Hiame & Kinumi's Stupid Story Part 6!
This chapter introduces Monty Python & the Holy Grail, Shoujo Kakumei Utena, Chrono Cross, and Trigun
Hiame:
Yui burned. " TROWA!!" yelled Wufei, " What's wrong with you?!? I thought that you were on my side!" Trowa chuckled, " I was on your side," he said. Everyone else watched silently as the special scene unfolded before them. " Trowa, what happened to you?" asked Wufei. He took a step forward to touch his fellow comrade. Trowa slapped his hand away. " NO!!! You're my enemy now. Now that you are collecting all the mascots of anime with those two transvestites, I will do everything in my power to kill and stop you." Wufei stepped back, " What are you talking about?" " Shishio- sama and I will be the only rulers of the mascots!" yelled Trowa, summoning a ball of fire between his hands, and hurled it towards Wufei. Wufei barely managed to dodge it. " Shishio?!?" Wufei was shocked. Trowa threw another fireball at him and this time it skinned Wufei. " Wufei!!" cried Kamui. Wufei slowly got up, " -alright. If that's how you want it to be then so be it. From this point on, I will consider you my enemy." Everyone was shocked. Suddenly a man fell from above, right in the middle of the intense scene. This shocked Mitsukake because he was watching with such intensity that this random thing falling from the sky stopped his heart. The mysterious thing slowly got up, revealing that he was completely covered with bandages. He looked like a mummy. He brushed himself off and looked around. He turned to Trowa. " You finally arrived Shishio-sama," said Trowa kneeling down to kiss his hand. "That's Shishio?" asked Wufei. " Yes, I am Shishio."
Hiame, Kinumi, Rei and Kaze were walking around when they came across a tiny village. " Yes!!! Finally! Signs of civilization!" exclaimed Hiame and ran toward the tiny village. "That baka is going to get herself killed if she keeps running off like that. said Rei as she walked with the others towards the village. Hiame ran down the streets but there were no signs of life anywhere. " Where the hell is every one?" she asked. Suddenly she heard voices coming form around the corner. There she saw Wufei, the Seiryuu seishi, the Suzaku seishi, Kamui, Fuuma, and a couple of dead bodies. Kaze, Rei, and Kinumi arrived a couple seconds later. " It's Kamui!" cried Hiame and ran up to him. " Do I know you?" asked Kamui, very confused. The others were all staring at the three girls as they went to each of them and screamed. " Who are you guys? Are you with Shishio?" asked Wufei. " Ewwwwwww! No way! I hate mummy men!" cried Hiame. Shishio looked mad. Suddenly out of nowhere a knight in armor came running in to the scene and tripped over Mitsukake's dead body. " Halt! Who goes there!" he yells in a British accent. He got up and looked around and found that he had fallen over a dead corpse. " What has happened here? Who is the barbarian that has done this!" he yelled and swung his sword around. " He died from shock. No one killed him." replied Wufei. " Liar! I will challenge you to a dual!" yelled the knight. Suddenly the wind picked up and a bunch of rose petals blew across the screen. The screen focuses on a young man with long red, well-groomed, see through hair, " Did I hear a duel?" he asked. he was holding a red rose up to his face. " Yes! I said duel and I am challenging this cheesy boy to one!" yelled the knight. The young man slowly walked up to the knight and suddenly shoved the red rose into the knight's helmet. " Why don't you challenge someone your own size you nincompoop!" yelled the man. " Argh! You heathen! I shall take my sword and thrust it into your face! You will be very sorry that you did that! I will challenge you then!" yelled the knight. "Fine. Then we must go to the dueling arena," said the man. "What's a dueling arena?" asked the confused knight. Everyone sweatdropped.
Every one stood on the side of the dueling arena. " So. this is the dueling arena." said the knight. " Yes. Now before we duel, we must introduce each other. I am the president of the student council, Kiryuu Touga," replied Touga. " I am the Black Knight! The greatest knight that has ever lived on the planet!" said the Black Knight. Out of nowhere a young girl in a very big dress came up to Touga and put a red rose on his chest. Then she went over to the Black Knight and gave him a Rainbow Rose. "Wow, I have never seen such a rose" said Anthy. Then Saionji came in the scene and smacked Anthy in the face and she fell to the ground. " Saionji, I wish that you would treat the Rose Bride better," said Touga. Saionji spit on Anthy and walked to where the others were watching. " Shall we begin?" asked Touga. " Yes!" said the Black Knight. He charged at Touga and he dodged. They charged at each other for a while when suddenly Touga cut off one of one of the Black Knight's arms. Every one gasped. "Touga! You have cut off the opponent's arm! That is against the rules!" yelled Saionji. The Black Knight stood there " It's quite alright. It's but a scratch." Touga charged him again but this time the Black Knight dodged him and sent Touga flying right off the arena. Every one was silent. The Black Knight turned to everyone, " There. I have disposed of the unholy being. Everyone is safe now." Suddenly the whole place started to shake. " Ahhhhhhh! What's going on?!?" cried Hiame. Everyone started to run around to find something to hide under. " Touga is dead and now the world is going to end!" cried Saionji. Anthy stood there smiling. Just then a portal opened and every one, except Saionji and Anthy jumped in before the whole arena collapsed.
Wufei stood up and looked around. " Where am I?" he asked. Kamui stood up and helped Fuuma up as well. Everyone started to walk around to explore this new land that they fell upon. They all seemed to be on a beach. They saw Shishio and Trowa unconscious, for they had hit their heads on a rock. " Hey there mates!" came a voice from behind. Every one turned to find a young girl standing there. Behind her was a young man with blue hair. " Who are you guys?" asked Tamahome. " I am Kid. This is Ser-" she was cut off as Hiame glomped the boy behind her. " SERGE!!!!!!" she cried in delight. Kid was furious. " Get off my Serge!!!!" she yelled. " No!" Hiame yelled back. Kaze, Rei, and Kinumi all sweat dropped. Just then Glenn walked in and Kinumi glomped him almost immediately. "Great," grumbled Rei. " Anyway." said Tasuki, ignoring the battle between Kid and Hiame behind him, " why did the Dueling arena collapse?" "Yeah" said Wufei, " that one guy with crazy green hair said that the world is going to end now because Touga died." " It's true," said Serge, finally free from Hiame's grasp. She was to busy arguing with Kid. " Touga was the pillar of all the anime worlds. His death has now caused a big disturbance in all the anime worlds." "So how are we supposed to stop this?" asked Kamui. " What if we don't stop it? What will happen to all the anime worlds?" asked Kaze. " If we don't stop the disturbance, then the worlds would cease to exist," said Serge. " That's not good!" cried Hiame, finished arguing with Kid. " We have to do something! There is so many worlds that I haven't seen yet!" "Alright, what do we have to do?" asked Nakago.
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Kinumi:
Everyone stared at him. "When did you get here?" asked Tamahome. Nakago frowned. "Didn't you notice? ALL of the Seiryuu Seishi are here!" he said. Everyone looked around to see that Soi, Tomo, Miboshi, Amiboshi, Suboshi, and Ashitare were there. "We must all work together!" Kid cried, running between the Suzaku and Seiryuu Seishi before they started to fight. "How are we supposed to do that?" Glenn asked, with Kinumi still attached to him. Kid banged her fist on a nearby table. "We MUST capture all the mascots!!" She cried. "Only their combined powers have the power to save all the worlds!" Wufei stared at her. "You mean I have to capture more of the damn animals!!" he cried. Kid nodded. "We already have Kero-chan and Tama. We need to get the others." Kamui popped up holding another frilly dress with blue ribbons. "I made this just for you, Wu-chan!!" he cried cheerfully. "THERE IS NO WAY IN HELL I AM GOING TO W-" he was cut off as Kamui ripped his clothes off again and forced the dress over his head. Everyone stared at the two. "Awwww, how cute!!!" Hiame said. Rei and Kaze sweat dropped. "Where do we start?" asked Hotohori. "Well, we'll need more Card Captors," Kid said. Suddenly, An array of pretty magical wands flew out of the ocean and headed toward them. One flew to Tamahome, Nakago, Glenn, Nuriko, Tasuki, Chichiri, and finally, Vash. Everyone stared at Vash. "Where the bloody hell did you come from?" asked Kid. Vash shrugged. "I don't know, I was just eating some doughnuts and all of a sudden I was on a beach with all you people," he replied. Then he leaned against Kid. "You know, I-" he started to say with a leer on his face until Kid punched him and he fell in the ocean. Kamui squealed in delight. "Yes! I get to make costumes for ALL of you!!!" he cried happily. Everyone facefaulted. Trowa and Shishio woke up from their unconsciousness. "I heard every word!" Shishio spat. "And I will do everything in my power to stop you!" And with that he and Trowa disappeared in a flash of smoke. Hiame fainted.
~~End Part 6
This chapter introduces Monty Python & the Holy Grail, Shoujo Kakumei Utena, Chrono Cross, and Trigun
Hiame:
Yui burned. " TROWA!!" yelled Wufei, " What's wrong with you?!? I thought that you were on my side!" Trowa chuckled, " I was on your side," he said. Everyone else watched silently as the special scene unfolded before them. " Trowa, what happened to you?" asked Wufei. He took a step forward to touch his fellow comrade. Trowa slapped his hand away. " NO!!! You're my enemy now. Now that you are collecting all the mascots of anime with those two transvestites, I will do everything in my power to kill and stop you." Wufei stepped back, " What are you talking about?" " Shishio- sama and I will be the only rulers of the mascots!" yelled Trowa, summoning a ball of fire between his hands, and hurled it towards Wufei. Wufei barely managed to dodge it. " Shishio?!?" Wufei was shocked. Trowa threw another fireball at him and this time it skinned Wufei. " Wufei!!" cried Kamui. Wufei slowly got up, " -alright. If that's how you want it to be then so be it. From this point on, I will consider you my enemy." Everyone was shocked. Suddenly a man fell from above, right in the middle of the intense scene. This shocked Mitsukake because he was watching with such intensity that this random thing falling from the sky stopped his heart. The mysterious thing slowly got up, revealing that he was completely covered with bandages. He looked like a mummy. He brushed himself off and looked around. He turned to Trowa. " You finally arrived Shishio-sama," said Trowa kneeling down to kiss his hand. "That's Shishio?" asked Wufei. " Yes, I am Shishio."
Hiame, Kinumi, Rei and Kaze were walking around when they came across a tiny village. " Yes!!! Finally! Signs of civilization!" exclaimed Hiame and ran toward the tiny village. "That baka is going to get herself killed if she keeps running off like that. said Rei as she walked with the others towards the village. Hiame ran down the streets but there were no signs of life anywhere. " Where the hell is every one?" she asked. Suddenly she heard voices coming form around the corner. There she saw Wufei, the Seiryuu seishi, the Suzaku seishi, Kamui, Fuuma, and a couple of dead bodies. Kaze, Rei, and Kinumi arrived a couple seconds later. " It's Kamui!" cried Hiame and ran up to him. " Do I know you?" asked Kamui, very confused. The others were all staring at the three girls as they went to each of them and screamed. " Who are you guys? Are you with Shishio?" asked Wufei. " Ewwwwwww! No way! I hate mummy men!" cried Hiame. Shishio looked mad. Suddenly out of nowhere a knight in armor came running in to the scene and tripped over Mitsukake's dead body. " Halt! Who goes there!" he yells in a British accent. He got up and looked around and found that he had fallen over a dead corpse. " What has happened here? Who is the barbarian that has done this!" he yelled and swung his sword around. " He died from shock. No one killed him." replied Wufei. " Liar! I will challenge you to a dual!" yelled the knight. Suddenly the wind picked up and a bunch of rose petals blew across the screen. The screen focuses on a young man with long red, well-groomed, see through hair, " Did I hear a duel?" he asked. he was holding a red rose up to his face. " Yes! I said duel and I am challenging this cheesy boy to one!" yelled the knight. The young man slowly walked up to the knight and suddenly shoved the red rose into the knight's helmet. " Why don't you challenge someone your own size you nincompoop!" yelled the man. " Argh! You heathen! I shall take my sword and thrust it into your face! You will be very sorry that you did that! I will challenge you then!" yelled the knight. "Fine. Then we must go to the dueling arena," said the man. "What's a dueling arena?" asked the confused knight. Everyone sweatdropped.
Every one stood on the side of the dueling arena. " So. this is the dueling arena." said the knight. " Yes. Now before we duel, we must introduce each other. I am the president of the student council, Kiryuu Touga," replied Touga. " I am the Black Knight! The greatest knight that has ever lived on the planet!" said the Black Knight. Out of nowhere a young girl in a very big dress came up to Touga and put a red rose on his chest. Then she went over to the Black Knight and gave him a Rainbow Rose. "Wow, I have never seen such a rose" said Anthy. Then Saionji came in the scene and smacked Anthy in the face and she fell to the ground. " Saionji, I wish that you would treat the Rose Bride better," said Touga. Saionji spit on Anthy and walked to where the others were watching. " Shall we begin?" asked Touga. " Yes!" said the Black Knight. He charged at Touga and he dodged. They charged at each other for a while when suddenly Touga cut off one of one of the Black Knight's arms. Every one gasped. "Touga! You have cut off the opponent's arm! That is against the rules!" yelled Saionji. The Black Knight stood there " It's quite alright. It's but a scratch." Touga charged him again but this time the Black Knight dodged him and sent Touga flying right off the arena. Every one was silent. The Black Knight turned to everyone, " There. I have disposed of the unholy being. Everyone is safe now." Suddenly the whole place started to shake. " Ahhhhhhh! What's going on?!?" cried Hiame. Everyone started to run around to find something to hide under. " Touga is dead and now the world is going to end!" cried Saionji. Anthy stood there smiling. Just then a portal opened and every one, except Saionji and Anthy jumped in before the whole arena collapsed.
Wufei stood up and looked around. " Where am I?" he asked. Kamui stood up and helped Fuuma up as well. Everyone started to walk around to explore this new land that they fell upon. They all seemed to be on a beach. They saw Shishio and Trowa unconscious, for they had hit their heads on a rock. " Hey there mates!" came a voice from behind. Every one turned to find a young girl standing there. Behind her was a young man with blue hair. " Who are you guys?" asked Tamahome. " I am Kid. This is Ser-" she was cut off as Hiame glomped the boy behind her. " SERGE!!!!!!" she cried in delight. Kid was furious. " Get off my Serge!!!!" she yelled. " No!" Hiame yelled back. Kaze, Rei, and Kinumi all sweat dropped. Just then Glenn walked in and Kinumi glomped him almost immediately. "Great," grumbled Rei. " Anyway." said Tasuki, ignoring the battle between Kid and Hiame behind him, " why did the Dueling arena collapse?" "Yeah" said Wufei, " that one guy with crazy green hair said that the world is going to end now because Touga died." " It's true," said Serge, finally free from Hiame's grasp. She was to busy arguing with Kid. " Touga was the pillar of all the anime worlds. His death has now caused a big disturbance in all the anime worlds." "So how are we supposed to stop this?" asked Kamui. " What if we don't stop it? What will happen to all the anime worlds?" asked Kaze. " If we don't stop the disturbance, then the worlds would cease to exist," said Serge. " That's not good!" cried Hiame, finished arguing with Kid. " We have to do something! There is so many worlds that I haven't seen yet!" "Alright, what do we have to do?" asked Nakago.
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Kinumi:
Everyone stared at him. "When did you get here?" asked Tamahome. Nakago frowned. "Didn't you notice? ALL of the Seiryuu Seishi are here!" he said. Everyone looked around to see that Soi, Tomo, Miboshi, Amiboshi, Suboshi, and Ashitare were there. "We must all work together!" Kid cried, running between the Suzaku and Seiryuu Seishi before they started to fight. "How are we supposed to do that?" Glenn asked, with Kinumi still attached to him. Kid banged her fist on a nearby table. "We MUST capture all the mascots!!" She cried. "Only their combined powers have the power to save all the worlds!" Wufei stared at her. "You mean I have to capture more of the damn animals!!" he cried. Kid nodded. "We already have Kero-chan and Tama. We need to get the others." Kamui popped up holding another frilly dress with blue ribbons. "I made this just for you, Wu-chan!!" he cried cheerfully. "THERE IS NO WAY IN HELL I AM GOING TO W-" he was cut off as Kamui ripped his clothes off again and forced the dress over his head. Everyone stared at the two. "Awwww, how cute!!!" Hiame said. Rei and Kaze sweat dropped. "Where do we start?" asked Hotohori. "Well, we'll need more Card Captors," Kid said. Suddenly, An array of pretty magical wands flew out of the ocean and headed toward them. One flew to Tamahome, Nakago, Glenn, Nuriko, Tasuki, Chichiri, and finally, Vash. Everyone stared at Vash. "Where the bloody hell did you come from?" asked Kid. Vash shrugged. "I don't know, I was just eating some doughnuts and all of a sudden I was on a beach with all you people," he replied. Then he leaned against Kid. "You know, I-" he started to say with a leer on his face until Kid punched him and he fell in the ocean. Kamui squealed in delight. "Yes! I get to make costumes for ALL of you!!!" he cried happily. Everyone facefaulted. Trowa and Shishio woke up from their unconsciousness. "I heard every word!" Shishio spat. "And I will do everything in my power to stop you!" And with that he and Trowa disappeared in a flash of smoke. Hiame fainted.
~~End Part 6
