone shoot him!" cried Cye. Rowen took out his bow and arrow, but Trowa leapt on him. "AHHHH!" cried Rowen. Trowa scratched his eyes out and chucked him in a pot of boiling water. Rowen cried out in agony as he was boiled to death. "Oh My God!" cried Shinji. Trowa turned to the other Ronin Warriors. "Heh Heh Heh Heh." he snickered and walked towards them. They turned and ran off a cliff.
"What's wrong with you Trowa?" cried Dorothy. "I never really liked you much, your eyebrows are too scary." said Trowa. He went over and picked up Duo's scythe. "Trowa! What are you doing!" cried Minako. He raised the scythe and with one clear swipe, Dorothy's head flew right off her body and landed near Usagi. The bloody head turned to her, "Usagi, I've been wanting to tell you for a long time but I guess its too late now. I love you." Both Usagi and Dorothy died. Dorothy died because she was decapitated and Usagi's heart stopped when the head started to talk to her.
Trowa looked at the two remaining Sailor Senshi. A smile appeared across his face. He started to walk towards the two frightened Senshi. "Mars Ruby Flame Sniper!" cried Rei in desperation. Flames encircled Trowa and began to burn him. Trowa's burning corpse glomped onto Minako. "Help! Rei, I'm burning!!!" cried Minako as the flame engulfed her body. "Minako!!!" cried Rei. Wufei, Shinji, and Kaoru were standing there, horrified. "Wh-What is WRONG with you people!!" Shinji cried. Rei looked at the two dead burned-to- a-crisp bodies. "I-I killed her! I killed Minako!" sobbed Rei. "Yup, you're a murderer." Wufei agreed. "It was an accident. We must all live in peace now." said Kaoru. Suddenly another portal appeared again, and five bodies fell through from it. "Ow! Tira, Get off of me!" came a voice from the bundle of bodies. "Well I would SISTER, if Gateau, Marron, and Carrot would get off ME!" yelled another voice. Shinji ran over to help them.
"Who are you guys?" he asked. A young woman got up and brushed the dirt off her. Shinji's eyes fell to her breasts. Another young woman got up behind her. Shinji's eyes fell to her breasts almost immediately. "We are the Sorcerer Hunters!" came a male voice. A young man stood up, his hair messed up, but he had an unusual resemblance to Heero. "I'm Carrot Glace, but you can call me the love machine!" said Carrot, leaning against Rei. Marron slowly got up with the help Gateau. Shinji stared at Marron for a moment. He wasn't sure if Marron was male or female. But either way, Marron was beautiful. "Where are we, sister?" asked the woman with pink hair. "I don't know, Tira, but I sense a sorcerer." replied the woman with the hat on. She looked around and turned to Rei. "It's her! She's the fat evil sorcerer, Carrot!!" cried Chocolate. "NOOOO!" yelled Carrot, and clung on to Rei. Gateau pulled Carrot away from Rei. The two girls pulled out their whips and started to whip Rei. She
died. "Well, the threat is gone, thanks to us Sorcerer Hunters!" said Chocolate.
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"Oh my God!! They killed Rei!" Shinji screamed. He picked up her corpse and cried. "Rei!" he sobbed. "You idiot!" cried Asuka as she landed in Treize's mansion with her EVA. "That's not Rei Ayanami, it's Rei Hino!" Shinji looked down at what he thought was the corpse of the blue-haired first child, but saw the one of the black-haired Sailor Fukued one. "Oh." Shinji said. Kaoru shook his head. "My love, please try not to get so confused." Shinji blushed. "But there are too many Reis'!" he cried. Carrot smiled. "The more the better!" he said. Tira whipped him and he fell on the floor, unconscious. Kaoru looked around the room. "Has the third impact occurred?" he wondered.
He could not be answered because four more bodies fell from the now normal portal. "Where are we?" asked a red-haired man in ancient Japanese clothing. "I do not recognize this place, that I don't." "Kenshin!!! I'm scared!" said an ugly girl in a kimono. "Yeah, ugly's right, this is weird." a young boy said. "Well, there's some people over there, let's ask them where we are." a very hot, tough guy suggested. Asuka jumped out of her EVA. "That's what I'd like to know too!" she cried. She turned to Shinji. "You Idiot!" she screamed. "Asuka...I." Shinji was cut off as Asuka kicked him. "Ow!" he cried. Asuka pushed him down and kicked him again. "You sick pervert! I know all about your sick fantasies of me! Why do you have to drag me into them?!" Shinji tried to stand up but Asuka pushed him back down. "But Asuka! This isn't a fantasy! We fell through a portal! I swear!!" he pleaded. "Um, excuse me." Kenshin interrupted. Asuka spun around. "WHAT!!!" she demanded. Kenshin stepped
back from the abusive girl. "I just want to know where we are, that I do." he stuttered. "You are in the mansion of Treize Khushrenada." Wufei spoke up. "Who?" Kaoru (Kamiya) wondered. "It doesn't matter." Sanosuke said. "We just have to get out of here."
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Sanosuke walked over to the door and tried to open it, but it wouldn't open. "Fuck." he grumbled. He made a fist and punched the door. Nothing happened. "You're a fucking baka." said Wufei. Sano turned around, enraged. "What did you say, dragon boy?" he asked, slowly walking up to Wufei. Kenshin, Kaoru, and Yahiko tried to stop him but failed. "Sanosuke! Don't hurt anyone!" cried Kaoru. Sanosuke whirled around to face her. "Shut up you fucking horse!" he yelled, pulling out his Zanbatou. He brought the heavy Cloud Sword on the ugly horse and split her in two. Everyone stared in horror at the dead corpse, well the two pieces of her. Suddenly Yahiko started to laugh but stopped when Kenshin looked at him in disgust. Sano turned back to Wufei.
Just then, Karin ran out of the shadows. "STOP!" she cried. "No more killing! PLEASE!" "Where have you been?" asked Wufei. "I was looking for the right bullet and I found it!" said Karin, jumping up and down. "Good, then shoot this fuck with the overgrown sword." said Wufei. Karin looked at Sanosuke and shot him. Kenshin shrieked and caught Sano before he hit the ground. "Why did you shoot him? Why!" Kenshin got up and his eyes turned yellow. "Hey! He isn't dead!" cried Karin as Kenshin advanced toward her. Suddenly Kenshin jumped in the air. "Hiten Mitsurugi, Sanrio Sen!!!!!" he cried as he flipped the blade of his reverse blade sword, and jumped in the air; he came down on her with centrifugal force. Then everyone was quiet. Kenshin stood up and looked at her. "I know he's still alive, I just wanted to kill someone." He said. Karin stood for about 30 seconds before her head split in two. Carrot fainted again. "Carrot! Wake up!" cried Tira. "Darling!!" cried Chocolate.
Marron walked slowly away from Kenshin and Sanosuke. "What is wrong with you people?" he asked. "Careful Marron, don't get them mad at you. If they killed you, I don't know what I'd do! Oh God! If you died, I couldn't live! Marron, I LOVE YOU!!!" cried Gateau. Marron fell over. Gateau started to cry. "Oh My God!!! You are such an IDIOT!!!" yelled Asuka. Asuka grabbed Gateau by the hair and flung him against the wall. Shinji collapsed and started to cry. Kaoru began to comfort him and watched as Asuka went crazy.
Gateau was balling by now, and holding his head. Asuka went up to him and kicked him in the balls. "AHHHHHHHH!!!" he cried, clutching his groin. Marron couldn't help it, but he started to laugh at the sight of a girl beating up Gateau. "AHH! Help me Marron, my love!" he cried as Asuka ripped another patch of hair from his head. "You are a fucking baby! Why, you're a disgrace to men! I can't stand you!!" cried Asuka as she ripped off both his ears. Asuka finally decided to stop torturing him. She punched him in the stomach and took out his liver, along with his intestines. Tira and Chocolate vomited. Carrot was still unconscious. Tira and Chocolate looked up after barfing their lungs out. They stared at their lungs on the ground. They fell over and died.
Sanosuke got up and looked around. "What happened?" he wondered. Kenshin ran to his side.
"Sanosuke my love!" he cried and hugged him. "I feel funny," said Sano. He got up and picked up his Zanbatou. "Hmmm, I want to play," he said. Everyone looked at him. "W-What are you talking about?" asked Kenshin. "I WANT TO FUCKING PLAY!!!" Sano screamed. Kenshin stepped back. "Sano, put the Zanbatou down," he pleaded. Sanosuke laughed. "Helicopter, helicopter over my head." sang Sanosuke as he swung the huge Cloud Sword over his head. "Which one of you is going to be DEAD!!" He swung the Zanbatou over his head and clearly sliced off Shinji, Kaoru, Asuka, and Yahiko's heads. Kenshin managed to dodge it the second time around. Marron's arm was cut but he managed to get Carrot out of range with the help of Wufei. "Hey, sword boy!" cried Wufei. "Kill him!!" "Never!" cried Kenshin. "I will never kill my Sano! I promised I would never kill a soul!" "Fucker, you killed Karin!" yelled Wufei.
"If you don't kill him then I will!" Kenshin looked mad. "No one is going to lay a finger on my SANO!!" yelled Kenshin, who turned all battousai. "Oh Yeah?" challenged Wufei. Kenshin waited for Wufei to attack. Wufei leapt towards him and the battle began. The battle that determines the fate of the world. "Their destiny was foreordained. The battle has begun," came a mysterious voice. Suddenly a big bubble popped out of the ceiling holding a small young lady dressed in white.
~~ End part 4
This chapter introduces DNA2, Slayers, Ronin Warriors, Evangelion, Sorcerer Hunters, Rurouni Kenshin, and a little bit of X
Hiame:
"So now what do we do?" he asked, looking around. (Oh, and Pegasus mysteriously disappeared.) "I don't know, but I'm sensing something strange." said Rei. "Is it evil?" asked Ami. "No, but it's not from this time," she replied. "What are you talking about?" asked Wufei. "You're weird." Duo commented. Suddenly they all heard BANG and Duo fell over. "Duo!!!" cried Heero. "Whose there!?!" demanded Rei. Minako, who stopped crying, stood up. Out of the dark corner, a young girl walked out with a large gun. "Why did you shoot Duo!? And who the hell are you?" demanded Usagi. "I'm Karin, and I have been sent from the future to shoot Duo Maxwell with the one and only TRANQULITY BULLET!!" answered the perky young girl. "Why??" cried Quatre. "Don't worry cutie! I'm just helping!" she said to Quatre. "How?" asked Heero, giving her a super-death-glare. "Well, he goes crazy in the future and kills off 90% of our population, so I gave him this and-" "What the fuck are you talking about?" Makoto interrupted. Karin jumped. "I'm telling you the truth! I AM from the future no da!" everyone looked at her funny.
"Is he still alive?" asked Minako. "Of course! I just shot him with a bullet that changes his DNA around and makes him more, calmer." she explained. Duo groaned and rubbed his head. "What the hell hit me!" he grumbled. "Oh! You're awake!" Karin cried. Duo got up. "Who are you?" he demanded. "I'm Karin, I shot you!" she said cheerfully.
"-why?" he asked.
"Because, well, gotta go!" she said hastily. "No! Hold her! Grab her!" Usagi cried. All of the Sailor Senshi tackled Karin. "No! Let me go!" she cried.
Duo suddenly started to laugh. "What is wrong with you??" asked Heero. "HAHAHA! I'm going to fucking kill everything!!! BWAHAHAHAHAHA!!!" He walked up to Ami and chopped her head off with his scythe. Her body spazzed a bit before completely dying. "HAHAHA!!!" laughed Duo as he chopped her body into pieces. "Duo!!" cried Minako. "Its all you! You did this!!" said Wufei, pointing at Karin. "No! I swear it was the- oh no! It's the wrong bullet!" she said as she pulled the real one out of her pocket. "Quick, shoot him with it!!" Quatre cried. "Ok!" Karin said and started to load the bullet. But the gun was smacked out of her hand. "No one is going to shoot me without MY permission!!" yelled Duo. "Calm down Duo." said Trowa. "Me!? Are you talking to ME?" cried Duo. "Well let me tell you something, lover boy, you're not the one getting shot at by a double-eye browed chest hair!" Trowa sweat dropped. "Duo please!" pleaded Quatre.
"Shut up Blondie!!!"
Quatre ran to Trowa and started to cry. Suddenly a big portal appeared on the ceiling and Zelgadis fell in front of them, followed by Gourry. "Where are we?" asked Zelly in his really cool voice. Gourry looked around. "Oh my gosh!" exclaimed Gourry. "What?" asked Zelgadis. "Look!" he said, pointing to the Gundam Senshi. "They are wearing skirts!" Zelly looked at them. "Who are you?" he asked. "We are the Gundam and Sailor Senshi." replied Heero. Gourry shrieked. He had found the body of Ami. "W-Who is that?!" he asked. "Oh, that's Ami, she was hacked by- hey, where's Duo?" asked Wufei.
Suddenly, out of nowhere, Duo jumped on Zelly.
"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!" screamed Zelly in his really cool voice. "HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!" laughed Duo, hitting and scratching poor Zelly. Duo started to stomp on him. "Duo!!" Quatre cried. Duo started to dance on him now. Gourry, who was just watching in horror latched onto Wufei. "WHAT are you doing?" asked Wufei. "He is STOMPING on him!!" cried Gourry. "What a BABY!" said Wufei. Then Duo pulled out his scythe and hacked Zelly's head off. Gourry fainted.
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Another large portal appeared from hammer space. 5 figures fell through it and landed on the ground. "Where the heck are we?" a guy in blue armor asked. "Yeah dude, I thought we were fighting Talpa!" an orange armored one said. "Who are you?" Trowa asked. The five men seemed to notice the others for the first time. "We are the Ronin Warriors!" a guy with black hair said. Then he sweat dropped. "Why are you wearing skirts?" "None of your business!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Duo shrieked as he leapt on top of the ugly fat one, gouging his eyes out. The guy, Kento, ran around screaming, "I can't see! I can't see!" until he was promptly eaten by an alligator. The one in dark blue armor, Rowen, took out his bow and arrow and was about to shoot Duo when suddenly, a red rose came out of nowhere and hit the ground in front of Rowen. The sound of a guitar riff sounded. "You evil monster, letting your comrade get eaten buy an alligator! You need to take lessons from Sailor Moon in friendship! You
evil NegaDweeb, I will punish you!!" a very feminine voice said. The shadows lifted to reveal a person clothed in a tuxedo and a cape.
"Who's she?" Ryo asked. "I am not a she!!!" the person shrieked. "Tuxedo Mask!!" Sailor Moon cried. "My hero!!" Everyone in the room face faulted. Tuxedo Mask jumped down from the perch he was on. Then he froze. "EEEEEEEEEEEEEEKK! SPIDERWEBS!!" he cried. He had landed in a spider web. Rowen sweat dropped. "You're stupid." he said. Tuxedo Mask burst into tears. "I am not you-you-you-you-you meany head!!" he cried. "I- " he was cut off as Duo got bored and began hitting him. "Hey!!" Tuxedo Mask whined, until Duo got sick of it and ate him, bones and all. He was licking his fingers while everyone had grossed out looks on their faces.
Sage was grossed out most of all. "You sicko!" he cried. Then we pulled out his sword and chopped Duo in half. "Stupid hot dog." Sage muttered. "DUO!!!" Heero cried. "NOOO!!" he began to cry. "That's it!! I can't live without Duo!!" and with that he pulled out his gun, shoved it up his ass, and shot. Then he screamed in pain. "I'm not deeeeeeeead!! He whined. His ass was covered in blood. "A vital organ is not in the ass," Wufei said. "Stupid Maggot." "Oh," Heero said. Then he pointed the gun at his crotch and shot. His penis flew off and hit Makoto in the face. She fell over, dead. Then Heero realized THAT wasn't a vital organ, so next he shot his arm, his leg, his hand, until finally he shot himself in the ear and the bullet went through to his brain and killed him. He fell over, a bloody mess.
"Ewwww!" Rei cried. All of a sudden, the dead corpse of Treize stirred. "I am ALIVE!!!" he cried. Merimea shrieked Daddy! Daddy! And ran over to him. Then Treize stabbed her in the
eye with a pencil, for he had gone crazy. Merimea died of lead poisoning.
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"HaHaHa!" laughed Treize. Suddenly a portal opened and a huge EVA fell in and squished him. A young boy jumped out. "Oh no!" I think I squished someone!" he cried. "Who are you?" Wufei demanded. "I-I'm Ikari Shinji." he stuttered. Shinji stared at the blood of Treize seeping out from underneath the foot of his EVA.
"Um, sorry." said Shinji, looking down. He looked at all the dead bodies. "So, it was a big battle." he observed. "No." said Wufei. "All we had to do was shoot them." "But why are all-" Shinji was cut off as Kaoru fell from a portal on to him. "Oh, sorry Shinji my love! I didn't mean to fall on you," said Kaoru. Everyone stared at him. Kaoru got off Shinji and looked around. "Oh no!" he said, referring to all of the dead bodies. "Why are they all dead?" he asked. "Well, they all died because Duo killed them, and Sailor Jupiter died because Heero's penis hit her." Kaoru stared at Makoto for a moment.
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"Um yeah." he said. Gourry woke up from his unconsciousness. He shrieked when he saw more dead and bloody corpses. He glomped onto Rowen. "EEEEK!" he cried. "Save me!" Rowen got annoyed. "No." he said, and shot him with his bow and arrow. Gourry fell over, the arrow embedded in his face. Rowen turned to face the group of survivors. "Now what are you doing here?" he asked. Wufei spoke up, "We were here FIRST!" he said.
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"No, we were!" cried Usagi. "Whatever." said Wufei. "Hey, where is Quatre and Trowa?" asked Rei. They all looked around and couldn't find them. Suddenly Ryo shrieked. They all ran to him. Everyone gasped. Quatre was on the ground; his head was nowhere to be found. They heard laughter coming from the darkness. Trowa stepped out from the dark. He was laughing uncontrollably. "Wh-why are you laughing? What happened to Quatre? Where is his head?" asked Usagi in a quavering voice. "HAHAHAHAHA!!!!" replied Trowa. "Someone shoot him!" cried Cye. Rowen took out his bow and arrow, but Trowa leapt on him. "AHHHH!" cried Rowen. Trowa scratched his eyes out and chucked him in a pot of boiling water. Rowen cried out in agony as he was boiled to death. "Oh My God!" cried Shinji. Trowa turned to the other Ronin Warriors. "Heh Heh Heh Heh." he snickered and walked towards them. They turned and ran off a cliff.
"What's wrong with you Trowa?" cried Dorothy. "I never really liked you much, your eyebrows are too scary." said Trowa. He went over and picked up Duo's scythe. "Trowa! What are you doing!" cried Minako. He raised the scythe and with one clear swipe, Dorothy's head flew right off her body and landed near Usagi. The bloody head turned to her, "Usagi, I've been wanting to tell you for a long time but I guess its too late now. I love you." Both Usagi and Dorothy died. Dorothy died because she was decapitated and Usagi's heart stopped when the head started to talk to her.
Trowa looked at the two remaining Sailor Senshi. A smile appeared across his face. He started to walk towards the two frightened Senshi. "Mars Ruby Flame Sniper!" cried Rei in desperation. Flames encircled Trowa and began to burn him. Trowa's burning corpse glomped onto Minako. "Help! Rei, I'm burning!!!" cried Minako as the flame engulfed her body. "Minako!!!" cried Rei. Wufei, Shinji, and Kaoru were standing there, horrified. "Wh-What is WRONG with you people!!" Shinji cried. Rei looked at the two dead burned-to- a-crisp bodies. "I-I killed her! I killed Minako!" sobbed Rei. "Yup, you're a murderer." Wufei agreed. "It was an accident. We must all live in peace now." said Kaoru. Suddenly another portal appeared again, and five bodies fell through from it. "Ow! Tira, Get off of me!" came a voice from the bundle of bodies. "Well I would SISTER, if Gateau, Marron, and Carrot would get off ME!" yelled another voice. Shinji ran over to help them.
"Who are you guys?" he asked. A young woman got up and brushed the dirt off her. Shinji's eyes fell to her breasts. Another young woman got up behind her. Shinji's eyes fell to her breasts almost immediately. "We are the Sorcerer Hunters!" came a male voice. A young man stood up, his hair messed up, but he had an unusual resemblance to Heero. "I'm Carrot Glace, but you can call me the love machine!" said Carrot, leaning against Rei. Marron slowly got up with the help Gateau. Shinji stared at Marron for a moment. He wasn't sure if Marron was male or female. But either way, Marron was beautiful. "Where are we, sister?" asked the woman with pink hair. "I don't know, Tira, but I sense a sorcerer." replied the woman with the hat on. She looked around and turned to Rei. "It's her! She's the fat evil sorcerer, Carrot!!" cried Chocolate. "NOOOO!" yelled Carrot, and clung on to Rei. Gateau pulled Carrot away from Rei. The two girls pulled out their whips and started to whip Rei. She
died. "Well, the threat is gone, thanks to us Sorcerer Hunters!" said Chocolate.
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Kinumi:
"Oh my God!! They killed Rei!" Shinji screamed. He picked up her corpse and cried. "Rei!" he sobbed. "You idiot!" cried Asuka as she landed in Treize's mansion with her EVA. "That's not Rei Ayanami, it's Rei Hino!" Shinji looked down at what he thought was the corpse of the blue-haired first child, but saw the one of the black-haired Sailor Fukued one. "Oh." Shinji said. Kaoru shook his head. "My love, please try not to get so confused." Shinji blushed. "But there are too many Reis'!" he cried. Carrot smiled. "The more the better!" he said. Tira whipped him and he fell on the floor, unconscious. Kaoru looked around the room. "Has the third impact occurred?" he wondered.
He could not be answered because four more bodies fell from the now normal portal. "Where are we?" asked a red-haired man in ancient Japanese clothing. "I do not recognize this place, that I don't." "Kenshin!!! I'm scared!" said an ugly girl in a kimono. "Yeah, ugly's right, this is weird." a young boy said. "Well, there's some people over there, let's ask them where we are." a very hot, tough guy suggested. Asuka jumped out of her EVA. "That's what I'd like to know too!" she cried. She turned to Shinji. "You Idiot!" she screamed. "Asuka...I." Shinji was cut off as Asuka kicked him. "Ow!" he cried. Asuka pushed him down and kicked him again. "You sick pervert! I know all about your sick fantasies of me! Why do you have to drag me into them?!" Shinji tried to stand up but Asuka pushed him back down. "But Asuka! This isn't a fantasy! We fell through a portal! I swear!!" he pleaded. "Um, excuse me." Kenshin interrupted. Asuka spun around. "WHAT!!!" she demanded. Kenshin stepped
back from the abusive girl. "I just want to know where we are, that I do." he stuttered. "You are in the mansion of Treize Khushrenada." Wufei spoke up. "Who?" Kaoru (Kamiya) wondered. "It doesn't matter." Sanosuke said. "We just have to get out of here."
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Hiame:
Sanosuke walked over to the door and tried to open it, but it wouldn't open. "Fuck." he grumbled. He made a fist and punched the door. Nothing happened. "You're a fucking baka." said Wufei. Sano turned around, enraged. "What did you say, dragon boy?" he asked, slowly walking up to Wufei. Kenshin, Kaoru, and Yahiko tried to stop him but failed. "Sanosuke! Don't hurt anyone!" cried Kaoru. Sanosuke whirled around to face her. "Shut up you fucking horse!" he yelled, pulling out his Zanbatou. He brought the heavy Cloud Sword on the ugly horse and split her in two. Everyone stared in horror at the dead corpse, well the two pieces of her. Suddenly Yahiko started to laugh but stopped when Kenshin looked at him in disgust. Sano turned back to Wufei.
Just then, Karin ran out of the shadows. "STOP!" she cried. "No more killing! PLEASE!" "Where have you been?" asked Wufei. "I was looking for the right bullet and I found it!" said Karin, jumping up and down. "Good, then shoot this fuck with the overgrown sword." said Wufei. Karin looked at Sanosuke and shot him. Kenshin shrieked and caught Sano before he hit the ground. "Why did you shoot him? Why!" Kenshin got up and his eyes turned yellow. "Hey! He isn't dead!" cried Karin as Kenshin advanced toward her. Suddenly Kenshin jumped in the air. "Hiten Mitsurugi, Sanrio Sen!!!!!" he cried as he flipped the blade of his reverse blade sword, and jumped in the air; he came down on her with centrifugal force. Then everyone was quiet. Kenshin stood up and looked at her. "I know he's still alive, I just wanted to kill someone." He said. Karin stood for about 30 seconds before her head split in two. Carrot fainted again. "Carrot! Wake up!" cried Tira. "Darling!!" cried Chocolate.
Marron walked slowly away from Kenshin and Sanosuke. "What is wrong with you people?" he asked. "Careful Marron, don't get them mad at you. If they killed you, I don't know what I'd do! Oh God! If you died, I couldn't live! Marron, I LOVE YOU!!!" cried Gateau. Marron fell over. Gateau started to cry. "Oh My God!!! You are such an IDIOT!!!" yelled Asuka. Asuka grabbed Gateau by the hair and flung him against the wall. Shinji collapsed and started to cry. Kaoru began to comfort him and watched as Asuka went crazy.
Gateau was balling by now, and holding his head. Asuka went up to him and kicked him in the balls. "AHHHHHHHH!!!" he cried, clutching his groin. Marron couldn't help it, but he started to laugh at the sight of a girl beating up Gateau. "AHH! Help me Marron, my love!" he cried as Asuka ripped another patch of hair from his head. "You are a fucking baby! Why, you're a disgrace to men! I can't stand you!!" cried Asuka as she ripped off both his ears. Asuka finally decided to stop torturing him. She punched him in the stomach and took out his liver, along with his intestines. Tira and Chocolate vomited. Carrot was still unconscious. Tira and Chocolate looked up after barfing their lungs out. They stared at their lungs on the ground. They fell over and died.
Sanosuke got up and looked around. "What happened?" he wondered. Kenshin ran to his side.
"Sanosuke my love!" he cried and hugged him. "I feel funny," said Sano. He got up and picked up his Zanbatou. "Hmmm, I want to play," he said. Everyone looked at him. "W-What are you talking about?" asked Kenshin. "I WANT TO FUCKING PLAY!!!" Sano screamed. Kenshin stepped back. "Sano, put the Zanbatou down," he pleaded. Sanosuke laughed. "Helicopter, helicopter over my head." sang Sanosuke as he swung the huge Cloud Sword over his head. "Which one of you is going to be DEAD!!" He swung the Zanbatou over his head and clearly sliced off Shinji, Kaoru, Asuka, and Yahiko's heads. Kenshin managed to dodge it the second time around. Marron's arm was cut but he managed to get Carrot out of range with the help of Wufei. "Hey, sword boy!" cried Wufei. "Kill him!!" "Never!" cried Kenshin. "I will never kill my Sano! I promised I would never kill a soul!" "Fucker, you killed Karin!" yelled Wufei.
"If you don't kill him then I will!" Kenshin looked mad. "No one is going to lay a finger on my SANO!!" yelled Kenshin, who turned all battousai. "Oh Yeah?" challenged Wufei. Kenshin waited for Wufei to attack. Wufei leapt towards him and the battle began. The battle that determines the fate of the world. "Their destiny was foreordained. The battle has begun," came a mysterious voice. Suddenly a big bubble popped out of the ceiling holding a small young lady dressed in white.
~~ End part 4
