Hiame and Kinumi's Stupid Story Part 7
This chapter introduces Escaflowne and a revisit to Sailor Moon world!!
Kinumi:
Hiame woke up and rubbed her head. "Man, that was scary," she murmured. "What the hell is that crazy Shishio guy's problem?" All of a sudden, a sword came out of nowhere and stabbed Tomo in the back. He died. "T-That's the Masamune!!" cried Glenn in surprise. Then the black knight came running up, and stopped when he saw the group crowded around Tomo's dead corpse. "Sorry about that," he apologized, pulling the Masamune out of Tomo's gut. "Wait, how did you get that sword?" Kid demanded. "Well, I was in England as a wee lad of about ten," The black knight started. "With my older brother Kay. He was a knight, and I was his squire! It was very exciting for me. But Kay forgot his sword, and he was about to fight in a tournament! So I ran around looking for one, and I saw it sticking out of this ugly rock! So I pulled it out and..." the black knight trailed off and fell over dead. He was dead because his arm had been chopped off earlier, and he lost too much blood.
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"Well..." said Kid, "What a pity. Now what should we do?" Everyone looked at her. "What's going on?" asked Vash. Everyone looked at Vash. " We are all trying to save the anime worlds. We have a lot to do." Vash had a blank expression on his face. Just then Serge doubled-over and started to cough up blood. "SERGE!!!" Hiame and Kid ran over to him. "What the bloody hell is wrong with you, Serge?!" asked Kid. Serge tried to reply but blood gushed out of his mouth and splattered all over Kid's face. "EWWWW!!!" she cried. Suddenly her face started to burn. "AHHHHHH!!! MY FACE!!! IT'S BURNING!!! HELP ME!!!" she cried out in pain as the acid blood burned through her face. It burned right through her skull and burned her brain. Kid was pronounced dead. "Serge! What wrong with you?" asked Glenn. Serge fell to the ground and coughed up more blood. Every one stared in shock. "I *cough *... I think my time is*cough* up." said Serge. "What the hell do you mean?!" cried Hiame. "My disease...*cough**gag*... it has gotten worse. I don't think that I am going to live for much longer..." Every one gasped. "We should take him to a hospital." suggested Tamahome. " There is no hospital near here." replied Glenn. " Everyone...listen. I have to tell you something." said Serge, wheezing. "What is it?" asked Rei. " This...*hack*...take this." said Serge, handing Wufei an amulet and a jewel type stone that looked like an egg. "What is this?" he asked. " Those are the tools that will...*cough*... they will help you travel to different worlds." Wufei stared at the objects, " So these things will help us save the anime worlds?" "That's what I said! *gasp**cough* stop wasting my precious time with your dumb comments." Wufei stood there and looked shocked. " Anyway, before I die... I want to tell you something very important... *cough**cough**gasp*...Touga...he died right?" "Yes. He fell off the dueling arena." replied Wufei. "Touga has a twin brother out there. His name is Allen Schezar." Everyone gasped. " What does this mean?" asked Kaze. " It means that if you can get a hold of Allen...*gag*... then you will be able to save the worlds." said Serge. " What world is he in? We can go there and get him!" said Kinumi. " It's not that easy," replied Glenn, " Allen was captured right before Touga died. He was taken by the Ryo-oki card. The only way you can save the worlds now is to capture all the mascots and rule them...once you do, you will have the power to rule the Ryo-oki card." Wufei held the objects in his hands. "Well, if we are going to save the worlds then we should begin." Suddenly Serge started to hack up blood and cough uncontrollably. "Serge!!" cried Hiame, " Don't die! What's happening to you?!?" Serge stopped coughing for a moment. "It's a disease that runs in the family. It's called the Eagle Syndrome... my cousin, Eagle has it and now I have it... Eagle was lucky that the disease didn't kill him." "Why was he lucky? Is the death from the disease worse than getting blown up?" asked Tasuki. " Yes." replied Serge, " First, my stomach will explode...*cough*...then my brain will start to disintegrate and seep out of my ears...*gag* ... then I will cough up my heart and my body will explode." Every one stood there in shock. " That sounds really painful..."replied Miboshi. "DUH!!!" yelled everyone. " Serge...why don't I just shoot you?" asked Norris. "Never mind, I'll just shoot this freaky little kid." He pulled out his gun and shot the pint- sized boy. Everyone gasped and turned to see a handsome man standing there. " No...I want to see that every one goes to save the different worlds." Nuriko walked over to Serge, " Thank you for all you have done." He bent down and kissed him on the cheek. Every one said their thanks and backed away. " Wu-chan... you should get ready for your journey. Please put this on." said Kamui holding up a pretty pink dress. " I already have one on." said Wufei. " But that one has blood one it! You can't capture mascots with blood on your clothes!" Wufei sighed... there was no way that he can win against him. He let Kamui strip him and put the pink dress on him. " SERGE!!!" came a cried. Serge was on the ground spazzing out and coughing up blood. Suddenly he coughed up his heart and exploded. Hiame started to cry. "Serge...why?" she said as she fell to the ground sobbing. Her friends were also crying with her. Tamahome went up to the three girls, " Serge sacrificed his life for us, and we should do as he said and go and capture the mascots." The girls looked up at him and nodded, " Ok. Let's go." said Hiame, anger and determination shown brightly in her eyes, " Serge's death will not be in vain." Every one walked to the little portal thingy on the beach. " There are many worlds out there, we should split up into different groups." said Wufei.
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Wufei turned to the others. He then shattered the time egg and amulet into pieces and gave each Mascot Card Captor a piece. "Alright, we split up from here," he said. "I'll go with these two weirdos." Wufei gestured to Fuuma and Kamui. Kinumi glomped Glenn yet again. "I'll go with Glenn!!" she cried. He sweatdropped. "Okay," said Wufei. "Kinumi, Glenn, and Tasuki will be one." He handed them a piece of time egg and amulet. "Next it'll be Hiame, Tamahome, Nuriko, and Amiboshi." He handed them their stuff. Then Kaze, Nakago, Vash, and Chiriko were placed together, and that left Rei, Chichiri, Suboshi, and Hotohori. "Wait, what about us?" Soi and Ashitare asked. Wufei scratched his head. "Just stay here and collect the bags with the mascots in them when we throw them through the portals." They agreed to. "Okay, now hold your time egg and amulet together and just wish yourself to the anime world you want to be in," Wufei instructed. "Remember, your mission is the catch the MASCOTS." He glared at Hiame with that word. "When you catch the mascot, go to the next world, until you can't think of any more. Then return here. Hopefully, we'll have enough to save the worlds." "And we must save Touga's brother, too!" Hiame cried. Wufei rolled his eyes. "Well, that comes last," he said. "Now let's go!" Everyone held up their special items and disappeared.
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Kinumi looked around after landing with Glenn and Tasuki in a field. "Where did you take us?" Glenn asked, glancing at Kinumi. She grinned. "Umm...I brought us to-" she was cut off as two giant mechas came tromping up out of nowhere. It seemed to be some sort of battle. The white mecha turned and saw the three. Tasuki was watching the scene with wonder; he had never seen mecha before. A young man with black hair and a red shirt jumped out of it. "Hey!!" he yelled, running towards them. "You gotta get out of here! This whole place is gonna-" he was cut off as the other mecha began lighting the field on fire. Glenn screamed while Tasuki stared at the flame with interest. Kinumi looked at the field being burned and held up a hand. "KINUMI WATER SPRAY!!" she yelled. The water was immediately doused, and the other guy in the mecha looked mad. He jumped out. He had silvery lavendery hair and red armor type stuff on. "I'll handle fire boy," Glenn said, pulling out his sword." "No!!!" Kinumi cried, running between them. The boy with the red shirt looked very confused. "Who put my FIRE out!?!" The silver haired boy yelled. "Let me explain," Kinumi cried before the red shirt and silver haired guy could start to fight again. She turned to Glenn. "I took us to the Escaflowne world, to get the mascot," she explained. "...oh," Glenn said. "What are you talking about!?" the red shirted guy cried. "Are you from the Phantom Moon?" "Hey, it's our turns to ask questions, pretty boy. Who the hell are 'ya?" "Why, I am Van Slanzar de Fanel, king of Fanelia," he said proudly. "...Or what's left of it, anyways." He added. "That's just great," Tasuki said, not really caring. "Now, take us to your mascot!!!" "HOLD IT!!" the silvery haired guy said. (Dilandau, of course) "No one is going anywhere!! You all are going to BURN!!!!" He began to laugh manically and was about to climb back into his guymelef, but then a big rock came from the sky and crushed the Alsedies. Dilandau looked in horror at his beautiful mecha, which was now a crushed piece of scrap metal. "What the hell is going on?!" Van cried, as his escaflowne was buried between falling boulder. "The anime worlds are falling apart! We need to capture all the mascots or else ALL the worlds will crumble!" Kinumi cried. "Mascots?" Dilandau repeated. "Yeah, you androgynous dork!!" Tasuki screamed, for he had had hardly any lines so far. "So take us to it now, before I get angry!" He pulled out his tessen. Just then, Meruru popped up. "Van-samaaaaaa!!!" she cried happily. "That's it!" Glenn cried. "That's the mascot! Grab it!!" Tasuki pulled out a large bag from hammer space and quickly trapped Meruru inside. Once the deed was done, he threw the bag back into where Soi and Ashitare were collecting them. "Meruru!!" Van cried. "Give her back!" He charged Glenn and they began to sword fight. The portal appeared to go to the next world, and Tasuki and Kinumi jumped in. Glenn jumped in before Van could do anything. "Wait!! Get back here!!" he cried as he jumped into the portal as well. Dilandau jumped in too, because by that time, boulders were falling everywhere and he figured it would be a safe place to be. The portal disappeared, and the only thing left to see was a giant rock landing on and squishing Princess Millerna, who was out looking for Allen. She died.
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Kaze and her group landed in an unfamiliar place. "Hey, where's Chiriko?" she asked, looking around. He was unable to be located. "Oh, I hope he isn't hurt!!" Vash cried. "How sad!!" Nakago however remained silent. "So where are we anyways?" Vash asked, wiping the tears from his eyes. "I'm not sure," Kaze replied. "There were so many things flashing in my mind that I'm not sure where we went." "So we're LOST!!!" Vash cried. "We're DOOMED!!!" "Shut up," Nakago said, irritated. Vash shut up, noticing his whip. "Look, the only thing we can do right now is figure out where we are, and find Chiriko," Kaze suggested. Just then, they came into the view of a city. Kaze's jaw dropped as she recognized a distinguishing feature. "T- that's the Tokyo Tower!" she cried in shock. "Oh good, then you know where we are!" Vash said happily. "Not...necessarily," Kaze started. "Do you know how much anime has the Tokyo Tower in it? The possibilities are endless." Vash began to cry again, and Nakago had to control himself from mutilating the guy. "Hey wait! What's that!?" Kaze cried as three big bubbles came from the sky and encased the three mascot hunters. "What the hell?!" Vash cried as they were instantly transported to the Tokyo Tower.
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When they awoke after apparently losing consciousness, they realized that they were on the highest level of the Tokyo Tower. Vash screamed, because he was afraid of heights. "Where are we!?" Kaze shrieked, loosing some of her cool demeanor. "Stop hiding, you piece of shit!!" came a masculine voice. Everyone turned around to see the beloved outer Senshi that were left out of the earlier installments, minus Pluto. "Haruka-saaaan!" Kaze cried, her eyes watering. Haruka whipped out her space sword and pressed it against Kaze's throat. "How did you know my true identity?!" she hissed, her eyes narrowing. "Stop!!" Vash cried. "I'll save you from this cross dressing bastard!!" But as he was charging Haruka, he tripped over Hotaru's Silence Glaive and fell over the edge of the Tokyo Tower. His screams could be heard for miles as he fell, until there was a sickening spattering sound. Nakago sighed with relief. Finally the idiot was gone! Haruka regarded the scene with what seemed like amusement, but then turned her attention back to Kaze. "Who are you?" she demanded. "Do you know what happened to the other Senshi?" "Now, stop harassing the poor girl, Haruka love," came the beautiful voice of Michiru Kaiou. Kaze seemed about ready to faint. "Michiru mommy, do they really know where the other Senshi and the real Princess is?" Hotaru asked, leaning against her Silence Glaive. "The real princess?" Kaze echoed, confused. "It's a long story," Haruka said. "Come with us, and we'll tell you, but only if you answer our questions." Kaze nodded in agreement, and Nakago agreed too. Setsuna, or Pluto at the moment, appeared on the top of the tower. (How, we'll never know) "You guys, there is a disturbance in the fabric of ti-" she stopped speaking when she saw Kaze and Nakago. "Oh, I guess this is why."
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A few minutes later, they were all hanging out in the Outer Senshi's place. "now what's this about the real princess?" Kaze asked. "Well," Michiru started. "It all started when the Inner Senshi all disappeared. Without the princess, the future was doomed, and Small Lady seemed to have disappeared as well, so...we created a substitute. It seems to work quite well, actually." She motioned to Setsuna, who went into a room and then came out holding a young boy wearing the traditional Moon Princess dress, complete with crescent moon on his forehead. In fact, the boy looked a lot like..."Chiriko!!" Kaze cried in recognition. "YOU"RE the moon princess' substitute?" Chiriko hung his head. "Of course intellectually I was aware of my folly, but they seemed so sure that I would make a fine stand-in for their princess, who is currently too young to be a ruler of any sort," he explained. At that moment, Chibi-Chibi popped up, and smiled her sickly sweet smile. "I...seeā¦" Kaze said, not seeing. "Ok, now we told you, so now you explain to us," Haruka said. "Where did the Inner Senshi go?" Kaze put the teacup down, which Michiru had served earlier. "From what I understand," she started. "It all started when my two friends Kinumi and Hiame started writing a stupid story with them in it. But it got out of control, and now we are in the story, and we don't know who's writing it. And now we found out that all of the anime worlds are in danger because the pillar died, and can only be saved if we capture all of the mascots." The others took this in. "Well then," said Haruka. "I think our first line of business is to figure out who's writing the story. The mascots can wait."
And so, Kaze, Haruka, Michiru, Setsuna, Hotaru, and Nakago (who is kind of upset because his lines have sucked so far) started their own separate journey. Chiriko continued to play the part of the princess.
~~End of Part 7
This chapter introduces Escaflowne and a revisit to Sailor Moon world!!
Kinumi:
Hiame woke up and rubbed her head. "Man, that was scary," she murmured. "What the hell is that crazy Shishio guy's problem?" All of a sudden, a sword came out of nowhere and stabbed Tomo in the back. He died. "T-That's the Masamune!!" cried Glenn in surprise. Then the black knight came running up, and stopped when he saw the group crowded around Tomo's dead corpse. "Sorry about that," he apologized, pulling the Masamune out of Tomo's gut. "Wait, how did you get that sword?" Kid demanded. "Well, I was in England as a wee lad of about ten," The black knight started. "With my older brother Kay. He was a knight, and I was his squire! It was very exciting for me. But Kay forgot his sword, and he was about to fight in a tournament! So I ran around looking for one, and I saw it sticking out of this ugly rock! So I pulled it out and..." the black knight trailed off and fell over dead. He was dead because his arm had been chopped off earlier, and he lost too much blood.
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Hiame:
"Well..." said Kid, "What a pity. Now what should we do?" Everyone looked at her. "What's going on?" asked Vash. Everyone looked at Vash. " We are all trying to save the anime worlds. We have a lot to do." Vash had a blank expression on his face. Just then Serge doubled-over and started to cough up blood. "SERGE!!!" Hiame and Kid ran over to him. "What the bloody hell is wrong with you, Serge?!" asked Kid. Serge tried to reply but blood gushed out of his mouth and splattered all over Kid's face. "EWWWW!!!" she cried. Suddenly her face started to burn. "AHHHHHH!!! MY FACE!!! IT'S BURNING!!! HELP ME!!!" she cried out in pain as the acid blood burned through her face. It burned right through her skull and burned her brain. Kid was pronounced dead. "Serge! What wrong with you?" asked Glenn. Serge fell to the ground and coughed up more blood. Every one stared in shock. "I *cough *... I think my time is*cough* up." said Serge. "What the hell do you mean?!" cried Hiame. "My disease...*cough**gag*... it has gotten worse. I don't think that I am going to live for much longer..." Every one gasped. "We should take him to a hospital." suggested Tamahome. " There is no hospital near here." replied Glenn. " Everyone...listen. I have to tell you something." said Serge, wheezing. "What is it?" asked Rei. " This...*hack*...take this." said Serge, handing Wufei an amulet and a jewel type stone that looked like an egg. "What is this?" he asked. " Those are the tools that will...*cough*... they will help you travel to different worlds." Wufei stared at the objects, " So these things will help us save the anime worlds?" "That's what I said! *gasp**cough* stop wasting my precious time with your dumb comments." Wufei stood there and looked shocked. " Anyway, before I die... I want to tell you something very important... *cough**cough**gasp*...Touga...he died right?" "Yes. He fell off the dueling arena." replied Wufei. "Touga has a twin brother out there. His name is Allen Schezar." Everyone gasped. " What does this mean?" asked Kaze. " It means that if you can get a hold of Allen...*gag*... then you will be able to save the worlds." said Serge. " What world is he in? We can go there and get him!" said Kinumi. " It's not that easy," replied Glenn, " Allen was captured right before Touga died. He was taken by the Ryo-oki card. The only way you can save the worlds now is to capture all the mascots and rule them...once you do, you will have the power to rule the Ryo-oki card." Wufei held the objects in his hands. "Well, if we are going to save the worlds then we should begin." Suddenly Serge started to hack up blood and cough uncontrollably. "Serge!!" cried Hiame, " Don't die! What's happening to you?!?" Serge stopped coughing for a moment. "It's a disease that runs in the family. It's called the Eagle Syndrome... my cousin, Eagle has it and now I have it... Eagle was lucky that the disease didn't kill him." "Why was he lucky? Is the death from the disease worse than getting blown up?" asked Tasuki. " Yes." replied Serge, " First, my stomach will explode...*cough*...then my brain will start to disintegrate and seep out of my ears...*gag* ... then I will cough up my heart and my body will explode." Every one stood there in shock. " That sounds really painful..."replied Miboshi. "DUH!!!" yelled everyone. " Serge...why don't I just shoot you?" asked Norris. "Never mind, I'll just shoot this freaky little kid." He pulled out his gun and shot the pint- sized boy. Everyone gasped and turned to see a handsome man standing there. " No...I want to see that every one goes to save the different worlds." Nuriko walked over to Serge, " Thank you for all you have done." He bent down and kissed him on the cheek. Every one said their thanks and backed away. " Wu-chan... you should get ready for your journey. Please put this on." said Kamui holding up a pretty pink dress. " I already have one on." said Wufei. " But that one has blood one it! You can't capture mascots with blood on your clothes!" Wufei sighed... there was no way that he can win against him. He let Kamui strip him and put the pink dress on him. " SERGE!!!" came a cried. Serge was on the ground spazzing out and coughing up blood. Suddenly he coughed up his heart and exploded. Hiame started to cry. "Serge...why?" she said as she fell to the ground sobbing. Her friends were also crying with her. Tamahome went up to the three girls, " Serge sacrificed his life for us, and we should do as he said and go and capture the mascots." The girls looked up at him and nodded, " Ok. Let's go." said Hiame, anger and determination shown brightly in her eyes, " Serge's death will not be in vain." Every one walked to the little portal thingy on the beach. " There are many worlds out there, we should split up into different groups." said Wufei.
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Wufei turned to the others. He then shattered the time egg and amulet into pieces and gave each Mascot Card Captor a piece. "Alright, we split up from here," he said. "I'll go with these two weirdos." Wufei gestured to Fuuma and Kamui. Kinumi glomped Glenn yet again. "I'll go with Glenn!!" she cried. He sweatdropped. "Okay," said Wufei. "Kinumi, Glenn, and Tasuki will be one." He handed them a piece of time egg and amulet. "Next it'll be Hiame, Tamahome, Nuriko, and Amiboshi." He handed them their stuff. Then Kaze, Nakago, Vash, and Chiriko were placed together, and that left Rei, Chichiri, Suboshi, and Hotohori. "Wait, what about us?" Soi and Ashitare asked. Wufei scratched his head. "Just stay here and collect the bags with the mascots in them when we throw them through the portals." They agreed to. "Okay, now hold your time egg and amulet together and just wish yourself to the anime world you want to be in," Wufei instructed. "Remember, your mission is the catch the MASCOTS." He glared at Hiame with that word. "When you catch the mascot, go to the next world, until you can't think of any more. Then return here. Hopefully, we'll have enough to save the worlds." "And we must save Touga's brother, too!" Hiame cried. Wufei rolled his eyes. "Well, that comes last," he said. "Now let's go!" Everyone held up their special items and disappeared.
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Kinumi looked around after landing with Glenn and Tasuki in a field. "Where did you take us?" Glenn asked, glancing at Kinumi. She grinned. "Umm...I brought us to-" she was cut off as two giant mechas came tromping up out of nowhere. It seemed to be some sort of battle. The white mecha turned and saw the three. Tasuki was watching the scene with wonder; he had never seen mecha before. A young man with black hair and a red shirt jumped out of it. "Hey!!" he yelled, running towards them. "You gotta get out of here! This whole place is gonna-" he was cut off as the other mecha began lighting the field on fire. Glenn screamed while Tasuki stared at the flame with interest. Kinumi looked at the field being burned and held up a hand. "KINUMI WATER SPRAY!!" she yelled. The water was immediately doused, and the other guy in the mecha looked mad. He jumped out. He had silvery lavendery hair and red armor type stuff on. "I'll handle fire boy," Glenn said, pulling out his sword." "No!!!" Kinumi cried, running between them. The boy with the red shirt looked very confused. "Who put my FIRE out!?!" The silver haired boy yelled. "Let me explain," Kinumi cried before the red shirt and silver haired guy could start to fight again. She turned to Glenn. "I took us to the Escaflowne world, to get the mascot," she explained. "...oh," Glenn said. "What are you talking about!?" the red shirted guy cried. "Are you from the Phantom Moon?" "Hey, it's our turns to ask questions, pretty boy. Who the hell are 'ya?" "Why, I am Van Slanzar de Fanel, king of Fanelia," he said proudly. "...Or what's left of it, anyways." He added. "That's just great," Tasuki said, not really caring. "Now, take us to your mascot!!!" "HOLD IT!!" the silvery haired guy said. (Dilandau, of course) "No one is going anywhere!! You all are going to BURN!!!!" He began to laugh manically and was about to climb back into his guymelef, but then a big rock came from the sky and crushed the Alsedies. Dilandau looked in horror at his beautiful mecha, which was now a crushed piece of scrap metal. "What the hell is going on?!" Van cried, as his escaflowne was buried between falling boulder. "The anime worlds are falling apart! We need to capture all the mascots or else ALL the worlds will crumble!" Kinumi cried. "Mascots?" Dilandau repeated. "Yeah, you androgynous dork!!" Tasuki screamed, for he had had hardly any lines so far. "So take us to it now, before I get angry!" He pulled out his tessen. Just then, Meruru popped up. "Van-samaaaaaa!!!" she cried happily. "That's it!" Glenn cried. "That's the mascot! Grab it!!" Tasuki pulled out a large bag from hammer space and quickly trapped Meruru inside. Once the deed was done, he threw the bag back into where Soi and Ashitare were collecting them. "Meruru!!" Van cried. "Give her back!" He charged Glenn and they began to sword fight. The portal appeared to go to the next world, and Tasuki and Kinumi jumped in. Glenn jumped in before Van could do anything. "Wait!! Get back here!!" he cried as he jumped into the portal as well. Dilandau jumped in too, because by that time, boulders were falling everywhere and he figured it would be a safe place to be. The portal disappeared, and the only thing left to see was a giant rock landing on and squishing Princess Millerna, who was out looking for Allen. She died.
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Kaze and her group landed in an unfamiliar place. "Hey, where's Chiriko?" she asked, looking around. He was unable to be located. "Oh, I hope he isn't hurt!!" Vash cried. "How sad!!" Nakago however remained silent. "So where are we anyways?" Vash asked, wiping the tears from his eyes. "I'm not sure," Kaze replied. "There were so many things flashing in my mind that I'm not sure where we went." "So we're LOST!!!" Vash cried. "We're DOOMED!!!" "Shut up," Nakago said, irritated. Vash shut up, noticing his whip. "Look, the only thing we can do right now is figure out where we are, and find Chiriko," Kaze suggested. Just then, they came into the view of a city. Kaze's jaw dropped as she recognized a distinguishing feature. "T- that's the Tokyo Tower!" she cried in shock. "Oh good, then you know where we are!" Vash said happily. "Not...necessarily," Kaze started. "Do you know how much anime has the Tokyo Tower in it? The possibilities are endless." Vash began to cry again, and Nakago had to control himself from mutilating the guy. "Hey wait! What's that!?" Kaze cried as three big bubbles came from the sky and encased the three mascot hunters. "What the hell?!" Vash cried as they were instantly transported to the Tokyo Tower.
***
When they awoke after apparently losing consciousness, they realized that they were on the highest level of the Tokyo Tower. Vash screamed, because he was afraid of heights. "Where are we!?" Kaze shrieked, loosing some of her cool demeanor. "Stop hiding, you piece of shit!!" came a masculine voice. Everyone turned around to see the beloved outer Senshi that were left out of the earlier installments, minus Pluto. "Haruka-saaaan!" Kaze cried, her eyes watering. Haruka whipped out her space sword and pressed it against Kaze's throat. "How did you know my true identity?!" she hissed, her eyes narrowing. "Stop!!" Vash cried. "I'll save you from this cross dressing bastard!!" But as he was charging Haruka, he tripped over Hotaru's Silence Glaive and fell over the edge of the Tokyo Tower. His screams could be heard for miles as he fell, until there was a sickening spattering sound. Nakago sighed with relief. Finally the idiot was gone! Haruka regarded the scene with what seemed like amusement, but then turned her attention back to Kaze. "Who are you?" she demanded. "Do you know what happened to the other Senshi?" "Now, stop harassing the poor girl, Haruka love," came the beautiful voice of Michiru Kaiou. Kaze seemed about ready to faint. "Michiru mommy, do they really know where the other Senshi and the real Princess is?" Hotaru asked, leaning against her Silence Glaive. "The real princess?" Kaze echoed, confused. "It's a long story," Haruka said. "Come with us, and we'll tell you, but only if you answer our questions." Kaze nodded in agreement, and Nakago agreed too. Setsuna, or Pluto at the moment, appeared on the top of the tower. (How, we'll never know) "You guys, there is a disturbance in the fabric of ti-" she stopped speaking when she saw Kaze and Nakago. "Oh, I guess this is why."
***
A few minutes later, they were all hanging out in the Outer Senshi's place. "now what's this about the real princess?" Kaze asked. "Well," Michiru started. "It all started when the Inner Senshi all disappeared. Without the princess, the future was doomed, and Small Lady seemed to have disappeared as well, so...we created a substitute. It seems to work quite well, actually." She motioned to Setsuna, who went into a room and then came out holding a young boy wearing the traditional Moon Princess dress, complete with crescent moon on his forehead. In fact, the boy looked a lot like..."Chiriko!!" Kaze cried in recognition. "YOU"RE the moon princess' substitute?" Chiriko hung his head. "Of course intellectually I was aware of my folly, but they seemed so sure that I would make a fine stand-in for their princess, who is currently too young to be a ruler of any sort," he explained. At that moment, Chibi-Chibi popped up, and smiled her sickly sweet smile. "I...seeā¦" Kaze said, not seeing. "Ok, now we told you, so now you explain to us," Haruka said. "Where did the Inner Senshi go?" Kaze put the teacup down, which Michiru had served earlier. "From what I understand," she started. "It all started when my two friends Kinumi and Hiame started writing a stupid story with them in it. But it got out of control, and now we are in the story, and we don't know who's writing it. And now we found out that all of the anime worlds are in danger because the pillar died, and can only be saved if we capture all of the mascots." The others took this in. "Well then," said Haruka. "I think our first line of business is to figure out who's writing the story. The mascots can wait."
And so, Kaze, Haruka, Michiru, Setsuna, Hotaru, and Nakago (who is kind of upset because his lines have sucked so far) started their own separate journey. Chiriko continued to play the part of the princess.
~~End of Part 7
