Disclaimer: Gundam Wing is not mine so please don't sue.
Okay this is where my ficcy turns into H/R. Yaoi fans beware.
"YOU OFFERED HIM A PLACE IN THE DUO MAXWELL GANG…WITHOUT MY PERMISSION???"
Heero sighed. "He'll be a good asset to the team."
"WHO SAYS HE'S JOINING???"
"I do."
"I agree with Heero Duo." Quatre inputted.
"I DON'T CARE!!! THIS IS MY GANG AND I WANT TO PICK WHO GETS TO BE IN!!!"
Heero sighed. "Okay."
"Good." Duo said.
"Hey Duo." Heero said.
"What?"
"Can Wufei be in the gang?"
"Of course."
Everyone falls over anime style*
"What?" Duo asked.
"I just asked you that before!"
"No you didn't. You told me this. I don't like to be told anything. This is why I break the law silly."
"You have problems." Heero said.
"I know."
"So when's our next great robbery?"
"Today at the bank."
"TODAY???!!!" Quatre and Heero said at the same time.
"Yep. You got a problem?"
"We just robbed someone not even an hour ago!" Quatre said.
"Well…tonight is a busy night."
"I vote for the bank robbery to be tomorrow." Quatre said.
"Agreed." Trowa and Heero said.
Duo pouted. "I HATE YOU ALL!!!"
"Well???"
"Fine. We'll rob the bank blind tomorrow." Duo said and pouted and mumbled all the way to his room (stupid subordinates…trying to gang up on me…I need some potatoes for my mushroom soup).
"I myself personally think he's PMSing." Heero said.
"I agree." Quatre said.
"I HEARD THAT!!!"
The next day at the bank*
"I still don't understand."
"What the hell is there not to understand Quatre? You go in there and point your gun at people." Duo said.
"What if there are police?"
"Shot 'em."
"But that's murder."
"Get over it." Heero said.
Duo smiled. "My good 'ol murdering friend. Now how are you this fine morning?"
"Are we going or not?"
"Yep." Duo said and signaled for Trowa and Quatre to follow him outside.
"Let's ride!" Duo yelled and they mounted their horses and rode to the bank.
"Guns in place?" Duo asked.
"Check."
"Quatre is your mask in place?"
"I think so…can you tell who I am?"
Duo sighed. "Quatre remember what I told you."
"My name is Bright Horse."
"Whatever."
"Let's go already!" Heero commanded.
"Now I lead…" Duo started.
"STICK EM UP!!! THIS IS A ROBBERY!!!"
The crowd gasped. "PUT ALL OF YOUR MONEY IN THE BAGS AND NO ONE GETS HURT. LET'S NOT HAVE ANY HEROICS!!!"
Duo went to the counter and placed the bags on the table. "Fill er up toots."
The women behind the counter gasped and started stuffing money into the bags.
"HOLD IT RIGHT THERE!!! THIS IS THE POLICE!!!"
Duo grabbed the moneybags. "BAIL OUT GUYS!!!"
The Duo Maxwell Gang ran towards the door but the police headed them off. "This is your end Duo Maxwell…" The sheriff started.
"THINK AGAIN!!!" Wufei shouted and K.O'ed the sheriff.
"I thought about your offer Yuy…and I've decided to join your little gang."
"HIS LITTLE GANG??? THIS IS MY LITTLE GANG!!!" Duo screamed.
"And that's nothing to be proud of." Wufei said.
Duo opened his mouth. "LET'S GO!!!" Heero yelled.
"Got ya." Duo said and ran towards the door. Everyone else followed suit.
"So I have another member…I think I'll take down that wanted add in the paper." Duo said.
On a train*
"Princess Relena?" A servant asked.
"Oh. I'm sorry. What were you saying?"
"We're almost in California your highness."
"Finally. The Wild West. I've looked so forward to this."
"Milliardo will be here in a month."
"Good." Relena said not paying attention.
She had done it. She had made it to California.
Heh-heh-heh. Big bad Relenas here. :-D.
Okay this is where my ficcy turns into H/R. Yaoi fans beware.
"YOU OFFERED HIM A PLACE IN THE DUO MAXWELL GANG…WITHOUT MY PERMISSION???"
Heero sighed. "He'll be a good asset to the team."
"WHO SAYS HE'S JOINING???"
"I do."
"I agree with Heero Duo." Quatre inputted.
"I DON'T CARE!!! THIS IS MY GANG AND I WANT TO PICK WHO GETS TO BE IN!!!"
Heero sighed. "Okay."
"Good." Duo said.
"Hey Duo." Heero said.
"What?"
"Can Wufei be in the gang?"
"Of course."
Everyone falls over anime style*
"What?" Duo asked.
"I just asked you that before!"
"No you didn't. You told me this. I don't like to be told anything. This is why I break the law silly."
"You have problems." Heero said.
"I know."
"So when's our next great robbery?"
"Today at the bank."
"TODAY???!!!" Quatre and Heero said at the same time.
"Yep. You got a problem?"
"We just robbed someone not even an hour ago!" Quatre said.
"Well…tonight is a busy night."
"I vote for the bank robbery to be tomorrow." Quatre said.
"Agreed." Trowa and Heero said.
Duo pouted. "I HATE YOU ALL!!!"
"Well???"
"Fine. We'll rob the bank blind tomorrow." Duo said and pouted and mumbled all the way to his room (stupid subordinates…trying to gang up on me…I need some potatoes for my mushroom soup).
"I myself personally think he's PMSing." Heero said.
"I agree." Quatre said.
"I HEARD THAT!!!"
The next day at the bank*
"I still don't understand."
"What the hell is there not to understand Quatre? You go in there and point your gun at people." Duo said.
"What if there are police?"
"Shot 'em."
"But that's murder."
"Get over it." Heero said.
Duo smiled. "My good 'ol murdering friend. Now how are you this fine morning?"
"Are we going or not?"
"Yep." Duo said and signaled for Trowa and Quatre to follow him outside.
"Let's ride!" Duo yelled and they mounted their horses and rode to the bank.
"Guns in place?" Duo asked.
"Check."
"Quatre is your mask in place?"
"I think so…can you tell who I am?"
Duo sighed. "Quatre remember what I told you."
"My name is Bright Horse."
"Whatever."
"Let's go already!" Heero commanded.
"Now I lead…" Duo started.
"STICK EM UP!!! THIS IS A ROBBERY!!!"
The crowd gasped. "PUT ALL OF YOUR MONEY IN THE BAGS AND NO ONE GETS HURT. LET'S NOT HAVE ANY HEROICS!!!"
Duo went to the counter and placed the bags on the table. "Fill er up toots."
The women behind the counter gasped and started stuffing money into the bags.
"HOLD IT RIGHT THERE!!! THIS IS THE POLICE!!!"
Duo grabbed the moneybags. "BAIL OUT GUYS!!!"
The Duo Maxwell Gang ran towards the door but the police headed them off. "This is your end Duo Maxwell…" The sheriff started.
"THINK AGAIN!!!" Wufei shouted and K.O'ed the sheriff.
"I thought about your offer Yuy…and I've decided to join your little gang."
"HIS LITTLE GANG??? THIS IS MY LITTLE GANG!!!" Duo screamed.
"And that's nothing to be proud of." Wufei said.
Duo opened his mouth. "LET'S GO!!!" Heero yelled.
"Got ya." Duo said and ran towards the door. Everyone else followed suit.
"So I have another member…I think I'll take down that wanted add in the paper." Duo said.
On a train*
"Princess Relena?" A servant asked.
"Oh. I'm sorry. What were you saying?"
"We're almost in California your highness."
"Finally. The Wild West. I've looked so forward to this."
"Milliardo will be here in a month."
"Good." Relena said not paying attention.
She had done it. She had made it to California.
Heh-heh-heh. Big bad Relenas here. :-D.
