I'm Killing My Baby


Gourry, half beaten and strapped to a table, looked around the lab to see that the vicious mad scientist had left for a while. But she'd be back and would kill him some more. Whipping him, cutting him and shoving god knows what down his throat was the only thing he knew about this mad scientist girl. He wasn't told what she was trying to do or what she wanted him to do. And she got mad when her potion (more like poison) didn't work and beat him up more, like that would do anything. Gourry wished she would just kill him now. At least he done his job; he protected Lina from this sick bitch. She was this psycho's first target but Gourry fought her off of Lina. Sadly, he went in front of one of the psycho's attacks and ended up where he was now. He didn't know where Lina was now but hopefully it was far from here. But he knew that it was wishful thinking; Lina was coming for him.

"No, stay away…"

Gourry coughed up blood as he tried to loosen his straps. Maybe, maybe he could get free and drag himself out of here. Or maybe getting free would cause the witch to finally put him out of his misery. If he did see Lina before he died, he wanted to tell her something. It was really important.

Finally, he got his right arm loose. He groaned as the pain in his arm worsen as he freed his other limbs. He sat up and screamed out, there came a sharp pain in
his chest. He saw the dagger plunged in his chest. So she did try to kill him. He was losing blood and only had a little time to get out of here.

Gourry painstakingly pulled the dagger out of his chest and rolled off the table and onto the floor. He crawled and left a wide trail of blood on the floor. He then heard fighting above him.

"Lina?"

Gourry tried to glide on the floor faster but his vision became blurred and he got dizzy.

"Lina, I'm coming!"

He heard footsteps running down the stairs. *Please let it be Lina* He laid on the floor to rest his head for a moment.

"GOURRY!!!!!!!!!"

Gourry saw Lina running towards him. Her face was filled with tears as she rolls him over on his back.

"Gourry, what did she do to you???"

"You don't want to know. And I don't want to tell you. I don't want my misery to be your last thoughts of me. I want your last thoughts of me to be at that restaurant with all that yummy food that we ate together today to be your last thoughts of me."

He smiles and continues.

"Forget about the evil lady and what she's done to me."

Lina holds his head in her lap.

"She's dead! I killed her!"

"I don't want you to think in the past, I want you to go on and raise our unborn child."

"But… we never did… *that*"

"We kissed…"

Lina is hysterical.

"Nevermind. Gourry, don't leave me!!!!! PLEASE!!!!!"

Gourry groan and holds her hand.

"I need you to do something for me Lina."

Gourry coughs up more blood.

"Anything!!! Don't go!!!!"

Lina sobs even harder.

"Lina…"

"Yes, Gourry?"

"Lina, will you cancel my subscription to SportsI llustrated for me?"

"What?"

"Thanks."

With that, Gourry closes his eyes and dies with a smile for knowing he died in Lina's arms.

"NOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! GOURRY!!!!!!!!!!!"

~Five weeks later

Lina place flowers on Gourry's grave, tears falling from her face.

"Gourry, why did you leave me???? WHY???? We had so many more adventures together!!! Why did you leave so soon! You were my better half, you completed me!!!! I miss you so much!!!!!!!!"

Lina says a little prayer then turns around to leave but then she remembered something.

"Gourry, you don't HAVE a subscription to Sports Illustrated. What were you thinking?"




Author's notes: Yes, this is a parody.