Hiame and Kinumi's Stupid Story Part 5!
This Chapter introduces X, Brittany Spears, a little bit of Utena, Card Captor Sakura, Fushigi Yuugi, and some self-inclusions!!
Hiame:
Marron looked up. "What are you talking about? Who are you? Why are you in a bubble?" he wondered. "I am Hinoto, a dream gazer. I look at dreams that have meaning, and I can tell the future from that," she informed Marron. "The battle that you see now is the beginning of the end. Himura Kenshin and Chang Wufei will battle to the death." Marron gasped. "Oh No! It can't be! I don't want to die! I don't want Carrot to die!" he cried. Suddenly, a huge elephant came in and smashed Carrot. Marron shrieked and started to cry. Marron ran to Hinoto and grabbed the bubble. He was then electrocuted to death. He fell to the ground, burnt to a crisp. "Stupid Ass," grumbled Hinoto. "Now, where the fuck is the popcorn?" Hinoto rummaged through her big white dress and managed to pull out a bag of popcorn. She settled down near the battle, but far enough away to evade any attacks.
"You piece of shit!" yelled Wufei. "If you don't kill Sanosuke, you will sentence ALL of us to death!" "I don't care if you die! I will not let anyone lay another finger on my Sano!" Kenshin yelled back. The battle broke out between them and lights and stuff flashed in the background. "Now, time for it to end," Hinoto said.
Just then, Kamui jumped through the portal with his sword. "What's going on?" he asked. "Don't just stand there, dummy! Kill them!" yelled Hinoto. "I don't take orders from anyone!" Kamui yelled back. Wufei and Kenshin were still fighting in the background. Kamui looked at Sanosuke. Hey, who's he? He's hot! thought Kamui as he walked over to Sanosuke. Sanosuke eyed the young Japanese boy that was walking towards him. "Hey, who are you?" asked Kamui. "Kamui!! No! You must kill Kenshin and Wufei!!!" Hinoto commanded. "No! I said I don't take orders from anyone!" yelled Kamui as he blew Hinoto away. "I'm Sanosuke, who are you?" asked Sano. "I'm Kamui." he replied.
"So, what's your favorite color?" asked Sanosuke.
"Red"
"Really? Same here."
"Who's your favorite singer?" asked Sano sitting down next to Kamui
"I'd have to say X-Japan. How about you?"
"T.M. Revolution."
"Oh. What do you think about Brittany Spears?"
"Whore"
"Yeah, I want to kill her."
"Good idea!!"
"Let's kill her!" they both said and jumped up.
The two walked off and disappeared in the walls. A few minutes later they returned dragging a girl by the hair. "AHHH! Help! My hair!" yelled the girl. "Get your hands off of me!" Kamui kicked her in the mouth and broke her jaw. Sanosuke ripped her fake boobs off. "Help someone!!" cried Brittany. Kamui kicked her again and again. Then Sanosuke spit on her. "Hey Kamui!" he said. "I know a better way of killing her. Let's give her to Akio." Kamui kicked her one last time and agreed. They dragged her over to the portal and threw her in.
***Brittany looked up and saw a young man looking down at her. "Why, hello there." said Akio. He was completely naked. "I just finished with my sister. Your timing is perfect." He grabbed Brittany and took her to his room. Screams could be heard from behind closed doors.
***Kenshin and Wufei's battle raged on and things exploded everywhere. Kamui looked bored and Sanosuke was playing with his Cool Sword. Suddenly Fuuma (Evil) popped up. "Hey guys, what's going on?" he asked. "Nothing," Kamui replied with a sigh. Fuuma saw the battle behind the two young men. "They remind me of us." he said to himself.
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Kinumi:
The battle between Kenshin and Wufei commenced. Fuuma turned to Kamui. "Hey, where's that dream gazer of yours?" he asked. "Oh, I blew her away," Kamui replied. Sanosuke suddenly had a realization that he LOVED Kenshin and now Kenshin was fighting to the death. "KENSHIN!!! NOOOOO!" he cried in vain as Wufei brought the sword down on Kenshin's head. Kenshin's head fell to the floor, while Sanosuke sobbed uncontrollably. Yet another portal appeared, and a giant rabbit fell on top of Sano, squishing him. A young girl on a pretty pink dress with wings flew in from the portal. "Ryo- Ohki card, you're mine!!" she cried as she pulled out her wand. "Return the form you were destined to be! CLOW CARD!!!" Unfortunately, the sealing spell didn't work, and the poor genki girl was chomped up by the large rabbit. Fuuma and Kamui just stared. Suddenly, and bear/cat thing flew in. "Sakura- chan! No!" it cried. Then Sakura's wand flew to Wufei. "The wand has chosen the new Card Captor!" Kero-chan cried. Wufei looked at the pretty wand. "What the hell?! I'm not a Card Captor!" he cried. "Yes you are!" Kero cried. Then he told Wufei about the magic, and now he had to go around and catch all of the mascots of anime!!"
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Hiame:
Wufei looked at the wand. "Catch all the mascots? Why?" he asked. "Because if you don't , they will become wild like Ryo-Ohki!" Kero-chan replied. Wufei looked at Kero and grabbed him. "Fine then. I'll start with you!" he said as he stuffed him into a magical bag. Kero-chan tried to transform into Kerberos, but couldn't. Wufei turned to Fuuma and Kamui. "I'm leaving," he said, and walked out the portal. The Quest for the Mascots began!!! Fuuma and Kamui ran after him to aid him in his journey.
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All of a sudden, four figures fell through the newly open portal. They were the one and only Hiame-chan, Kinumi-chan, Rei-chan (Yet another one), and Kaze-chan! As they hit the ground it changed into the Fushigi Yuugi world. They got up and looked around. "Ok," replied Hiame. "What the hell is going on???" Then she turned around and ran off. The others sighed and ran after her.
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Wufei jumped onto another roof. "I have you now, Tama!!" he yelled as he pulled out the wand. He was about to capture Tama when-"STOP!" two voice yelled. Wufei spun around to see Fuuma and Kamui. Fuuma was holding up a dress for Wufei to wear. "What the hell do you think you're doing??!" Wufei yelled again. "You must wear this," replied Fuuma. "And I will record you!!" "NO!!" Wufei protested. "I have to use this wand and that is bad enough!" Kamui tackled Wufei and ripped his clothed off. "What the hell are you doing! You pervert!!" Wufei screamed. After a few nanoseconds Wufei was wearing a black, tight miniskirt, and turtleneck tank top with black gloves that went past the elbow. He had long black boots as well. "What the hell!!" Wufei cried. "Now go capture Tama!!" yelled Kamui. Wufei tried to run but he fell over. "How am I supposed to capture Tama when I can't even walk!!" Wufei screamed.
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Hiame looked around. "So, where are we going?" she asked. "I have no idea," Kinumi replied. Suddenly Hiame and Kinumi stopped. "Oh my God!!" they both cried. Kaze and Rei whirled around to face the two. "What? What is it?!" they asked, confused and scared. "We are in our story," Kinumi replied. "The one with all the anime characters coming in through portals and dying." "How the hell did we get in here??!" demanded Rei. "I want to get out right now!" "Wait a second." Kinumi said. Everyone looked at her, worried. "If we are here...then who is writing the story?" Everyone was silent.
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Kinumi:
So anyways, back to Wufei. He had managed to capture Tama, but his commotion brought out Mitsukake. He screamed: "My cat!! Let go of my Tama!!" His yelling brought out the other Suzaku Seishi, the Seiryuu Seishi, and Yui and Miaka. "What the fuck is going on, dammit!" Tasuki yelled. "Who the hell are ya'll?!!" "Shut up, flame boy!" Wufei retorted. "This doesn't concern you!" Tasuki was furious. "What did you say, little man?!!" he yelled back. "Stop!" Miaka cried. "Can't we all just get along?" She ran between them. "Oh, shut up you anorexic whore!" Tamahome cried, and punched her head off. She died. Everyone began to cheer. Yui began to laugh so hard she couldn't control herself. "Hah Miaka! I get Tama-chan now!" she giggled. Just then, Trowa popped up out of nowhere and lit Yui on fire. He was able to do this because Sailor Mars' flames had given him special powers. Powers that involved fire.
~~End Part 5
This Chapter introduces X, Brittany Spears, a little bit of Utena, Card Captor Sakura, Fushigi Yuugi, and some self-inclusions!!
Hiame:
Marron looked up. "What are you talking about? Who are you? Why are you in a bubble?" he wondered. "I am Hinoto, a dream gazer. I look at dreams that have meaning, and I can tell the future from that," she informed Marron. "The battle that you see now is the beginning of the end. Himura Kenshin and Chang Wufei will battle to the death." Marron gasped. "Oh No! It can't be! I don't want to die! I don't want Carrot to die!" he cried. Suddenly, a huge elephant came in and smashed Carrot. Marron shrieked and started to cry. Marron ran to Hinoto and grabbed the bubble. He was then electrocuted to death. He fell to the ground, burnt to a crisp. "Stupid Ass," grumbled Hinoto. "Now, where the fuck is the popcorn?" Hinoto rummaged through her big white dress and managed to pull out a bag of popcorn. She settled down near the battle, but far enough away to evade any attacks.
"You piece of shit!" yelled Wufei. "If you don't kill Sanosuke, you will sentence ALL of us to death!" "I don't care if you die! I will not let anyone lay another finger on my Sano!" Kenshin yelled back. The battle broke out between them and lights and stuff flashed in the background. "Now, time for it to end," Hinoto said.
Just then, Kamui jumped through the portal with his sword. "What's going on?" he asked. "Don't just stand there, dummy! Kill them!" yelled Hinoto. "I don't take orders from anyone!" Kamui yelled back. Wufei and Kenshin were still fighting in the background. Kamui looked at Sanosuke. Hey, who's he? He's hot! thought Kamui as he walked over to Sanosuke. Sanosuke eyed the young Japanese boy that was walking towards him. "Hey, who are you?" asked Kamui. "Kamui!! No! You must kill Kenshin and Wufei!!!" Hinoto commanded. "No! I said I don't take orders from anyone!" yelled Kamui as he blew Hinoto away. "I'm Sanosuke, who are you?" asked Sano. "I'm Kamui." he replied.
"So, what's your favorite color?" asked Sanosuke.
"Red"
"Really? Same here."
"Who's your favorite singer?" asked Sano sitting down next to Kamui
"I'd have to say X-Japan. How about you?"
"T.M. Revolution."
"Oh. What do you think about Brittany Spears?"
"Whore"
"Yeah, I want to kill her."
"Good idea!!"
"Let's kill her!" they both said and jumped up.
The two walked off and disappeared in the walls. A few minutes later they returned dragging a girl by the hair. "AHHH! Help! My hair!" yelled the girl. "Get your hands off of me!" Kamui kicked her in the mouth and broke her jaw. Sanosuke ripped her fake boobs off. "Help someone!!" cried Brittany. Kamui kicked her again and again. Then Sanosuke spit on her. "Hey Kamui!" he said. "I know a better way of killing her. Let's give her to Akio." Kamui kicked her one last time and agreed. They dragged her over to the portal and threw her in.
***Brittany looked up and saw a young man looking down at her. "Why, hello there." said Akio. He was completely naked. "I just finished with my sister. Your timing is perfect." He grabbed Brittany and took her to his room. Screams could be heard from behind closed doors.
***Kenshin and Wufei's battle raged on and things exploded everywhere. Kamui looked bored and Sanosuke was playing with his Cool Sword. Suddenly Fuuma (Evil) popped up. "Hey guys, what's going on?" he asked. "Nothing," Kamui replied with a sigh. Fuuma saw the battle behind the two young men. "They remind me of us." he said to himself.
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Kinumi:
The battle between Kenshin and Wufei commenced. Fuuma turned to Kamui. "Hey, where's that dream gazer of yours?" he asked. "Oh, I blew her away," Kamui replied. Sanosuke suddenly had a realization that he LOVED Kenshin and now Kenshin was fighting to the death. "KENSHIN!!! NOOOOO!" he cried in vain as Wufei brought the sword down on Kenshin's head. Kenshin's head fell to the floor, while Sanosuke sobbed uncontrollably. Yet another portal appeared, and a giant rabbit fell on top of Sano, squishing him. A young girl on a pretty pink dress with wings flew in from the portal. "Ryo- Ohki card, you're mine!!" she cried as she pulled out her wand. "Return the form you were destined to be! CLOW CARD!!!" Unfortunately, the sealing spell didn't work, and the poor genki girl was chomped up by the large rabbit. Fuuma and Kamui just stared. Suddenly, and bear/cat thing flew in. "Sakura- chan! No!" it cried. Then Sakura's wand flew to Wufei. "The wand has chosen the new Card Captor!" Kero-chan cried. Wufei looked at the pretty wand. "What the hell?! I'm not a Card Captor!" he cried. "Yes you are!" Kero cried. Then he told Wufei about the magic, and now he had to go around and catch all of the mascots of anime!!"
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Hiame:
Wufei looked at the wand. "Catch all the mascots? Why?" he asked. "Because if you don't , they will become wild like Ryo-Ohki!" Kero-chan replied. Wufei looked at Kero and grabbed him. "Fine then. I'll start with you!" he said as he stuffed him into a magical bag. Kero-chan tried to transform into Kerberos, but couldn't. Wufei turned to Fuuma and Kamui. "I'm leaving," he said, and walked out the portal. The Quest for the Mascots began!!! Fuuma and Kamui ran after him to aid him in his journey.
***
All of a sudden, four figures fell through the newly open portal. They were the one and only Hiame-chan, Kinumi-chan, Rei-chan (Yet another one), and Kaze-chan! As they hit the ground it changed into the Fushigi Yuugi world. They got up and looked around. "Ok," replied Hiame. "What the hell is going on???" Then she turned around and ran off. The others sighed and ran after her.
***
Wufei jumped onto another roof. "I have you now, Tama!!" he yelled as he pulled out the wand. He was about to capture Tama when-"STOP!" two voice yelled. Wufei spun around to see Fuuma and Kamui. Fuuma was holding up a dress for Wufei to wear. "What the hell do you think you're doing??!" Wufei yelled again. "You must wear this," replied Fuuma. "And I will record you!!" "NO!!" Wufei protested. "I have to use this wand and that is bad enough!" Kamui tackled Wufei and ripped his clothed off. "What the hell are you doing! You pervert!!" Wufei screamed. After a few nanoseconds Wufei was wearing a black, tight miniskirt, and turtleneck tank top with black gloves that went past the elbow. He had long black boots as well. "What the hell!!" Wufei cried. "Now go capture Tama!!" yelled Kamui. Wufei tried to run but he fell over. "How am I supposed to capture Tama when I can't even walk!!" Wufei screamed.
***
Hiame looked around. "So, where are we going?" she asked. "I have no idea," Kinumi replied. Suddenly Hiame and Kinumi stopped. "Oh my God!!" they both cried. Kaze and Rei whirled around to face the two. "What? What is it?!" they asked, confused and scared. "We are in our story," Kinumi replied. "The one with all the anime characters coming in through portals and dying." "How the hell did we get in here??!" demanded Rei. "I want to get out right now!" "Wait a second." Kinumi said. Everyone looked at her, worried. "If we are here...then who is writing the story?" Everyone was silent.
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Kinumi:
So anyways, back to Wufei. He had managed to capture Tama, but his commotion brought out Mitsukake. He screamed: "My cat!! Let go of my Tama!!" His yelling brought out the other Suzaku Seishi, the Seiryuu Seishi, and Yui and Miaka. "What the fuck is going on, dammit!" Tasuki yelled. "Who the hell are ya'll?!!" "Shut up, flame boy!" Wufei retorted. "This doesn't concern you!" Tasuki was furious. "What did you say, little man?!!" he yelled back. "Stop!" Miaka cried. "Can't we all just get along?" She ran between them. "Oh, shut up you anorexic whore!" Tamahome cried, and punched her head off. She died. Everyone began to cheer. Yui began to laugh so hard she couldn't control herself. "Hah Miaka! I get Tama-chan now!" she giggled. Just then, Trowa popped up out of nowhere and lit Yui on fire. He was able to do this because Sailor Mars' flames had given him special powers. Powers that involved fire.
~~End Part 5
